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JustJon
05-25-2004, 07:37 PM
I hadn't heard of this till I heard a news promo and googled it. Why didn't they have bracelets like there when I was in school? :)

Kids wearing rubber "sex bracelets" (http://www.katc.com/Global/story.asp?S=1891280&nav=EyAzNN6S)

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blakjeezis
05-25-2004, 08:22 PM
But when I found out, I was outraged. I sent her to Catholic school to avoid things like this.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh . . .

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monsterone
05-25-2004, 09:43 PM
http://katc.static.worldnow.com/images/1891280_BG1.jpg



Fifth grader Megan Stecher shows off <b>her</b> array of "sex" jelly bracelets in front of her school.



hi you fucking whore, way to disrespect your family. enjoy herpes.

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grlNIN
05-25-2004, 09:57 PM
http://katc.static.worldnow.com/images/1891280_BG1.jpg




That ain't gel in her hair folks...



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PanterA
05-25-2004, 10:16 PM
whatever happened to the simple pearl necklace?

kids these days...

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zathrus
05-26-2004, 01:36 AM
does anyone else remember having these bracelets as a kid? i remember having them and they were just a harmless fashion statement. I never thought that they would come back in fashion. and why didn't we play these games as kids? speaking of this, does anyone remember the sandles made of the same stuff?


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Jennitalia
05-26-2004, 05:20 AM
Yeah, I wore these in like the 7th grade

Why didn't they have bracelets like there when I was in school?


why, you wouldn't have gotten laid then, either

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Furtherman
05-26-2004, 05:24 AM
I agree blakjeezis - the funniest line in that article is "I sent her to Catholic school to avoid things like this."

Other than that - I got two blues, a red and a... white?! Damn it.


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kc7586
05-26-2004, 05:42 AM
http://publish.hometown.aol.com/vampchick7586/myhomepage/bracletscropped%20copy.gif?mtbrand=AOL_US

is her new nickname "fingercuffs" ?

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jeffdwright2001
05-26-2004, 05:46 AM
Back in my day, these were the sex bracelets we used:
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Mike Teacher
05-26-2004, 06:08 AM
can i post bettie page bondage pics if theres no nudity? thanx.

my fetishes need fueling.

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Jennitalia
05-26-2004, 06:14 AM
http://publish.hometown.aol.com/vampchick7586/myhomepage/bracletscropped%20copy.gif?mtbrand=AOL_US

is her new nickname "fingercuffs" ?



how about fingerbang?

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LordJezo
05-26-2004, 06:56 AM
http://publish.hometown.aol.com/vampchick7586/myhomepage/bracletscropped%20copy.gif?mtbrand=AOL_US

is her new nickname "fingercuffs" ?



how about fingerbang?


I wonder what color that is...

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Mike Teacher
05-26-2004, 07:32 AM
for some reason this reminds me of when i go up to a tollbooth and the person has those little condoms on their fingers.

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Contra
05-26-2004, 07:58 AM
I wonder if I can convince any woman my age to play this. Have a sex braclet party!

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Fallon
05-26-2004, 08:12 AM
PanterA stole my white one.

Fag!

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PanterA
05-26-2004, 08:23 AM
Hey, that's why I wear these pink and brown bracelets

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JustJon
05-26-2004, 09:34 AM
I knew these had come back into fashion last year. I saw them at Hot Topic and other stores, but I didn't know they suddenly had color meanings. Pretty fucked up.

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JerryTaker
05-26-2004, 09:56 AM
Bah... I remember hearing about kids doing this with soda can tabs. When you have a society like ours that's so uptight about sex, kids will use anything as "code" because all the secrecy makes them curious. This is nothing new.

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TheMojoPin
05-26-2004, 10:35 AM
can i post bettie page bondage pics if theres no nudity? thanx.

my fetishes need fueling.

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For God's sake, YES!!!

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Neogoon
05-26-2004, 11:20 AM
http://katc.static.worldnow.com/images/1891280_BG1.jpg

Fifth grader Megan Stecher shows off <b>her</b> array of "sex" jelly bracelets in front of her school.

hi you fucking whore, way to disrespect your family. enjoy herpes.
Wow, that's harsh. She looks like a nice girl, from a nice family...

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Davios
05-26-2004, 11:31 AM
"I want the school to know what's going on with the kids and put a stop to it."


I swear to god, I absolutely DESPISE parents like this. You'd think you could put a stop to it you stupid bitch, after all you are only the kid's mother. As long as the kids aren't having sex inside the school, I don't give a shit what you're children are doing or wrapping their mouths around.

scorpion
05-26-2004, 12:17 PM
I guess the brown one is ANAL?



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Jennitalia
05-26-2004, 12:22 PM
In our school, if you wore green on Thursdays, that meant you were horny. And we had a thing for the word boner. That was pretty much the extent of our sexual knowledge. Kids know so much more now. When I was a teacher's aide a few years ago, I had a 5th grader offer me $20 for a bj. I told him to call me in 10 years or when he grew his first pubes.

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Katylina
05-26-2004, 12:27 PM
I always call these "Madonna bracelets" and wear them all of the time. I have been wearing them for years! Wow- I must look like some whore to the little kiddies:




A black bracelet indicates sexual intercourse


I have like 20 of these and about a dozen hot pink ones. I wonder what the hot pink ones stand for.

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Furtherman
05-26-2004, 12:31 PM
I had a 5th grader offer me $20 for a bj. I told him to call me in 10 years or when he grew his first pubes.


I have pubes! I'll give you... :checks walllet:... wait... uh.... :checks pocket: ...er .... I'll give you 8 dollars and some rolaids.... and a .. bus token.... and uh... damn it!

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TheMojoPin
05-26-2004, 01:07 PM
"Sex bracelets?"

Please. I'm a MAN. I'll use a...

"SEX BOMB! SEX BOMB!!!"

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Freakshow
05-26-2004, 01:12 PM
It he taking a dump/suffering an aneurysm?

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TheMojoPin
05-26-2004, 01:19 PM
Dude, if you're singing a song called "Sex Bomb," that's the ONLY way to sing it.

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05-26-2004, 01:29 PM
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shamus mcfitzy
05-26-2004, 05:43 PM
haha, good times

my sister just recently started wearing these and her clear ones keep getting mysteriously broken.




seriously

Katylina
05-26-2004, 05:44 PM
Does clear represent incest???

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shamus mcfitzy
05-26-2004, 05:45 PM
boy I hope so, gee golly

bigbaldirish
05-26-2004, 06:02 PM
Sex Bracelets Color Code
www.sex-bracelets.com/here (http://www.sex-bracelets.com/)
What do sex bracelet colors stand for?

Note: The VAST MAJORITY of people who wear jelly bracelets do not consider them "sex bracelets". The idea that middle schoolers are wearing jelly bracelets and having sex is, as far as we can tell, a media myth. Sex bracelets are something used and enjoyed by adults.

The color code for sex bracelets seems to vary according to location; purple may mean anal sex in one city and holding hands in another. We've listed some of the most common meanings for sex bracelet colors, submitted from sources across the U.S. Possible alternate meanings are listed in parentheses. If you have doubts about what a color means, ask someone who's wearing sex bracelets in your local area.

The one thing that everyone seems to agree upon is that the color black = sexual intercourse


Black: sexual intercourse
Blue: blow job (alternate meaning: lap dance)
Green: cunnilingus (alternate meaning: outdoor sex, hug)
Clear: whatever you want (alternate meaning: hug)
Orange: kiss
Yellow: hug (alternate meaning: analingus)
Red: lap dance (alternate meaning: French kiss, oral sex)
Purple: anal sex (alternate meaning: holding hands, doggy style)
Silver: fisting
White: flash your tits (alternate meaning: gay kiss, French kiss)
Pink: flashing
Gold glitter: make out
Brown: toss my salad, i.e., analingus
Glow in the dark: using sex toys, e.g. vibrators, dildos, etc.



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Furtherman
05-27-2004, 06:26 AM
Clear: whatever you want (alternate meaning: hug)


If I got a clear one and all I got was a HUG?! I'd be so pissed I'd smash her pencil box and trash her trapper keeper! Probably steal all her pink erasers as well.

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Freakshow
05-27-2004, 06:36 AM
Brown: toss my salad, i.e., analingus


Now that's just Way too obvious.

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JPMNICK
05-27-2004, 08:36 AM
I tutor a highschool girl in algebra 2. Yesterday I read this story on here, and I also had to tutor. Well, she was weaaring these bracelets. 1 black, 2 pink and 1 silver. I had no idea what the meant. now I read bigbaldirish's post and I have gained some further insight into her life.

In reality, i think this is all media bulshit and most people just wear them to wear them. Or the kids pretend they are for sex and never do anything about it.

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Arienette
05-27-2004, 08:46 AM
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jeffdwright2001
05-27-2004, 09:15 AM
eek, keep the silver ones away from me. thanks.
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Katylina
05-27-2004, 01:53 PM
Pink: flashing


Hmmm it's like a sign from God.

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furie
05-27-2004, 04:48 PM
i blame Bush


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TheMojoPin
05-27-2004, 05:35 PM
eek, keep the silver ones away from me. thanks.

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