Holy FUCKING Shit!!!!!!

[IrishAlkey]

Eli Manning just left my fucking house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He was in my bedroom!!!!!!!!!!!

He was watching Old School on DVD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy fucking shit!!!!!!!!!!!

He pet my dog!!!!!!!!!!

All the beers he bought are still in my freezer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKING TOUCH ME~!!!!!!!~$@#%^

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[reeshy]

He was in my bedroom!!!!!!!!!!!


Now I can see why you're excited, Alkey!!!!!!

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[IrishAlkey]

ELI FUCKING MANNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[IrishAlkey]

NOTHING ANY OF YOU WILL EVER DO WILL BE GREATER THAN THIS!!
!!!!############

I FUCKING OWN YOU ALL!@@@@@@@!%%%%%%%%%$###

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[FMJeff]

keywords:

man

bedroom

4:16 AM

pet his "dog"



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It made my heart sing.

[IrishAlkey]

Eli FUCKING Manning!!!!!!!

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[Witness]

<center>Eli FUCKING Manning!!!!!!!
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No,im impressed.

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[Crippler]

Can we get a little backstory? Did you just pick him up in a bar, or is there a good story here?

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Let's get Sirius...
I plead the FiF!

[Yerdaddy]

Make sure it rubs the lotion on the skin.

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Fuck it from behind.

[Tall_James]

http://www.doctus.ee/tervis/uus/pildid/rahuim/uinuti/Rohypnol.gif


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[Mike Teacher]

Can we get a little backstory? Did you just pick him up in a bar, or is there a good story here?



Right? Just walk into the party, scream that, then Leave us hanging!

There's a great story here; I just have a feeling IA went to hit those Exclamation Points one too many times and flipped over the left front of his computer desk, and is sleeping, with a shit-eating grin, presently, on the floor, looking up, like in all those movies...

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[zoom2457]

AHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKING TOUCH ME~!!!!!!!~$@#%^


Is this what you said to him???

"Excuse me, excuse me I believe you have my stapler"

[PanterA]

Yeah, just like when you said Michael Jackson came to your house to take a piss...

Do the Truffle Shuffle!

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[jeffdwright2001]

It was a typo. Alkey actually meant Eli Wallach.
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[Freakshow]

No, I think he meant Danny Manning

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[Crippler]

Well he certainly didn't mean this guy:
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Let's get Sirius...
I plead the FiF!

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[FUNKMAN]

why didn't you tell anyone Eli was cumming?

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[irishkb]

why didn't you tell anyone Eli was cumming?


cause he wanted it all for himself....

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[Jennitalia]

Is your ass really sore?

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[Hosp]

NOTHING ANY OF YOU WILL EVER DO WILL BE GREATER THAN THIS!!
!!!!############

I FUCKING OWN YOU ALL!@@@@@@@!%%%%%%%%%$###

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Nah, I still got you beat. (http://pleasureproductions.inadult.com/details.link/tid/63182/dvd/Unlucky-Guy--The.htm)

And here I was expecting to find a picture of the pope humping Mr. Hanky.

Who's Eli Manning?

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[Justice4all]

Something tell's me Silera's ass had something to do with this one.

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[Tall_James]

Uh...it was the wrong Eli Manning, Alkey. (http://www.oakridger.com/galleries/galleries/8/photo47.html)


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[Mike Teacher]

And here I was expecting to find a picture of the pope humping Mr. Hanky.


That would rock, but I dont want to hear any 'there wasnt a camera around' crap. Lets see some pics of the guys hanging. One by the breakfast nook, please.



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[JustJon]

I saw Rachael Ray about 2 weeks ago.

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[FUNKMAN]

is Archie next in line on that train?




:)

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[East Side Dave]

First off, I'm a pathetic New York Football Ginats fan so, Patrick, I agree that that is fucking awesome!!

Secondly, and this is the truth, I hung out with, and played beer pong with Oliver Stone. The story is too long and boring and most of you won't (for good reason, might I add) believe me anyway but ask me about it at said softball game!

G-Men Super Bowl Bound!!!!










...........in 2012....

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[reeshy]

is Archie next in line on that train?


You better keep that Archie bastard off the train...the trains belong to me!!!!!!!

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[East Side Dave]

the trains belong to me!!!!!!!


...says you, oldie...

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[Patches]

uhh.....

So what happened?

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[Freakshow]

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I think he actually meant this guy.

But I wouldn't be worried. There's NO way South Carolina would ever <a href=http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/87/Topic/38976/page/South_Carolina_s_at_it_again_______.htm"> secede from the union </a>



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[IrishAlkey]

Something tell's me Silera's ass had something to do with this one.


That's accurate.

So, on Tuesday nights I play on a pool league in Secaucus, which is where the players stay for training. Eli is in there playing pool and drinking with another rook on the team. At around 2am they start kicking us out and Silera, who isn't impressed by any celebrity because she's a twat, asks them if they wanted to hit another bar with us since they looked like they didn't wanna' go home. They agreed! At the next bar we all got along famously and they bought a shitload of packaged goods and came back to my apartment to chill! We watched Old School and Eli pet my dog! The other guy wanted to fuck Silera but that was cool with me!

WOO!

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[schmega]

niiiice.

but what if in a couple of years, he's no better than say... the dude in my sig? will it still be as cool? here's hoping it never gets to that.

last year Giambi walked into the VIP section of a club i was at. i kept looking over and seeing what he was doing with the 2 hot chicks he was with. very gay of me, but i didnt care. its the Giam-BI-no!

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[Melrapuo]

I play on a pool league in Secaucus


OOO...I LIVE THERE!!! Where did you play? Herbert's Billiards? Or someplace else?

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YANKEES FAN SINCE BIRTH!

[Jennitalia]

This certainly is a Dear Diary moment.

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[IrishAlkey]

Yeah, I play at Herbert's.

That's like 6 Giants rookies I've seen in there in the past week. They always seem to be at the bar when Silera is bartending. Little tramp!

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[Hosp]

When you guys end up with season tickets, we'll know what happened.

So I know what happens when you usually watch CD's, so did Silera start napping naked?

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[IrishAlkey]

No, but the other dude wanted to watch porn and kept asking me to leave the room!

I did!

WOO!

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[Tall_James]

No, but the other dude wanted to watch porn and kept asking me to leave the room!

Ewww...you know there's Giant webs all over your couch (and possibly your dog) now.


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[monsterone]

Ewww...you know there's Giant webs all over your couch (and possibly your dog) now.



so i guess he pet your donkey also. did he pet your dog or whipe his hand off?

i'm jealous, but i'm gonna 1 up you alkey when the gmen come up to traing camp in august.

plus i'm gonna take pictures of hookers doing rails of or dicks and doucing them in dom p. WHAT!!!

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[fluffernutter]

The other guy wanted to fuck Silera but that was cool with me!


So Jesse Palmer got rid of the bitch from The Bachelor.







Yes, I know he's not a rookie but it is late and I am an idiot and am making a desperate attempt to be funny.







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[TheGameHHH]

thats such a fucking cool story. even though I hate the Giants and I KNOW Eli Manning will suck balls this comming year, if I was face to face with him I'd kiss his ass like no other. Great story Alkey, I'm def. envious of you

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[SamoanWoman]

[The other guy wanted to fuck Silera but that was cool with me!]

That makes you da man!
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[IrishAlkey]

Thanks, guys!

You all made me feel like I wasn't acting like a little bitch for no reason.

I forgot to mention that Eli wanted to watch Super Troopers but I didn't have it on DVD.

And the other dude there was Edgar Cervantes. I feel bad not giving him enough credit since he was actually a really cool guy and down to earth. I'm pretty sure he bought all the beer.

My buddy Edgar! (http://graphics.fansonly.com/photos/schools/iowa/sports/m-footbl/auto_headshot/p-Cervantes03.jpg)

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[sexy bastard]

the giant rookie players stay at the hotel i use to work with in secaucus....I remember i signed that contract years agooooooooooo lol.....lot of celebs/ atheletes that i have met are fairly cool...once in a blue moon you meet a pric

*had to edit it should not of given the name out eeps*

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[Tall_James]

And the other dude there was Edgar Cervantes.

Didn't he write "Don Quioxte"?


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[Justice4all]

Something tell's me Silera's ass had something to do with this one.


That's accurate.

So, on Tuesday nights I play on a pool league in Secaucus, which is where the players stay for training. Eli is in there playing pool and drinking with another rook on the team. At around 2am they start kicking us out and Silera, who isn't impressed by any celebrity because she's a twat, asks them if they wanted to hit another bar with us since they looked like they didn't wanna' go home. They agreed! At the next bar we all got along famously and they bought a shitload of packaged goods and came back to my apartment to chill! We watched Old School and Eli pet my dog! The other guy wanted to fuck Silera but that was cool with me!

WOO!

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[East Side Dave]

It would be awesome if you get Kurt Warner over to your house. I don't think he would want to watch "Old School," though. He'd probably want to watch some movie about God- like..."Goonies."

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ESD predicted it.


Just the wrong year.

[silera]

This story is so much cooler now.

[EliManning]

Wow, I appreciate that it means so much to you guys. I didn't know people yelled and jumped around and, ya know, got emotional. Weird



Anyway, call me!

[TheMojoPin]

While Eli went on to victory, he might have also given Alkey the plague, what with all the blatant asshole sucking that was clearly going down.

[TheMojoPin]

Is your ass really sore?

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See?

[IrishAlkey]

I take full credit for yesterday's win.

[EliManning]

I take full credit for yesterday's win.

Oh like I had nothing to do with it? See if I ever come to your house again

[Kevin]

I take full credit for yesterday's win.

As well you should!

[IrishAlkey]

Oh like I had nothing to do with it? See if I ever come to your house again

I have a much cooler DVD collection now, pal!

[EliManning]

I have a much cooler DVD collection now, pal!

Why do you keep making me log back in?

I make millions. I just won the SuperBowl. They gave me every DVD ever made for free.

[silera]

I'd fuck you this time.

[EliManning]

I dont think my boyfriend would like that

[Neckbeard]

Yo! Bros, I'm always down to partay. That's right...PAR-TAAAAAAAAAY.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Why do you keep making me log back in?

I make millions. I just won the SuperBowl. They gave me every DVD ever made for free.

especially the Seinfeld DVD, we would be nowhere without it

lets Thank Alkey and the Jews

[EliManning]

Yo! Bros, I'm always down to partay. That's right...PAR-TAAAAAAAAAY.

Hey, Kyle. you wanna come buy, and, ya know, hold the trophy :wink wink:

[Neckbeard]

Shit, bro, I don't usually play that way, but for the MVP? I just might let Eli know if Neckbeard has a cockbeard.

[EliManning]

Shit, bro, I don't usually play that way, but for the MVP? I just might let Eli know if Neckbeard has a cockbeard.

ooooo yea. Already reaping those Super Bowl benefits

[drjoek]

Those people from the Make a Wish Foundation do such great work with the dying and retarded.

[Neckbeard]

ooooo yea. Already raping those Super Bowl benefits

QFOMFGT.

[EliManning]

I was misquoted

[Neckbeard]

We have Alkey as (somewhat) living proof.

[silera]

Those people from the Make a Wish Foundation do such great work with the dying and retarded.

Alkey is neither dying or retarded.

People say I'm mean?

[drjoek]

Alkey is neither dying or retarded.

People say I'm mean?

my attempt at humor falls short
Alkey can dish it out and I assumed take a joke

[Chad Pennington]

Will someone please talk to me today!! I am a QB in NY and i made it to the AFC TITLE GAME DAMMIT!!

I am a Rhodes Scholar damn it! I DEMAND RESPECT!

So what if Eli can throw the ball past 15yds or wins a super bowl MVP... I'M SMAAAAAAAAT!

[Snoogans]

Will someone please talk to me today!! I am a QB in NY and i made it to the AFC TITLE GAME DAMMIT!!

I am a Rhodes Scholar damn it! I DEMAND RESPECT!

So what if Eli can throw the ball past 15yds or wins a super bowl MVP... I'M SMAAAAAAAAT!

you are from new york, not boston

[Chad Pennington]

you are from new york, not boston

Wh what ever you say sir! Can you autograph this jersey for me sir? Namath tried to autograph it, but i wanted a real Super Bowl MVP to do it..

[Snoogans]

Wh what ever you say sir! Can you autograph this jersey for me sir? Namath tried to autograph it, but i wanted a real Super Bowl MVP to do it..

Yea sure thing. I love being superbowl MVP

[Chad Pennington]

Yea sure thing. I love being superbowl MVP

Nooooooot youuuuuuu!

[DanMarino]

but you said it to me. Real Rhodes Scholar

[Chad Pennington]

but you said it to me. Real Rhodes Scholar

I do not talk to non Super Bowl winners.. If you were smart at all, You WOULD KNOW.. LACES OUT!

What were you doing holding anyway? Thats for backups like me and neckbeard.

[Snoogans]

but you said it to me. Real Rhodes Scholar

Actually he said it to me, Dan. you cant even read well

[Neckbeard]

I do not talk to non Super Bowl winners.. If you were smart at all, You WOULD KNOW.. LACES OUT!

What were you doing holding anyway? Thats for backups like me and neckbeard.

Bro, no way. I tried that once and Gould kicked me right in the throat. I couldn't grow my neckbeard for 2 whole days! Scary shit...

[Neckbeard]

Marino, what was up with you fucking your kicker? I know he tucked that shit back and all, but that's fucked up.

[Snoogans]

I do not talk to non Super Bowl winners.. If you were smart at all, You WOULD KNOW.. LACES OUT!

What were you doing holding anyway? Thats for backups like me and neckbeard.

So wait, you dont talk to yourself? Since you never won a superbowl

[DanMarino]

I do not talk to non Super Bowl winners.. If you were smart at all, You WOULD KNOW.. LACES OUT!

What were you doing holding anyway? Thats for backups like me and neckbeard.

I was holding so that I would look like a team player, so that people wouldnt know that I was so selfish that it cost us a chance at a SB cause I wanted records. I really did fuck up everything I did.

I even tried to hock gayer shit than Namath, and I couldnt even do that right

[Chad Pennington]

So wait, you dont talk to yourself? Since you never won a superbowl

I don't even look at myself in the mirror. I may just kill myself after last night. I can't play in the same stadium as the Great Eli Manning.

[silera]

You're all trying to steal Alkey's thunder.

[DanMarino]

You're all trying to steal Alkey's thunder.

I'll come hang out, as long as you dont once say the words Super Bowl

[IrishAlkey]

If Terry Bradshaw shows up, I'm kicking him in the head.