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BoondockSaint
05-13-2004, 03:19 PM
Heenan Quotes (http://www.cagematch.de/_/features/archive/funny/heenan.shtml)

My favorite:

Bobby H & Gorilla on Chico Santana:
Bobby H: Did you know Tito holds a place in Guiness' Book of World Records?
Gorilla: Yeah? For what?
Bobby H: He picked 1,600 heads of lettuce in 1/2 an hour.
Gorilla: Will you stop...

Man I miss when tv was less p.c.

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BoondockSaint
05-13-2004, 04:53 PM
#2

"You know Dusty Rhodes used to love to go duck hunting, but he quit because he didn't do too well. He couldn't throw the dog high enough."

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walking joint
05-13-2004, 05:16 PM
Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome


this site is funny shit. Heenan rules. thanks
walking joint
05-13-2004, 05:19 PM
Bobby: "I once knew a couple of Siamese twins."
Hillbilly Jim: "Really? They were born, uh... together like that"
Bobby: "UUUUHHHH, no, a couple weekends ago they had a soldering gun and nothing better to do. DDUUUUUUHHHH
YEAH, they were BORN like that!"


found this funny also.
BoondockSaint
05-13-2004, 05:24 PM
The best ever is:

"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball: The more you strike him, the more English you get out of him."

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BoondockSaint
04-18-2008, 06:35 PM
Heenan on fire in this match.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Qx4OD3kkvTQ
K.C.
04-19-2008, 02:09 PM
Heenan on fire in this match.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Qx4OD3kkvTQ

I still have the original broadcast and pre-show (Todd Pettengill in all his glory) taped on a VHS somewhere for that Survivor Series.

I remember watching it live.
SpicyMcHaggis
04-19-2008, 03:28 PM
Schiavone: Scott Hall looks good today.
Heenan: It's only Monday.
MagillaGorillaz
04-20-2008, 08:30 PM
Anyone remember Prime Time Wrestling on USA? Heenan would have some great lines on that with Gorilla Monsoon. And than they would bring out these three sister to give Hennan a hard time every once in a while. I can't remember what that was all about.
Mike Kingston
04-20-2008, 08:43 PM
My favorite Heenan quote was from an old Royal Rumble when Virgil came out at 23...

Heenan: That means he's had the chance to go through 22 other guy's lockers!
Knowledged_one
04-21-2008, 04:52 AM
I remember on a Saturday Nights main event match between Steamboat and Jake the Snake

Jake the Snake DDT'ed Steamboat on the bell and classic Heenan

"I smell pineapple"

Still remember that
Mike Kingston
04-21-2008, 09:34 AM
Anyone remember Prime Time Wrestling on USA? Heenan would have some great lines on that with Gorilla Monsoon. And than they would bring out these three sister to give Hennan a hard time every once in a while. I can't remember what that was all about.

They were the Rosati sisters...they were three sisters (and huge wrestling fans) from upstate New York that Vince knew and brought onto Prime Time and TNT to mess with Heenan.

My favorite Rosati sister moment was the debut of "The Bobby Heenan Show" and when they came out he said, "If you smell bacon, don't worry, the lights are just hot"