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reeshy
05-21-2004, 01:11 PM
I got this here friend (he happens to be a member of R&F.net) who I considered to be all-man. Well, today, I was over at his house and I noticed these catalogs sitting on his coffee table. Being the catalog freak that I am, I picked them to peruse them. Well Holy Shit Sigmund...they were all catalogs for male underwear...Titles like UnderGear and AllMan. Crap, they're nothing but batching material for the testosterone impaired!!! This one guy was wearing something that I can only describe as a tobacco pouch with a string attached...simply insert junk and tighten said cord!!! I asked my buddy "What the hell is this shit???" He mumbled something about it was junk mail but hell...his name was all over it and on one of them it said something to the effect that "Here is that catalog that you ordered". Well, I let these rags of Sodom and Gemorrah slip out of my now soiled hands and I made up some excuse to get out of there.
My dillemma is that I don't know if I want to be around this secret sissy-mary any longer. I had this guy all wrong all along...Come to think of it, He used to look at me in that special perverted way, now that I think about it..What would you do in my shoes????

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mikeyboy
05-21-2004, 01:15 PM
Just don't return yerdaddy's calls. He should get the hint.

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Lumber
05-21-2004, 01:35 PM
Damn You Reeshy! You just wait and see what I tell WeeMan & Rue! Damn You!

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jeffdwright2001
05-21-2004, 01:36 PM
What would you do in my shoes????
I'd probably batch in them and then give them back to you as a gift. But I really don't see how this helps you.

Cybersoldier
05-21-2004, 01:46 PM
Don't ask, don't tell lol

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jeffdwright2001
05-21-2004, 01:49 PM
By the way, which one of you has the "problem"?

StupidGirlllll
05-21-2004, 01:51 PM
Maybe it was all a little nasty dream.

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Cybersoldier
05-21-2004, 02:09 PM
By the way, which one of you has the "problem"?


not me that's for sure. But does make wonder who Reeshy is talking about. Maybe he was at Alkey's place ;)
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Yerdaddy
05-21-2004, 02:44 PM
Yep. I'd hit it.

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FUNKMAN
05-21-2004, 05:42 PM
if he is a true friend then try to be understanding and supportive... you know show him you have an open mind and throw on one of them marble bags...
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reeshy
05-21-2004, 05:47 PM
You mean like this???????

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FUNKMAN
05-21-2004, 05:50 PM
madone! what do you got a couple D batteries in that thing?

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reeshy
05-21-2004, 05:52 PM
I just took that picture of myself with my new camera!!!!! Impressed, huh???????

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FUNKMAN
05-21-2004, 05:53 PM
yeah! that's a nice wood railing...

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reeshy
05-21-2004, 05:54 PM
Thanks...I took shop in high school!!!!!

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ADF
05-21-2004, 06:42 PM
Admit it.. the "friend" was you!

I give the fact that you like to work with wood as evidence furthering my case.

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TheMojoPin
05-22-2004, 08:49 AM
reeshy stared at my magazines in horror...for three hours, you lying bastard!

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Katylina
05-22-2004, 09:38 AM
I'm glad you said it.. I was starting to wonder about Ed as well, but since you came out and said it, it's OK for me to agree with you.

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reeshy
05-22-2004, 09:47 AM
Oh no...it wasn't Ed....no sirree bob...not Ed....Did Ed put away the gun yet????

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BrianTheBailBondsman
05-22-2004, 09:55 AM
I hope you remembered to back away carefully as uyou bend over to replace them on the coffee table.http://www.thelatinexperience.com/Gallery/Quiggins%20Aug%202003/Goerge%20&%20Hammed%20bend%20over.JPG

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SatCam
05-22-2004, 01:29 PM
He mumbled something about it was junk mail

But reeshy, can't you see that it WAS junk mail?

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