'Would you hit it?' threads, and why I hate them.

[blakjeezis]

If you're gonna ask a question like that, the responses are a lot more interesting if there's some doubt. 'Jessica Simpson, would you hit it?' and 'Lindsey Lohan, would you hit it?' are just plain stupid and a waste of time, space, and effort. The Fox News broad, same thing. In fact, asking about any any female at all is just a ridiculous poll. Fat? Hit it. Ugly? Hit it. Retarded? Hit it. Clubfoot? Hit it. Trampled by a horse? Hit it. Burn victim? Hit it.

Write about something better.

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P.S. Brian Cox kicks my ass!!

P.P.S. This was really just an excuse to post that motherfucker of a tirade from 'Adaptation'.

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This message was edited by blakjeezis on 5-21-04 @ 11:46 AM

[Tall_James]

I'd hit Blakjeezis like a redheaded stepchild.

That being said, I agree that these posts are incredibly lame with the exception of some hot chick pics that are posted.


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What TJ said.

What I REALLY hate though, are happy birffday threads.

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What I hate are the people who respond to these threads!!!!!!

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I need to find me a club-footed woman.

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[Hottub]

...child watches her mother beaten to death on the steps of a church. Someone goes hungry. Somebody else betrays his best friend for a woman. If you can't find that stuff in life, then you, my friend, don't know crap about life.


Precisly why I enjoy these inane little threads. It acts a little diversion from all the shit that is going on in the world. We bombed them, they cut his fucking head off,this guy is a mass-murderer.

What the hell is wrong with 5 minutes of, Coke or Pepsi? Mustard or Mayo? Would you hit it? I like to jack...

Lighten up, Francis!!

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[JustJon]

Can you really beat (not beat it to) the pics in those threads?

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[Jennitalia]

What the hell is wrong with 5 minutes of, Coke or Pepsi? Mustard or Mayo? Would you hit it? I like to jack...

Spit or swallow?

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What's YOUR favorite jellybean?!!!?#%#

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[Jack_Doff]

My favorite part about the whole Brian Cox/Adaptation thing is that he says, "And whatever you do, don't have a deus ex machina." Which he himself (in that movie) in fact is. Does that mean he is discrediting himself and that we should not listen to what he says?

Also, could Brian Cox work any harder, every fifteen minutes he's in a new movie and, in my opinion, he kills in all of them.

[blakjeezis]

Brian Cox work any harder, every fifteen minutes he's in a new movie and, in my opinion, he kills in all of them.


He suffers from 'English Actor Syndrome'. See also: Michael Caine, Christopher Walken.

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[TheMojoPin]

Brian Cox work any harder, every fifteen minutes he's in a new movie and, in my opinion, he kills in all of them.


He suffers from 'English Actor Syndrome'. See also: Michael Caine, Christopher Walken.

I think the guy has officially played an American more times onscreen than he has a Brit.

But either way, he rules the school. I love that I can see him in a movie like "Rushmore" one minute, and the "Super Troopers" the next...and he kills in both.

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[Jack_Doff]

He suffers from 'English Actor Syndrome'. See also: Michael Caine.



So you're saying there will be another Jaws movie?

Although I'm a little confused about the English Actor thing. Caine is English, but Walken is American and Cox is Scottish (if it's not Scottish, it's crap)

[blakjeezis]

I think the guy has officially played an American more times onscreen than he has a Brit.


E.A.S. is not being typecast as an Englishman, or even being English, necessarily. It is so named because English actors are notorious for working constantly, often having a TV sitcom role while releasing films and performing in the theater. The disease is hallmarked by the inability to turn down a role, no matter the film. For example: 'Jaws IV: The Revenge' (Caine), 'On Deadly Ground' (Caine), 'The Rundown' (Walken), 'Kangaroo Jack', (Walken), 'Gigli' (Walken), 'Miss Congeniality' (Caine). The list goes on and on.

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[Freakshow]

[He suffers from 'English Actor Syndrome'.


Careful

Brian Cox (I)
Date of birth (location)
1 June 1946
Dundee, Scotland, UK


Edit: just saw Jack_doff's post. oops

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[TheMojoPin]

I was gonna toss out Sean Connery as a prime example of E.A.S. (Which in his case can mean "every accent syndrome," since his accent can apparently mean his character is from ANYWHERE in the world), but I remembered that HE'S Scottish, too!

THIS THEORY IS BUNK!

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[blakjeezis]

Do you guys really not get it? Do I have to explain it again?

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[Jack_Doff]

Is there a message board version of E.A.S. Like there's not a thread you can't post in?

[jeffdwright2001]

E.A.S.
I loved their song "Evil Woman".

[TheMojoPin]

Do you guys really not get it? Do I have to explain it again?

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QUIET!!! We're on a roll...

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[TheMojoPin]

'Would you hit it?'

Can I kick it?

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[blakjeezis]

Is there a message board version of E.A.S. Like there's not a thread you can't post in?


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Mojo, comment?


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[jeffdwright2001]

[quote]
Is there a message board version of E.A.S. Like there's not a thread you can't post in?
I post in crap threads so that I can make enough money to post in threads I really care about. Everything I do ultimately helps me to perfect my craft and concentrate on those threads that I feel really make a difference and that I can connect with at a deeper level.

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Is there a message board version of E.A.S. Like there's not a thread you can't post in?


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Mojo, comment?


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I think it's safe to say my work speaks for itself.

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[blakjeezis]

I think it's safe to say my work speaks for itself.

Well, I was expecting you to say something in defense of yourself, but I guess that may have been too much to ask.

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I'd hit Blakjeezis like a redheaded stepchild.


Don't bring me into this, you tall bastard.


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[blakjeezis]

You know, Pants, I've been meaning to ask you for a while what that pink noise is beneath that dude's chin in your sig. Is it a dyed beard? Is he wearing an ascot? What's the deal?

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[PanterA]

It's Dimebag's beard colored pink.

He does some weird things.

btw does anyone see the pic i posted cause it doesnt work for me unless i rightclick and hit show picture

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[blakjeezis]

You can tell by the lines in my smile, that I've been around

Stretch marks?

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btw does anyone see the pic i posted cause it doesnt work for me unless i rightclick and hit show picture


Nope. Don't see it. You suck at the internet.

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[PanterA]

Stretch marks?It's from blowing whales. my bad

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[Jack_Doff]

It's from blowing whales

Can you put up a picture of the whale so we can all debate on whether or not we'd hit it?

[PanterA]

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I'd hit that whale. A blowhole is a blowhole.

[blakjeezis]

Yes, I'd hit it.

Edit: This is now a Rosie O'Donnell - Would you hit it? thread. You always become what you hate.

No question, now, what had happened to the faces of the pigs. The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.

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[PanterA]

Edit: This is now a Rosie O'Donnell - would you hit it? thread. You always become what you hateSo I'll become an onion in a belly button?

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You always become what you hate.



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[blakjeezis]

I'll become an onion in a belly button


Become?!?! Have you smelled yourself recently?

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[PanterA]

It aint easy bein greesey

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[Freakshow]

E.A.S.
I loved their song "Evil Woman".



No, you're confused. E.A.S. did Lucky Man, Tiger in the Spotlight, and a kick-ass version of the Theme from Peter Gunn.



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[Jack_Doff]

Hey. Would Elizabeth Hurley be an example of English Actor Syndrome? After some of the roles she's taken lately, it seems that way. Plus, she's actually English. Anyway, even if she does have EAS, I'd hit it. How about anyone else?

[TheMojoPin]

I think it's safe to say my work speaks for itself.

Well, I was expecting you to say something in defense of yourself, but I guess that may have been too much to ask.

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[Freakshow]

Goddamn it. This thread was highly amusing for a while. Wha happen'?



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[TheMojoPin]

Goddamn it. This thread was highly amusing for a while. Wha happen'?



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Me happened.

Sorry.

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[Freakshow]

nah. It wasn't you.

I blame it on fundamental shifts in our key demographic.

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[Captain Rooster]

Vagina for a forehead, hit it.
Ass like a bag o' gravel, hit it.
Legs like an elephant's trunk, hit it.
Eats glass, hit it.
Aids victim, don't hit it.
Likes to urinate on couches, hit it.
Bites her toenails, hit it.
Smells like last week's cheese, hit it.
Smells like a dog's anus, hit it.
Likes to beat men with reeds, hit it.
One legger, hit it (lay 'er down first).
One eye...on her neck, hit it.


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[TheMojoPin]

One legger, hit it (lay 'er down first).

Truly a saint!

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[Reephdweller]

and 'Lindsey Lohan, would you hit it?' are just plain stupid and a waste of time, space, and effort


Why is it any stupider to ask the same question that six others asked about other women? Where I work some people were talking about her and they were trashing her that she's ugly and un-attractive. I didn't see what the hell they were seeing, so why is it stupid to ask a question of others?

I agree I don't necessarily care for the "hit it" threads, but it seemed to be the flavor of the moment on the board so I asked the question in the same form as the others.

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[blakjeezis]

Why is it any stupider to ask the same question that six others asked about other women?

It's not any stupider, it's just as stupid. This wasn't directed at those 2 specific threads. It was directed at all of them, those were just the 2 that were freshest in my memory.

And no, Elizabeth Hurley doesn't count for E.A.S. because she's a crap actress. Someone like Dame Judy Dench, soon to be seen in The Chronicles of Riddick, would be a good example of a female E.A.S. sufferer.

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[fiestygal]

people just repeat the same girls over and over and over again......


now if someone mention elenor roosevelt that would be different?!

What did the 5 fingers say to the face..


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