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monsterone
05-16-2004, 09:07 PM
even a country bumpkin like me hasn't done it before today. it was a ton of fun, a good work out, and took a minute to get used to. here's a photo of me and blackjack:
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<font color="white">moe & horde king, come back soon</font>
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TheMojoPin
05-16-2004, 09:24 PM
Thanks for that, Geordi.
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JPMNICK
05-16-2004, 09:29 PM
you are going to be sore as hell tommorow
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monsterone
05-16-2004, 09:29 PM
thank god for google to get nerd jokes.
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<font color="red" size="1"> dead in the middle of little italy little did we know every riddle's a middleman who didn't do diddily </font>
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monsterone
05-16-2004, 09:31 PM
you are going to be sore as hell tommorow
actually i figured out the technique after the trot to save the ballies. but, i did a 15 mile bike ride through the mountains the day before, so i'm pretty fucked up today, but in a good way.
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TheMojoPin
05-16-2004, 09:52 PM
thank god for google to get nerd jokes
Hey, YOU'RE the one putting the stylish bar over your eyes, Powder.
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monsterone
05-16-2004, 10:02 PM
well played. you racist sob. can i help my heritage? not to mention the contrast of a black horse.
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Mike Teacher
05-16-2004, 10:12 PM
why the fuck do you have electrical tape on your face?
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monsterone
05-16-2004, 10:16 PM
i'm doing a documentary about red pollard.
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FUNKMAN
05-17-2004, 05:24 AM
watch out he don't bite you in the neck...
and that's some very pretty country in the background!
"hi ho Blackjack awaaaaaaaay"
the end
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Freakshow
05-17-2004, 05:30 AM
why the fuck do you have electrical tape on your face?
He's a big fan of AC/DC?
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edit: i'm probably just as big a country bumpkin as you, M1, but i've never been 'proper' horseback riding. Only once, I rode my track coach's horse around his yard, bareback. But it was for like 10 minutes and I felt like it was going to bolt for West Virginia at any moment.
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JPMNICK
05-17-2004, 06:39 AM
well played. you racist sob. can i help my heritage? not to mention the contrast of a black horse.
I thought it was more of a contast of the black bar across your face.
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Freebird
05-17-2004, 07:02 AM
I missed part of the conversation.
Why are you wearing Geordi Laforge glasses while horseback riding?
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TheMojoPin
05-17-2004, 07:16 AM
i'm doing a documentary about red pollard.
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*BOW*
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Hoojibs
05-17-2004, 07:29 AM
Did you achieve an orgasm too while horseback riding?
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Tall_James
05-17-2004, 07:30 AM
The look on your face is surprisingly a lot like this guy's...
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FUNKMAN
05-17-2004, 09:33 AM
make sure you don't bust your hymen...
:)
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IrishAlkey
05-17-2004, 10:54 AM
You were great in Star Trek- The Next Generation.
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JustJon
05-17-2004, 11:08 AM
I think this is all just code for him saying he rode his boyfriend bareback.
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Emeril_Dice
05-17-2004, 11:18 AM
I think this is all just code for him saying he rode his boyfriend bareback.
ATLEAST HE GAVE YOU A REACH AROUND, CUPCAKE. OHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Justice4all
05-19-2004, 09:27 AM
So did you break your hymen while on that gentle ride also?
(calm down it is a joke)
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Jennitalia
05-19-2004, 09:39 AM
I love riding. Never rode a horse, though. Maybe a jackass or two.
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Justice4all
05-19-2004, 08:46 PM
I love riding. Never rode a horse, though. Maybe a jackass or two.
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Now that is comedy
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