I guess I'm just not man enough for her.

[blakjeezis]

You know, this is a really difficult post to write. I've tried and tried. I've spent sleepless nights pondering, obsessing, crying, raging, but I just don't seem to be able to get the job done. As such, my chick has been forced into the arms of another man, if only in her wildest fantasies . . . for the moment. It hurts, it hurts alot, but I guess I just have to get on with my life. After all, it is partly my fault. She never would have known this guy existed if it wasn't for my own foolishness. She's in bed right now dreaming of him when she should be dreaming of me. I guess I'm just gonna have to accept the fact that my girlfriend has fallen in love with Chris "Mad Dog" Russo.

"Ohhhhhh Dwweeeeamweavewww, you'we so vewwy desiwweablwe. And you wook soooo sexy in that Bawwy Bonds jewsey. I'm gonna be in Manawokin in a couple of rrwweeks. Maybe, if you can get sepawated from that dawn bwakjeezis, and I can twy and wose my wife we could get some quawity time togevveww. Say somethin' funny, Mikey!"

Sad, but twue, I mean true.

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I'm Rick James, bitch!

[PanterA]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh good afternoon everybawdaaayyyyy!

can we go out fridee?

I just want to say that when he says "Say somethin' funny Mikey" it cracks me up sooooo much!


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This message was edited by PanterA on 5-7-04 @ 12:44 AM

[monsterone]

<marquee><font color=red>INRI</font> White people are so scared of blakjeezis<font color=red> INRI</font></marquee>



maybe too inside but you're going to hell for the above. god hates marquees.

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<font color="black" size="1"> don't you think it's funny that if i grab a woman's ass and she punches me, she's fighting for her rights, but if a faggot grabs my ass and i punch his lights out, i'm a homophobe? </font>


<font color="white">moe & horde king, come back soon</font>


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[SuperClerk]

At least she didn't fall for the Schmoozer.

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"Foreign wrestling matches are a lot like foreign films; no one really understands 'em, but they don't want strangers to think they're stupid, so they rave about them and turn their noses up at anyone who says otherwise."

[mdr55]

Don't you watch tv or listen to the radio??? They sell supplements to HELP you with your problem. Pretty soon you can throw the old football through the tire again!

[Crippler]

I guess I'm just gonna have to accept the fact that my girlfriend has fallen in love with Chris "Mad Dog" Russo.
I'm sorry to hear that, bro. To borrow a phrase, that's "ABSOWOOTWEE ATWOSIS" news!

At least she didn't fall for the Schmoozer.
What do you mean by THAT?!?

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Let's get Sirius...
I plead the FiF!

[DreamWeaver]

I'm sorry but he's hot. And yes it is your fault. You forced me to not only listen to his show but WATCH it on television. Maybe if you didn't have such a hard on for stupid sports this wouldn't have happened.

Stop making fun of him. His speech impediment only makes him hotter.

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[jeffdwright2001]

Could be worse. She could be interested in RocOutWithYACockOUT's new boy/girlfriend.

[FUNKMAN]

Them two guys remind me of the Looney Tune cartoon with the big bulldog(Spike) and the little dog who idolizes him. Until the black panther escapes the circus, hides in the alleyway, and kicks Spike's butt....

The little dog: instead of saying "that's Spike, he's my hero" it would be MadDog saying:

"That's Mike, he's my hero"

Moral of the story?, Jeezis, you got to be that black panther...

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[Mike Teacher]

i have absolutely utterly exactly and precisely No Clue as to what this thread is about.

well done!

How come you can feel your face, just lying there, after you wake up?

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[Freakshow]

Mizzle you need that bunny with a pancake on its head pic that Tall James has posted before. That would apply here.



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This message was edited by Freakshow on 5-7-04 @ 9:45 AM

[Tall_James]

Ask and ye shall receive...

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Say, that reminds me! How'd you get that kid s'darned fast? Me'n Dottie went in to adopt on account of
something went wrong with my semen, and they told us five years' wait for a healthy white baby! I said healthy
white baby! Five years! Okay, what else you got? Said, two Koreans and one Negro bom with the heart outside.

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[Tall_James]

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Say, that reminds me! How'd you get that kid s'darned fast? Me'n Dottie went in to adopt on account of
something went wrong with my semen, and they told us five years' wait for a healthy white baby! I said healthy
white baby! Five years! Okay, what else you got? Said, two Koreans and one Negro bom with the heart outside.

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[blakjeezis]

"Say somethin' funny, Mikey!"

Mike Francesa couldn't say something funny if his lunch depended on it.

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If I were any better, I'd have to be twins!!
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I'm Rick James, bitch!

This message was edited by blakjeezis on 5-7-04 @ 10:21 AM

[furie]

I say we go find keithbobeefy and kick his ass!


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[Tenbatsuzen]

I thought Gina was gay? Well, <i>you gotta give her a lot of credit there, Mikey...</i>

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I guess when you're talkin' sports and <b>going at it as hard as you can...</b>

Daredevil... is that based on a true story?



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[PanterA]

hahahahahaha ::gasp:: ::gasp:: hahahahahaha ::gasp:: ::gasp::

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[keithy_19]

Wait...your not man enough for her? But I thought you were black!!!! BAH-Zing!!!!!!

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[Iamnotatool]

I thought for sure this thread was an update from Rockoutwyourcockout

Shucks.


Mad dog sucks, but Fransesca is Vito from Sopranos


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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[Duke]

is Chris "Mad Dog" Russo. a wrestler or a biker or something



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This message was edited by Duke 04 on 5-7-04 @ 5:01 PM

[zoom2457]

Mike Francesa couldn't say something funny if his lunch depended on it.


Which, obviously, it doesn't. Fat fucker!!!

"Excuse me, excuse me I believe you have my stapler"

[shamus mcfitzy]

I thought for sure this thread was an update from Rockoutwyourcockout


so did I, though I am certainly not disappointed. And SuperClerk must've meant "at least she didn't fall for the Schmoozer" because there's no turning back after that. You know what they say: "Once you go Schmooze, your old guy will lose."

and Duke, Chris Russo is one half of the horribly (literally) successful duo of Mike and the Mad Dog on WFAN