Win This Baby

[PanterA]

Has TV gone mad with reality shows that they make one like this? (http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/19700.htm/).

Are there going to be elimination challenges like see who can change a diaper fastest. Maybe they can go Fear Factor style and have the baby walk toward high speed traffic and see which couple can get to the child first. I mean come on this is crazy. And Barbra Walters has lost it. I'm convinced, see went from interviewing high profiled people around the world, to hocking some poor unwanted child to a family that couldnt have a child on there own. Hey, if God took away your ability to be a parent then maybe you shouldnt be one.

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[Melrapuo]

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Wow...that kid sure does look happy about all of this. And mom's got quite a handful there...

The finale is going to have the baby reveal that it's really a midget named Raul who offers Jessica $1 million if she becomes his wife.

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[stickyfingers]

Hey, if God took away your ability to be a parent then maybe you shouldnt be one.


Oooh, Bobby, really? I don't know about that. What if you get your nuts shot off in war. Does that mean you shouldn't be a parent?

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[PanterA]

Hey I would be happy enough to get an erection at that point.

and come on, I'm workin on the shock posting.

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This message was edited by PanterA on 4-28-04 @ 11:40 PM

[Iamnotatool]

She looks like a young Lewinsky, but I'd hit it

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[PanterA]

Jessica, 16, will choose new parents for her son

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This message was edited by PanterA on 4-28-04 @ 11:45 PM

[Melrapuo]

I feel bad for the kid, because when people ask him how he was adopted, his answer will be "I was the grand prize on a reality TV show".

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[stickyfingers]

come on, I want dragging your wool socks on a shag carpet then sticking your digit in the socket shocking out of you BP



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[grlNIN]

She's holding that kid a lil too tight.



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[HBox]

Here's a top secret portion of the end of this show:

Barbara Walters: I'd just like to take a moment to thank the four losing couples for participating, but we aren't going to send you home empty handed. Announcer, tell them what they've won!

Announcer: That's right Barbara! We'll be sending these couples home with four crack babies we found in some dumpster somewhere! Thank for playing, join us next week on TAKE! MY! BABY!

[crowd applause]

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[PanterA]

I cant wait for the home version, where you play to win the unwanted pickled fetus.

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[shamus mcfitzy]

"My friend's teenage son, who was passing through the living room when the promotion was airing, even found it offensive. He said, 'How could a child be a prize in a reality show?'"


oh, i thought all teenagers were heathens who worshipped Satan and were unable to have opinions on things. This is why we hate adults. HAIL SATAN!!!!!! HAIL SATAN!!!!!

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[AngelAmy]

how is this even legal?

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[Tall_James]

Fuck ABC for turning this into a reality show. Fuck them in the ass with a nail-studded baseball bat.

This poor kid is going to have enough to deal with regarding insecurities of being adopted but add the indignity of having his birth mother sell him on Network Television (make no mistake about it - ABC will take care of the mother nicely) will be enough to fuck this kid up even more.

This totally infuriates me. Teenage pregnancy is a legitimate problem, why is ABC glorifying it and making this stupid 16 year old kid a star? What kind of message does it send? "Hey...I was stupid enough to have sex without a condom and now I'm on TV!"

Gee Barbara Walters...what if this girl was your granddaughter? Wouldn't be so quick to put her on display to the world, would you? Stupid cow.

At the risk of sounding like Helen Lovejoy (because I'm not trying to make a joke about this) - why isn't anyone thinking about the longterm effect on this kid? It's not like this kid could not be adopted if he wasn't featured on television. There are literally millions of parents who would give anything to adopt this child through the normal channels.

Ugh. This totally fucking infuriates me. Probably more now that I'm a father.




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This message was edited by Tall_James on 4-29-04 @ 10:17 AM

[JustJon]

RETRACTION: Barbara Walters issued an apology on Wednesday's The View for a much-maligned ABC News promo that compared her upcoming 20/20 special on adoption to a reality contest. The spot said five couples would "compete" to adopt a 16-year-old's baby. "You know what the bad word was? Compete," she said. "We made a mistake."


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