More hittable- Ellen or Oprah?

[Heavy]

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/tv_pix/emmys/53rd_emmy_awards_photos/ellen_degeneres/emmys.jpg

http://hollandsentinel.com/images/062203/oprah.jpg

edit: Id pick Oprah and hope shes currently in a fat phase so she'd have some big tits at least.

This message was edited by Wadd on 5-20-04 @ 2:21 PM

[Jack_Doff]

I voted for Ellen because she's funnier than Oprah and because she's been with chicks before would be more receptive to the threeway (in my estimation). Plus Oprah's book selection sucks donkey nads.

This message was edited by Jack_Doff on 5-20-04 @ 2:22 PM

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ellen cuz she is funny

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[jeffdwright2001]

I voted for Ellen. I think she'd be more submissive and fun in bed.

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[Tall_James]

Ellen. The pillow talk afterwards would be a lot more enjoyable.


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[Freakshow]

I think doing Ellen would feel a lot like doing a guy. So unless there are other chicks involved, i'm going Oprah

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[Yerdaddy]

Oprah. Because I bet she smells like bean dip.

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[IrishAlkey]

Is this what your life has come to, Wadd?

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[McNabbShouldDie]

I go Ellen.

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[Recyclerz]

Hell, I'll do them both at the same time.



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[SatCam]

Ellen AND her black DJ. That's like Ellen + guy Oprah.

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[PanterA]

I exclude myself cause I done'm both!

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[TheMojoPin]

I exclude myself cause I done'm both!

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[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

I'm picking Oprah all the way. She has a hot body

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[TheMojoPin]

I'd pick Oprah...just so I could make her call me "Dr. Phil."

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[WindowSill]

I went with Oprah just cuz that picture of Ellen scares me...and this is what a "would you hit it/ whos more hittable" thread should be...not Lindsay Lohan who is incredibly hot...:)

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[A.J.]

Ellen. Better body and have you ever seen Oprah without makeup? Yikes!

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[Katylina]

Ellen because she's a lesbian, and I am a chick. (I like her show a lot too).

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Is this what your life has come to, Wadd?


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