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ek
05-02-2004, 02:33 PM
Around the time WNEW changed to Blink and played christmas songs, my friend invited me to come over to his mom's boyfriend's parent's house out in lindenhurst. So, we went and I met the whole family and sorta just kept to myself most of the night.

There was a kid named Dan there who kept trying to convince me that he was the master at every video game ever, so to shut him up I went with him to watch him play because everyone else was playing a corny trivia board game....

So after a while he leaves to use the bathroom and I flip on his radio, and low and behold: The Little Drummer boy was playing. It might've not been playing on Blink, but the kid had been talking to me about the station anyway so whatever....he's gone...and I sit on his bed and light up a smoke...and he doesn't return.

And somewhere along the lines I started jerking off to the beat of the song.

I'm such a loser.

Kill me.

keithy_19
05-02-2004, 02:37 PM
It's ok, one time when I was at my friends...HA!

Your sick man! Your so sick! :p

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ChickenHawk
05-02-2004, 02:41 PM
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keithy_19
05-02-2004, 02:48 PM
I think that that should be his mod quote.

'One time I was jerking off to the little drummer boy...'

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ek
05-02-2004, 02:53 PM
But it did help me learn to keep the beat of things with my hand....

Makes it easier to play guitar.

I used to not have any tempo.

Jennitalia
05-02-2004, 03:37 PM
I'm such a loser.


You're right.

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IrishAlkey
05-02-2004, 04:06 PM
I needed a new favorite poster.

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Iamnotatool
05-02-2004, 04:09 PM
This can not be it.

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