John Kerry's Daughter - Would You Hit It?

[FUNKMAN]

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not me, i'm married...

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This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 5-17-04 @ 4:38 PM

[ChickenHawk]

That's such a fake...

...but fake see-through dress aside, I gotta say no. She's got the same long moon-face that her dad has. Too creepy.

*EDIT* - I see the image is on Yahoo News, and the Drudge Report. So IT MUST BE real. Jeeze, what was she thinking?
Drudge's website reports this as "Kerry Shows Her Cannes!" Sorry, but that's hilarious.

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[Recyclerz]

Not a fake.

The Sun (UK Tabloid) (http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004223099,00.html)
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[DESERTEAGLE.50]

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So...no.

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With a riding crop.

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Yeah, she looks better in that pic with monsterone.

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huh huh huh




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[TheMojoPin]

I'd go for it.

The front-on shot is a little "iffy", but the other pics from the night show her looking pretty good.

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[Heavy]

Alright what about this chick, would yall hit this??

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[TheGameHHH]

I'd do her, but strictly for money. Or if I was really drunk

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[Captain Rooster]

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[Reephdweller]

yep

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[Hottub]

Funk, I wouldn't hit that lazy-eyed slut with your dick, and mizzle pushin'!

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[keithy_19]

She looks like a mix between John "Fucking" Kerry and Julia Roberts.

I would have to say no.

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[WindowSill]

What uh...what the hell was she thinking? I mean, they dont even look that good! Anyway, she looks way too much like her father, and her father aint that hot so thats a no. As far as the chick in Wadd's picture, probably, the shirts makes the cans stand out and the breasts dont look bad at all.

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[Hottub]

I'll take either one of the Bush twins in a minute over that mess.

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[WindowSill]

I dont think theyre twins, but Id definitely nail both of them over Kerry's daughter...

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[FUNKMAN]

Funk, I wouldn't hit that lazy-eyed slut with your dick


that's cool! but thanks for at least considering it...

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[TheMojoPin]

What uh...what the hell was she thinking? I mean, they dont even look that good! Anyway, she looks way too much like her father, and her father aint that hot so thats a no. As far as the chick in Wadd's picture, probably, the shirts makes the cans stand out and the breasts dont look bad at all.

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"If progress is the process of moving forward, whats congress?"

So if you think, say, the Bush twins are hot...it's because you think their DAD is hot?

Ew.

Then again, I'd fuck Lisa Marie Presley just to say to myself I banged Elvis, so who am I to judge?

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[Melrapuo]

No way.

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[WindowSill]

What uh...what the hell was she thinking? I mean, they dont even look that good! Anyway, she looks way too much like her father, and her father aint that hot so thats a no. As far as the chick in Wadd's picture, probably, the shirts makes the cans stand out and the breasts dont look bad at all.

http://img30.photobucket.com/albums/v89/metalsat666/bushsig.bmp
"If progress is the process of moving forward, whats congress?"

So if you think, say, the Bush twins are hot...it's because you think their DAD is hot?

Ew.

Then again, I'd fuck Lisa Marie Presley just to say to myself I banged Elvis, so who am I to judge?

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1979 << December boys got it BAD >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

No because the Bush "twins", although I still say theyre not, dont look that much like their dad, whereas this broad is like the girl version of John Kerry.

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[Se7en]

Woud I hit it?

Maybe with a sack of bricks, but nothing else.

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[ag]

defantly fake

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[monsterone]

Yeah, she looks better in that pic with monsterone.



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try bragging to your friends about where the money came from. i'd rather fuck a picket fense tooth kennedy... it atleast sounds cooler.

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This message was edited by monsterone on 5-18-04 @ 12:34 AM

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i'm more interested in knowing why her panties are so enormous. exactly how big IS that bush. but yeah i'd hit it. i have absolutely no standards.

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[Reephdweller]

She looks like a mix between John "Fucking" Kerry and Julia Roberts.

I would have to say no.




Sure, go and make her even hotter why don't you!

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[AppleBoy]

Would You Hit It?
Why not? She's a nice girl from a nice family.

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[Freakshow]

I dont think theyre twins, but Id definitely nail both of them over Kerry's daughter...

They're <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/books/01/07/bush.twins.ap/">twins</a>

Unless i'm missing some sort of joke you're trying to make.

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[scorpion]

Since not a twin I would have to hit it twice..

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[mdr55]

Pass the A-1. I'd tap it. There was a decent pic in the daily news of her. Besides, she got money. ;p

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[FUNKMAN]

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This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 5-18-04 @ 4:55 PM

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I'd still poke her in the pooper

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[jeffdwright2001]

Her face reminds me of
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You'd still hit it though, right??

[furie]

i love how the press is treating this as nothing (which it is)
but they tried to crucify Bush because his daughters had a
beer in a bar, 3 years ago.


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[Heather 8]

i love how the press is treating this as nothing (which it is) but they tried to crucify Bush because his daughters had a beer in a bar, 3 years ago.


Maybe because fashion faux pas' aren't illegal, while underage drinking is? Just a guess...

And no, I would not hit that... but then I have that pesky heterosexual thing going.

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[KERMIT]

i love how the press is treating this as nothing (which it is) but they tried to crucify Bush because his daughters had a beer in a bar, 3 years ago.


Maybe because fashion faux pas' aren't illegal, while underage drinking is? Just a guess...

And no, I would not hit that... but then I have that pesky heterosexual thing going.

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Her face reminds me of
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You'd still hit it though, right??



Shit...I'd hit her and I'd hit him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Then again, I'd fuck Lisa Marie Presley just to say to myself I banged Elvis, so who am I to judge?


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