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monsterone
05-23-2004, 09:52 PM
so, when i woke up this morning, hung over, i had no notion of what i'd do tonight.

i stopped into a lax shop on a whim and overheard about a league, so i signed up. an 1 1/2 straight of playing and i have some nice injuries. shit, you should see my arms. cut up and brused.

but it feels fucking great. my spirits ae up and the pain will come in a couple of days, but it's worth it.

i worked my ass of and suffered the consequences. i know for a fact that snoogs will agree, regarding snowbording. you take a big hit and break your ass, but you get back on the lift.

for any lax players, i'm a d-man, and played box tonight. i got my 1st 3 career goals, and had 3 stops.

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<font color="blue" size="1"> i see all these niggas in these videos and i wonder, if they're individually pussy and their safety is in numbers </font>


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IrishAlkey
05-23-2004, 09:54 PM
Lacrosse?

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JustJon
05-23-2004, 10:05 PM
you play lacrosse on snowboards?

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monsterone
05-23-2004, 10:12 PM
you play lacrosse on snowboards?




i'm super exreme or drunk when i post. you decide.

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<font color="blue" size="1"> i see all these niggas in these videos and i wonder, if they're individually pussy and their safety is in numbers </font>


<font color="white">moe & horde king, come back soon</font>


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IrishAlkey
05-23-2004, 10:16 PM
I still don't know if he's talking about lacrosse.

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IrishAlkey
05-23-2004, 10:17 PM
But I did laugh when he said he's a d-man.

We know.

We know...

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monsterone
05-23-2004, 10:24 PM
settle down alkey. i play defense.

i'm bruised up as fuck and it feels good.

it's king of like loosing a fight, but atleast i got 3 goals.

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<font color="blue" size="1"> i see all these niggas in these videos and i wonder, if they're individually pussy and their safety is in numbers </font>


<font color="white">moe & horde king, come back soon</font>


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jeffdwright2001
05-24-2004, 04:09 AM
i stopped into a lax shop on a whim and overheard about a league, so i signed up.
Congratulations!
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You go monsterone!!

sr71blackbird
05-24-2004, 04:51 AM
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:oGIP2eNIzfUJ:intd.net/scott/images/la0803/lax.jpg

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Tall_James
05-24-2004, 05:34 AM
Can we call you "Lax Luthor"?


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FUNKMAN
05-24-2004, 06:20 AM
i do alot of laxing over and over, guess you can say i'm 'reLAXing'....

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JustJon
05-24-2004, 08:28 AM
But I did laugh when he said he's a d-man.
Is that like being some sort of DP man?

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TheMojoPin
05-24-2004, 08:50 AM
When the words "lax" and "ass" are used SO many times in a single post, it makes it REALLY confusing.

I swear to Christ it took me three times reading the entire thing to finally "get" it.

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reeshy
05-24-2004, 09:54 AM
I swear to Christ it took me three times reading the entire thing to finally "get" it.


Jesus Christ, Mojo..... so what else is new???????

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TheMojoPin
05-24-2004, 09:56 AM
I can count to 50 now!

Soon, I'll be able to wish reeshy a happy and accurate birthday!

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