Moises Alou, what's that smell?

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Don't shake hands with Alou (http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylc=X3oDMTBpNWZic251BF9TAzI1NjY0ODI1BHNlYwN0 aA--?slug=ap-cubs-alou&prov=ap&type=lgns)

um, that's pretty gross. but i guess if it works, it works. maybe if i would have tried it i'd be making millions now in the majors.

[Melrapuo]

"I know guys don't want to shake his hand now,'' Baker added. "Everybody just gives him the fist.''


Haha, yea, well...wait. What was that?

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

If urine hardens his hands does that mean Jim Norton has an exoskeleton?

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[ADF]

No wonder all of my pants have three hard spots on the front of the right leg.

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[Jennitalia]

Sorry, I thought I was taking better care of my personal hygiene.

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[FUNKMAN]

hopefully he doesn't eat asparagus!

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[BoondockSaint]

Man, I always thought Posada stunk. Now I know why.

URINE GOOD HANDS, JORGE (http://www.nypost.com/sports/yankees/16839.htm)

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i just hope that's pine tar on the other end of the bat! if you know what i mean??? wink wink

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If urine hardens his hands does that mean Jim Norton has an exoskeleton?


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[Tall_James]

I guess someone stole this sign from the Chicago Cubs bathroom....

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[BandofBrothers]

On ESPN's PTI, they've said Posada ALSO admits to peeing on his hands!!!

EDIT: Nevermind just saw it up there. Still funny.

B.o.B.

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[Snoogans]

im not a baseball expert, but pine tar works pretty damn well, that piss thing is a little uneeded


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[reeshy]

So, if you rub pee on your lips...would they stop cracking in the cold weather????

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[SatCam]

I'm sure Alou was a little pissed off when he heard about people's knowledge of it.

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[Davios]

It's actually something that's been done for a long time. Old veterans used to do it pretty often since batting gloves havn't always been used. It hardens the skin and prevents blisters from forming for those who bat without any protection on the hands.