View Full Version : Konnan is comming to the WWE
SpicyMcHaggis
05-22-2004, 12:59 PM
(All information taken from backstagewrestling.com) Looks like he'll be starting out as an announcer, most likely on Smackdown since Eddie, Rey and Chavo are there to back him up. He's going to be a more involved announcer which most likely means he'll be more in your face. When he gets more in shape, he may go into a wrestling role, but for now he's just behind the mic. I'm hoping for an eventual John Cena/Konnan feud (imagine the rap battles).
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ChickenHawk
05-22-2004, 01:00 PM
I'd care if he didn't suck shit.
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Se7en
05-22-2004, 01:59 PM
I'd care if he didn't suck shit.
Konnan is a guy who really defies all sorts of logic.
See, he's been godawful ACROSS THE BOARD for at least a decade, and yet he STILL finds work.
He has virtually no redeeming qualities. He's pretty much a Latin Lex Luger.
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Davios
05-22-2004, 02:18 PM
I must disagree, at least my man Lex could bounce his titties in and out, can you say that about konnan?
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05-22-2004, 02:22 PM
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I know I haven't watched wrestling since back before it was WWE, but as I see them bringing guys like this in I can only think to myself: WHAT HAPPENED?!?! I'm glad I stopped watching this stuff.
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JustJon
05-22-2004, 02:28 PM
It's not like anyone liked Konnan in WCW, why would they bother with him now?
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Heather 8
05-22-2004, 04:28 PM
When he gets more in shape, he may go into a wrestling role
Here's a thought: how 'bout hiring someone in wrestling shape, who can wrestle?
Too logical?
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BoondockSaint
05-22-2004, 04:33 PM
So the one good thing about Smackdown, Tazz and Cole announcing, they are going to bring in Konnan to ruin it? Great. I'll take a guess and say he uses some slang.
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WindowSill
05-22-2004, 04:52 PM
Not a big fan of the old stuff, and Im not really looking forward to the new shit either...just another guy for the WWE to piss on and then throw him back in the garbage. Its great though, you drop Sean OHaire but you bring in this guy...gotta love the WWE and their way of logic.
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sleepyeyed_Jynx
05-23-2004, 08:37 AM
I'm hoping he goes to:
A) Velocity
B) Heat
C) Raw
Any of those three choices wouldn't provoke me to bat an eye. But if he replaces Tazz, then that's when I'm going to start. The SD! announce team is the best in the fed, so it would make little to no sense for Vince to pull in Konnan for no reason. I mean, let's be serious; About 90% of casual to die-hard wrestling fans don't watch TNA. Add the fact that WCW has been gone for years now, and you'll come up with millions of people saying "Who's this guy?" when they turn on their televisions.
All in all, this is a pretty dumb idea by the fed, and may be almost as dumb as pushing Orton. :)
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hatetreehighway
05-24-2004, 02:36 PM
wcw FOR life....
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05-25-2004, 04:16 PM
wcw FOR life....
WOLFPAC IN DA House.............
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hatetreehighway
05-26-2004, 08:57 AM
Ok HoW aBoUT lWo..
ANd LeT hIM Be a FReE aGeNT foR botH shOws.
or How about THE filthy animals and they can finally give kidman something tA do...
why do they keep palumbo and jindrek but AXE OHARE???????????????????????????????????????
NBt
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jaydogg420
05-26-2004, 09:48 AM
great!
that's what the WWE needs, another no talent, hack, wrestler.
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hatetreehighway
05-26-2004, 10:10 AM
konan can put a hit togther for there next great selling wwe cd.. that goes silver........
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This message was edited by hatetreehighway on 5-26-04 @ 2:13 PM
Ok HoW aBoUT lWo..
ANd LeT hIM Be a FReE aGeNT foR botH shOws.
or How about THE filthy animals and they can finally give kidman something tA do...
why do they keep palumbo and jindrek but AXE OHARE???????????????????????????????????????
NBt
This message was edited by hatetreehighway on 5-26-04 @ 12:58 PM
I'd love to know what this looked like before he edited it.
To stay on topic, Konnan isn't worthy of being in TNA, let alone the major leagues.
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hatetreehighway
05-26-2004, 12:20 PM
it looked like this konan to be the next superstar in
the wwe. thats what. ok tazz. be a little more creative with your name there.
Fallon
05-26-2004, 12:40 PM
Konnan is comming to the WWE
Thanks for the warning.
I hated him in WCW. He's gonna be in WWE as long at The Cat was. Hopefully shorter.
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SpicyMcHaggis
05-26-2004, 01:29 PM
So I guess with Konnan comming to the WWE and The Truth winning the NWA Championship, there's no more 3 Live Krew?
"Snootch to the nootch."
JesterOfSadness
05-26-2004, 01:47 PM
there's no more 3 Live Krew?
I hope so. NWA should really get rid of BG James or whatever he calls himself now.
Only place I see Konnan announcing is on that crappy ass show "the WWE Experience" or whatever the name is that has Ivory and that other guy.
I seriously doubt that theyll get rid of Tazz or Bill Demott for that crapless wonder, but hey its the WWE and "anything can happen"
Better yet, Just swallow some jacks-CM Punk
hatetreehighway
05-28-2004, 09:36 AM
WE NOW NEED ROAD-DOGG TO COME BACK TO WWE,,, NAO OR DX REUNION... NICE
whorehay
05-29-2004, 11:58 AM
easy solution for a konnan gimmick:
all they need to do is hit him over the head so he acts different.
from then on, he's the token Smackdown retard. their answer to
RAWs Eugene.
and his main gimmick is after the bell rings to start the match, he
acts all scared and pisses his pants. then runs around screaming and
takes off running out of the building through the audience. do that for
every match. he never actually wrestles.
the viewers will LOVE this guy!
This message was edited by whorehay on 5-29-04 @ 3:59 PM
I like his late night show, but I don't see him as a wrestling announcer. I mean, without that talking dog puppet thing, how far can he really go? Maybe he can drive his announcing desk around the ring.
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