random daily quotes

[GwEnYpOo]

this probably isn't a good idea , but i'm going to go ahead and do it anyway.

random , amusing quotes heard throughout the day.

post 'em.



"You just burped in my mouth .... mmm cherry"

[center]
http://img40.photobucket.com/albums/v124/Canofsoup15/Sigs/gwenypoo.jpg
It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time! (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/peanutbutter.shtml)

This message was edited by GwEnYpOo on 5-28-04 @ 5:18 PM

[JPMNICK]

where they hell did you hear that, and the comma after You is not needed and makes the sentence harder to understand. Not to be a grammer Nazi.


http://home.comcast.net/~nickcontardo/jpm_sig.jpg
Thanks to Monsterone for my first sig.

[GwEnYpOo]

that was an accidental comma .


i said that

[center]
http://img40.photobucket.com/albums/v124/Canofsoup15/Sigs/gwenypoo.jpg
It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time! (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/peanutbutter.shtml)

[reeshy]

"Get your friggin' hands out of my pants"....I said it today coming home on the E train!!!!

[center]<IMG SRC=http://www.foxnews.com/images/126647/8_42_al_masri_abu_hamza.jpg>
Ich liebe dich, Arschloch!!!!
[center]

[JesterOfSadness]

"Riddle me this...where the fuck is my bagel"

"Hook that"

"Thats beat"

"I threw up in my nose last night"(some customer said that today at work)

[BoondockSaint]

My dad: The new fat chick next door lives alone and there are always LARGE pizza boxes on top of her garbage can.

http://img2.photobucket.com/albums/v11/squrl/sogsig2.jpg
Thanks to monsterone for the sig!

[Iamnotatool]

"I'd fuck Hillary Clinton!"

<img src=http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/iamnotatool.gif>
Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[Jennitalia]

"Jon's may be longer, but you have the girth, Hospie!"

<img src=http://www.christpuncherrecords.com/sigs/Janice.jpg>

[Tenbatsuzen]

Buried alive, Admiral. Buried... aliiiiiive.



<center><img src="http://tenbatsuzen.homestead.com/files/psychosig03.jpg"></center>

[blakjeezis]

"No, Bernie, it is not fucking stupidity. FUCK YOU!!"

This was actually from last week, but it's still with me.

<IMG SRC =http://www.blakjeezis.homestead.com/files/bloodjeez.gif>
If I were any better, I'd have to be twins!!
<marquee><font color=red>INRI</font> White people are so scared of blakjeezis<font color=red> INRI</font></marquee>
I'm Rick James, bitch!

[Evilpete]

"I'd hit that ass so hard, it'd have more dents in it than a 72 Buick"

-me the other day describing what i'd do to Lindsey Loham

<img src="http://members.aol.com/evilpete66/images/hooliesig.jpg">


<marquee><b> IM me at Evilpete66 or I will be force to perform a "Tony Danza" on 'yo ass!!!

[FUNKMAN]

"there's nothing that raises my curiosity more than black ho's..."

<img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/funkman.gif">

[jocefus]

"dont piss into the wind"

http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=jocefus



Big ups to amy, aggie, satcam,adf and fluff for the sigs..

hey my man, what it look like

[Iamnotatool]

He who farts in church sits in his own pew.

<img src=http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/iamnotatool.gif>
Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[FUNKMAN]

'he who denied it supplied it'

<img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/funkman.gif">

[GwEnYpOo]

"you got white shit all over my pants you fuckin horny dick!" -my boyfriend yelling my friend ,while laying on top of him

[center]
http://img40.photobucket.com/albums/v124/Canofsoup15/Sigs/gwenypoo.jpg
It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time! (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/peanutbutter.shtml)