Its post time! 130th Kentucky Derby fake wagering

[stickyfingers]

Im back to take your bets. The Kentucky Derby is this Weekend (saturday @ 6:04 pm). There are 20 Horses in this years field...that's a lot. Everyone that wishes to participate will be given 1000 fake scheckles. You can wager however you wish on the following types of wagers: Win, Place, Show, Exacta, Trifecta.

Explanation of Wagers:

Win- 1st place...you only win if the horse wins

Place- 2nd place...this wager wins if the horse finishes 1st or 2nd

Show- 3rd place...this wager wins if the horse finishes 1st, 2nd, or 3rd

Exacta- Predicting the order of the 1st two finishers...i.e. Smarty Jones with Imperialism would mean that you want Smarty Jones to win and Imperialism to finish 2nd....If you 'BOX' it then it can finish either way but costs twice as much

Trifecta- Predicting the order of finish of the 1st 3 horses....same as exacta....Be careful when figuring how much it costs...it can be tricky.

Good Luck and check back frequently in case a mistake was made by you or I. Here are the horses and the morning line odds....these odds will change and payoffs will be according to final odds at the time of the race.

(#, Horse.......................Jockey,........opening odds)

1) Limehouse...............Jose Santos...........30-1
2) Song of the Sword.....N. Arroyo..............30-1
3) Lion Heart..................Mike Smith..........10-1
4) Action This Day..........David Flores.........30-1
5) Wimbledon.................Jerry Bailey..........15-1
6) Friends Lake............Richard Migliore......15-1
7) Minister Eric..................Pat Day............30-1
8) Master David..............Alex Solis............12-1
9) St. Averil...................Tyler Baze...........30-1
10) Imperialism...........Kent Desormeaux.....15-1
11) The Cliffs Edge..........Shane Sellers........4-1
12) Borrego.................Victor Espinoza.......20-1
13) Birdstone...................Edgar Prado.......50-1
14) Read the Footnotes...Rob Alborado.......12-1
15) Smarty Jones.............Stewart Elliot.......9-2
16) Castledale(ireland)....Jose Valdivia........15-1
17) Pollards Vision.......John Velazquez........20-1
18) Tapit....................Ramon Dominguez.....8-1
19) Pro Prado.................John McKee..........30-1
20) Quintons Gold Rush...Corey Nakatani.....20-1


Remember you get 1000 fake dollars...no more!

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This message was edited by stickyfingers on 4-29-04 @ 2:43 PM

[Tall_James]

$500 Exacta:
Win - Cliff's Edge
Place - Smarty Jones

$500 Trifecta:
Win - Cliff's Edge
Place - Smarty Jones
Show - Read the Footnotes


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[mdr55]

$1000 #3 to show

[stickyfingers]

TJ I hope you are dead on the money with that one...If that happens I stand a good chance to win a lucrative pool here (http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/82/Topic/36832/page/NEW_FANTASY_LEAGUE__kind_of____YOU_IN___.htm)


Those are my horses...along with Master David and Lionheart



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[Furtherman]

$500 Trifecta
Win - Tapit
Place - The Cliffs Edge
Show - Castledale

$250 Exacta
Win - Smarty Jones
Show - Tapit

$250
Win - Imperialism

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[Jennitalia]

I'm a track betting virgin. Can somebody please give a quick explanation on the winning combos?

Win, Place, Show, Exacta, Trifecta.



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[Tall_James]

Can somebody please give a quick explanation on the winning combos?

Yeah...you plus me = winning combo!

geh geh geh


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[jeffdwright2001]

Can somebody please give a quick explanation on the winning combos?

Yeah...you plus me = winning combo!
Sounds like a sucker bet.

[Tall_James]

Sounds like a sucker bet.

I should be so lucky. ;)



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[stickyfingers]

Well, aside from what I said in my original post I don't know what else to tell you.

Win- 1st
Place-1st or 2nd (usually pays less than win but you have a better chance)
Show- 1st, 2nd, or 3rd (usually pays less than Place but you have a better chance)

Exacta- Picking in Exact order of the first two finishers (you can pick multiple horses)

Example: Smarty Jones, Imperialism with Smarty Jones, Imperialism, Tapit, LionHeart

this would mean that you want either Smarty Jones or Imperialism to win.....and....Smarty Jones, Imperialism, Tapit, OR Lionheart to finish 2nd

There are 6 Combinations there so your bet would cost you 6 times the amount...If you did the Exacta for 20 bucks it would cost 120


The trifecta works the same way

Trifecta- Picking the Exact Order of the first 3 finishers

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[jeffdwright2001]

Sticky, how does the trifecta work?

[stickyfingers]

Come on....seriously?

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[Jennitalia]

I think he's just trying to be funny. Too bad it isn't working.

And thanks, Sticky!

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[Justice4all]

I'll bet the horse who comes in 1st to win, the horse who comes in 2nd to place and the horse who comes in 3rd to show.
And the horse who comes in last to be made glue out of.
Or White Castle hamburgers.
Whichever.

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[Justice4all]

Whoopsie...double time

This message was edited by Justice4all on 4-29-04 @ 5:44 PM

[Mike Teacher]

Pie-O-My to Win.

I believe also in this type of racing its Paramutual [sp?] Betting; where the odds are adjusted as the race nears, according to, at least in part [full?]; how much money is being bet on each horse. Someone with a clue, help. And I live 10 minutes from Monmouth Park. Ack!

Hey but I know all about Lasix!

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[stickyfingers]

Mike the T....I go to Monmouth all the time. Pari-mutual wagering is based completely on how much is bet on everyhorse and combination of horses. If alot of money is put on a particular horse his odds go down. This is because there is only a certain amount of money in the pool. And the track uses that money to pay out. Therefore, they would have to pay less to each winner in order to use the exact amount that is in the pool.

Always bet a horse that is 1st time Lasix...you never know



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[AppleBoy]

Would you be willing to entertain any of the following prop bets?


The Cliffs Edge stumbles coming out of the gate

any horse finishes the race without a jockey

a Steward's Inquiry occurs


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This message was edited by powerdump5000 on 4-30-04 @ 7:20 AM

[Mike Teacher]

Yeah Sticky thats what they said about Lasix. I used to go there a lot, but not to bet. Guy I knew worked there on the Computerized Amtote Betting Machines.

What a crazy place. It stays open all year to broadcast Races from other tracks. And the people bet, and scream at TVs. I go in and watch the real addicts, the ones who have No Joy, even when they Win it was shit. I'd see the real regulars; holding their papers and the sheets people sell there with their picks, and bet, and scream at TVs in the winter.

Yeah I know its way close to me and way far away from most here but I tink Sticky would agree; great place for a group meeting; they have the stands, picnic areas, and if ya want? You throw a Twenski on some long shots or a Trifecta.

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[Heavy]

What, no Joe Bravo?

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HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!

[monsterone]

here's my bets, for now. sticky, are you doing a thou per race of the trip crown? here goes:

$20 box trifecta - 10-18-13 ($120)
$20 box trifecta - 3-15-18 ($120)
$20 box exacta - 3-8 ($40)
$20 box exacta - 10-11 ($40)
$20 win - 1,4,13,17 ($80)

total: $400


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[Heavy]

50 on 1 to place
25 on 2 to place
50 on 3 to place
50 on 5 to place
50 on 7 to place
75 on 11 to place
200 on 10+11+15 box tri
200 on 18 to win
298 on 15+11 box ex
2 on 13 to win

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[AppleBoy]

(5) Wimbledon and (9) St. Averil just got scratched.

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[Cigar Sid]

$500 Trifecta box 11 -13-15

$500 on my boy Edgar Prado to ride 13) Birdstone to the roses.


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[stickyfingers]

Hey Sid, a $500 Trifecta box would cost you $3000. Taking you over the 1000 mark....I will adjust that down to an $80 trifecta box which will be $480....leaving you with $20 remaining to do as you please.

And yes, refunds on the 5 and 9.

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[Freakshow]

300 on Tapit to place

300 Exacta
Win--Lion Heart
Place--The Cliffs Edge

300 Trifecta
Win--The Cliffs Edge
Place--Tapit
Show--Pro Prado

and 100 that Matthew McConaughey gets arrested at some point durring the weekend.

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[Cigar Sid]

You're right but since its not real money I was too lazy to do the math so thank you. I am going to use the rest of my $20 for beer and a cigar at the track

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[AppleBoy]

$100 Trifecta Box - 1-6-16

$150 Show - 3

$150 Place - 16

$100 Win - 6



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[monsterone]

Hey Sid, a $500 Trifecta box would cost you $3000. Taking you over the 1000 mark....I will adjust that down to an $80 trifecta box which will be $480....leaving you with $20 remaining to do as you please.


if you guys box a trifecta, say $100, the bet is split 6 ways. same goes for boxed exactas, except it's 4 ways.

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[jamesdiggy]

$150 Box Trifecta 10-11-14
$100 Show 13

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[monsterone]

alright sticky, i'll assume that you're allotting a g for each of the three races. and since post time is at 6:05, i'm gonna spend the rest closer to race time, when the odds even out.

unless, you're going to keep them at the opening. your call.

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[jafter]

Here we go I am going to box the following horses for the trifecta

3- 8- 11- 14 15 18 $5 = 600

14-15 exacta $50 box = 100
15 - 18 exacta $50 box = 100

$50 to win on

15 - 18 - 14 3 = 200

Good luck everyone.


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[Heavy]

50 on 1 to place
50 on 2 to place
50 on 3 to place
25 on 10 to place
50 on 7 to place
75 on 11 to place
200 on 10+11+15 box tri
200 on 18 to win
298 on 15+11 box ex
2 on 13 to win

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[stickyfingers]

Okay, despite the weather it looks like the track will be good at the start of the race. Therefore, here are my picks:

$5 Trifecta Smarty Jones, Lionheart(for first) / Smarty Jones, Lionheart, Master David, Cliffs Edge (for second) / Smarty Jones, Lionheart, Master David, Cliffs Edge, Read the Footnotes, Borrego, Quintons Gold Rush, Tapit, Birdstone, Imperialism, Pro Prado, Pollards Vision (for third)

Cost of bet: $300

$5 Exacta Master David, Cliffs Edge, Read the Footnotes (for first) / Master David, Cliffs Edge, Read the Footnotes, Smarty Jones, Lionheart (for second)

Cost of Bet $60


$80 Win, Place, Show Lionheart

Cost of bet $240

$50 Exacta box Smarty Jones with Lionheart, Master David, Tapit, Cliffs Edge

Cost of bet: $400


Total bet $1000

Good luck to all. I just hope no one gets hurt.

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[BoondockSaint]

$500 on Tapit to win.

$250 Exacta Box on Tapit and Smarty Jones.

Tapit's gotta do something, the fucking thing drinks Guinness everyday.

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[stickyfingers]

que "my old Kentucky home" its time.....this is gonna be a great 2 minutes




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[monsterone]

6 bills on 10 to win.

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[stickyfingers]

wow....i love it....that was exactly how that race was supposed to go.

Horses are funny animals. When its muddy, those horses that trail are getting pounded with mud in thier eyes, nose, and mouth. They don't want to run towards the mud so they don't....therefore, front end horses win. That makes me a winner and I am happy. Smarty Jones added Lasix for the first time....he couldn't lose...I think I just entered a new tax bracket.



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[BoondockSaint]

From what I saw, Tapit got squeezed out of the gate. Then when he tried to make his move there was just too much traffic.

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[Bama]

What a crappy name for a horse. Horses don't have last names.



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[monsterone]

Smarty Jones added Lasix for the first time


according to my sheat, it wasn't his first, but oh well. in real life betting i shit the bed. for the record this is how i bet:

win 1, 13, 16, 17 (long shots, but great payouts) - nothing

boxed exactas with 11- 3,10,13, 17 - (i hope they make glue of the cliff's edge; fucking handicappers) -nothing

box trifecta 10, 11, 15 (i hate you fucker; and to think i was thinking of doing a show with imperialism before i made my last bet)

i suck. now i wallow in my sorrow.

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[stickyfingers]

okay, not many people won but those who did are as follows:

mdr55 had 1000 to show on LionHeart...which was a winner....he finished with 2900 (+1900)

Wadd had 50 to place on Lionheart which got him 225 (-775)

powerdump had 150 to show on Lionheart netting him $435 (+85)

Jafter 50 to win on Smarty Jones which got him ($255) overall (-745)

Stickyfingers: $5 trifecta (+2469)
$80 Place and show on Lionheart (+560)
$50 Exact Smarty Jones with Lionheart (+1630)
total:(4659) (+3659)

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[Tall_James]

All bow to Sticky! Nice equine prognosticating there!


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[AppleBoy]

I went to Delaware Park to watch the Derby and made the same bets I made here (with lower dollar amounts) so you pretty much know how that turned out.

The surprise came with the live racing. Frisky Spider and couple other former Triple Crown nominees were running in the 8th race there. I hit on an exacta box, which I would have hit on had I played it straight, and hit on win and place bets for that race so I came out a little ahead with the horses, which rarely happens.

I then went on to take a minor beating on the slots.

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[jamesdiggy]

This is why I only bet on message boards.

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