'Pirate's Favorite' Joke Game

[blakjeezis]

It's easy.
Q: What's the best college for pirates?
A: Haaaaarrrrvard.

Q: Pirate's favorite summer activity?
A: Baaaaaarrrrbeque.

Q: Pirate's favorite drink?
A: Coca-Colaaaarrrgh.

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If I were any better, I'd have to be twins!!
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I'm Rick James, bitch!

[FUNKMAN]

Q- What's a pirates favorite part of the turkey?
A - sliver me gizzards

Q - What's a pirate say when he touches a hot stove?
A - that's fucking hot

Q - What's a pirates favorite cookie?
A - Chips Ahoy matey


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[FUNKMAN]

Q: Who is a pirates favorite football player

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Doug Plank

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[FUNKMAN]

Q: Where doe a pirate keep his clothes?

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In Davey Jones's locker...

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[blakjeezis]

Q: Favorite part of Canada?
A: British Columbiaaaaaaargh.

Q: Favorite reality show?
A: Survivaaaaaaarrrrgh.

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If I were any better, I'd have to be twins!!
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I'm Rick James, bitch!

[FUNKMAN]

Q: What's a pirates favorite 'old time' movie?

A: Jason And The aaaarrrghonauts


can this continue?

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[Melrapuo]

Q: Favorite part of the female anatomy?
A: Yarrrrgh...Pussarghhh. Yahaharrrrrghhhh...

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YANKEES FAN SINCE BIRTH!

[FUNKMAN]

Q: What's a pirate's favorite basketball shot?

A: The hook

Q: What's a pirate's 2nd favorite basketball shot?

A: The dunk


hardeeharhardeeharhar...

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[sr71blackbird]

Q- What do pirates smoke?

A- Cigaaaaarrrr's!




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[Furtherman]

Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch.

Bartender says "Hey, you know you have a steering wheel down there?"

Pirate says "Yaaarrrrrrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"

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[blancostupido]

Q: What's a pirates favorite 'old time' movie?

A: Jason And The aaaarrrghonauts


Is it rated arrrrrrrrr?

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doesn't know what day it is

[Mike Teacher]

So, Mr. Pirate; What the name of that Heavy Metal band with Odorous Ungerous?

:: come on, someone... ::

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[FUNKMAN]

Q: What's a pirate say when his wood gets cold?

A: shiver me timbers

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[blakjeezis]

So, Mr. Pirate; What the name of that Heavy Metal band with Odorous Ungerous?


Gwaaaaarrrrrgh ha haaaarrrrr.

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I'm Rick James, bitch!

[sr71blackbird]

Q: Who was the pirates favorite actor on M*A*S*H?

A: Jamie Faaarrrrrrrrrr!!!

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[jax]

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?
A buck an ear

[FUNKMAN]

Q: how do you circumcise a pirate

A: kick his first mate in the chin

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