Hey John Bradshaw Layfield.......FUCK YOU!

[SuperClerk]

Here's what the all-time worst PPV headliner had to say to his critics-



"I am looking forward to Judgment Day at the Staples Center. I believe the pay-per-view will be an excellent show. I look forward to a very exciting match. I have worked my entire career for this match on Sunday. Believe me, I will do whatever I have to do to have a great match. I am in the best wrestling shape I have been in in years. If we got a half an hour, I will be ready. For those of you fat, out-of-shape Internet wannabes who have never done anything more athletic than play checkers, kiss my ass for doubting me, and realize why you hate me. I was the guy in school who made you do my homework and locked you in your locker. JBL will deliver Sunday and you can 'report' whatever you want, but you will also realize how little influence you have, except to your little nerd friends. How long has it been since you guys that spend all your time reporting on us have been with a woman other than your mother? After all, when I see you in airports hanging out, you are always with guys. You guys don't have a questionable sexual orientation, do you? Of course, it's 2004, I don't judge."




This means so much coming from a guy who has never worked anything but a below average match.

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"Foreign wrestling matches are a lot like foreign films; no one really understands 'em, but they don't want strangers to think they're stupid, so they rave about them and turn their noses up at anyone who says otherwise."

[FollowThisLogic]

I've gotta say, I love the JBL gimmick. It's fucking hilarious. But a good gimmick doesn't suddenly make him a good wrestler..... he's fuckin awful.

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[RF Godfather]

I could give a shit what Bradshaw said. He knows he is lucky to get a main event push and after this week, he'll be back to the lower midcarder slot... well at least I sure hope so.

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[PilotJeff]

I know I'll probably catch heat for this, but I think Bradshaw has improved, or at least gotten into better shape. If you watched his match with Mysterio this week on Smackdown, you can tell he's lost his gut and worked fairly hard. Now, this is not saying he belongs in the Main Event, but I think he is at least trying his hardest. Unfortunately, his hardest is not enough.

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Pilots make the best approaches...

[RF Godfather]

Yeah Jeff he may have improved but that doesn't say much.

It should have been something like RVD vs. Eddy. This PPV looks awful on paper. The only matches I'm excited about are Taker and maybe a new look Booker and Cena vs. Dupree (this could be great, two young studs).

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[Crippler]

This is just another write-off PPV, with the exception of a match or two. After Monday, JBL can spend the rest of his career talking to Hardcore Holly about who had the better company-in-desperation headliner push. I hate that Eddy's title reign is being soiled by bad opposition.

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Let's get Sirius...
I plead the FiF!

[blade]

John Bradshaw layfield = The new million dollar man

[Crippler]

Only not nearly as entertaining.

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Let's get Sirius...
I plead the FiF!

[SuperClerk]

Honestly, I don't have a problem with the gimmick. I actually like it a lot. But, I have a big problem with the guy playing it. Layfield has been nothing but a bully during his WWE tenure. He thinks just because he is good friends the Undertaker, that gives him a reason to try to act like a locker room leader.

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"Foreign wrestling matches are a lot like foreign films; no one really understands 'em, but they don't want strangers to think they're stupid, so they rave about them and turn their noses up at anyone who says otherwise."

[Fallon]

Hey JBL, after losing this Sunday have fun returning to Velocity with Hardcore Holly.

Fag.

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[PilotJeff]

Speaking of Holly, what does it say about the tag division when he and Billy Gunn get a title shot out of nowhere? What are the other tag teams, anyway? The FBI, the Bashams, Rikishi/Scotty (who keep wrestling singles on Velocity), Dudleys (involved in a quasi-singles fued with RVD), Akio/Sakoda (wrestling singles all the time), and London/Kidman (are they even on Velocity anymore?). Of course, like I've said before I'm a Nunzio mark so I'd at least give the shot to a heel team of the FBI, instead of having a face vs. face match at this PPV. I'm glad I'm not wasting my money on that crap.

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[Teenweek]

This ppv sucks. From top to bottom. This buyrate might even be as low as a tna ppv.

[sleepyeyed_Jynx]

I suck...

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[sleepyeyed_Jynx]

I still suck...

This message was edited by sleepyeyed_Jynx on 5-14-04 @ 3:52 PM

[sleepyeyed_Jynx]

This was a part of the gimmick. Triple H did the same thing a while back to gain more credibility. Read this and you'll .see: (http://www.onlineonslaught.com/columns/oo/20040512.shtml)

Also, I wasn't much offended by what he said. It wasn't witty, it wasn't creative, it was just redundant. The only thing that really made me bat an eye was when he said something about this PPV being excellent. Ha! Not one match on the card attarcts me

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[Heather 8]

I was the guy in school who made you do my homework and locked you in your locker.

Actually, that was my younger brother. Thanks for dredging up those memories, dick.

You guys don't have a questionable sexual orientation, do you?

Nope, but I have gotten offers... ;p

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[blakjeezis]

Cena, Dupree; two young studs

Remember. God's always watching you, Mark.

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[clsmlm]

I love the JBL gimmick myself, watching him chase mexicans at night with a flashlight was so damn funny, and then him kicking that guy in the ass to get him to go back to Mexico. What I take from that interview, its just him in character

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[RF Godfather]

John Bradshaw layfield = The new million dollar man
Only not nearly as entertaining.Yup Jon, you are correct there sir.

Hey JBL, after losing this Sunday have fun returning to Velocity with Hardcore Holly.

Fag.He betta!

Remember. God's always watching you, Mark. I'm being totally serious. You don't dig em?

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[synthfiend]

I will give him this: No one thinks this thing is gonna last long so they've got Bradshaw milking it for every bit of cheap heel heat he can get. Taking pages obviously out of Ted Dibiase's book, and out of McMahon's playbook with the police, playing the race angle, fucking with old ladies and finally giving a big nod to Ivan Drago when he said "If she dies, she dies.' God help us all when this lump is the #1 heel on any wrestling show.

Wayne Brady: Ho's? Dave. Dave? Ho's.
Dave Chappelle: Evenin' bitches.
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[drcool1222]

Hey Bradshaw. Fuck you to high hell. You're SOOOOOOOO fucking lucky to be champion right now, because you know why????? You don't deserve it......AND YOU KNOW IT!!! The only reason you have the that title is because Kurt Angle was injured and couldn't take the title off Eddie in the ring himself. You were just a "way out" of an unfortunate sticky situation!!!. You can't wrestle, you are mid-card at best, and you and that little BITCH of yours, Orlando Jordan, are NWA/TNA material at best!!! How you two are both champions is mind boggling! How you two are still even in the WWE is even more ridiculous. It makes my head hurt and gets me all riled up inside just thinking about it!!! Enjoy your free fucking ride you ass hole. Once you lose that title to Cena at WrestleMania 21 or SummerSlam '05, you and Jordan will be out of WWE faster than SHIT THROUGH A GOOSE!!! Fuck you, you bastard. One more thing.....I'm not some "internet wannabe" as you like to stupidly put it. I've got more athleticism in my little fingers than you do in your entire fucking body. I have no "questionable sexual orientation" either (I'm happily married to the girl of my dreams), to further respond to your assanine comments. Go to hell you fucking bastard.

[Kevin]

You do know that Wrestling is fake and he is just a "Charecter" right?

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Big Thanx to Fallon.

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[AngelofLight]

Hey no love lost here!

Nothing personal I am sure for Bradshaw and I know he has been taking a ton of heat for this. But hey.. enough is enough. I am tired of hearing about nothing but how bad he is as a champion. We all know it.

UNDERTAKER RULES!!!

REST IN PEACE!

[HelghastElite]

I find it ironic that an Undertaker fan is making remarks about who is and who is not a good champion.

Bradshaw has been a MUCH superior champion than HHH has been and the WWE Title has been booked better than the World title (at least, ever since Benoit dropped it).

The only problem with Bradshaw - the ONLY problem - is that they've booked him too much as the cowardly heel. Honky Tonk reigns don't really work in today's wrestling climate.

[JustJon]

When do the Diesel fans show up and let us know what a wonderful WWF champ he was?

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[Kevin]

Sid fans wanna chime in?

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