Vaseline!

[Furtherman]

Hello, housekeeping?

Man Charged With Smearing Hotel Room Full of Vaseline (http://www.wjla.com/news/stories/0504/147355.html)



...the maid found Vaseline on the bedding, mattresses, TV, furniture, towels, carpeting - you name it.


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[jeffdwright2001]

He's slick.

[TheMojoPin]

There are flies...IN the Vaseline!!!

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[Furtherman]

i know a girl who thinks of ghosts
she'll make ya breakfast
she'll make ya toast
she don't use butter
she don't use cheese
she don't use jelly
or any of these
she uses vaaaaaaaaaaaaaah-seline
vaseline
vaseline


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[TheMojoPin]

I heard that if Nirvana wasn't dead, they'd totally do an acoustic set covering that room.

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[Freakshow]

That's what I call a sticky situation.

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This message was edited by Freakshow on 5-18-04 @ 12:59 PM

[Patches]

huh? Vaseline isn't sticky. It's kind of the whole point of Vaseline.

DO YOUR RESEARCH MAN!!!!!!

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Outside the flashback:
Cartman: "Now that's what I call a sticky situation."


ehh. So I suck. Whatever.

And i don't want to know about doing 'research' to discover vasoline is not sticky

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[East Side Dave]

Actually, you're both right- 'cause if you bake vaseline in the oven for twenty minutes and then put it in the microwave, it'll become sticky. Oh, the experiments I like to do with hygeine products and children I mean hygiene products nevermind that last part!!

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[SatCam]

I read that when the hotel manager first called the police, he described the man as a "jerk-off".

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[FUNKMAN]

maybe the hotel manager will be forgiving and 'let the guy slide'...

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[reeshy]

I don't see what the problem is!!!!!!!!!! I really don't!!!!!!!!!

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[mikeyboy]

Save it for the judge, Reeshy.

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[sr71blackbird]

The guy who invented Vaseline ate a teaspoon of it every day until the day he died, and he lived a long time.

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Hey can't a guy have fun anymore?

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[Furtherman]

Update!

Binghamton's 'Vaseline Vandal' Confesses (http://1010wins.com/topstories/local_story_342144706.html)



Chamberlain has offered no explanation why he used 14 jars of Vaseline to coat the room.


Diabolical!


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[keithy_19]

This man is my new hero.


Police: Why did you do this?

Vasoline Man: I dunno...just felt right at the time.

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[Def Dave in SC]

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I'unno. I do what I feel like.

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[zathrus]

what no insanity plea?


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[Katylina]

This stuff is great for getting those anal beads in.

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[FUNKMAN]

This stuff is great for getting those anal beads in.


vaseline yes! and your forceful hands...

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[stickyfingers]

was there a lit candle and numbers on the wall?

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[mothershucker]

One time a thing occured to me
What's real, and what's for sale?
Blew a kiss and tried to take it home

It isn't you, isn't me
Search for things that you can't see
Going blind, out of reach
Somewhere in the vaseline

Two times and it has rendered me
Punch drunk and without bail
Think I'd be safer all alone
Flys in the vasoline we are
Sometimes it blows my mind
Keep getting stuck here all the time

You'll see the look and you'll see the lies
You'll eat the lies, and you will.

It isn't you, isn't me
Search for things that you can't see
Going blind, out of reach
Somewhere in the vasoline.


I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker

[spartain117]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! fucking sick prick!!! nasty. how can he do that in a motel. i say if he is that desprite, tell him to go rent a slut. she will do him. but man that is sick!

[FUNKMAN]

"vaseline is one helluva lubricant"

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[MrPink]

i think we all had a desire to do something like that to a motel room. i dont call him sick hes just a guy that likes pranks.

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[Bulldogcakes]

Since the guy was covered in vaseline, how did the cops catch him?
I would think he could slip right out of the handcuffs!
This guy's fuckin brilliant! And invincible! He can do whatever he wants and nobody can do anything about it! I'm going to cover myself in vaseline and soon I shall rule the world! Bah Ha Ha Ha!

Ow! Hey! Get that net offa me! Ouch! Help!! Somebody HELP!!!!