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An essay on hitler's three testicles The issues involving hitler's three testicles has been a popular topic amongst scholars for many years. I find my self constantly drawn back to the subject of hitler's three testicles. Remarkably hitler's three testicles is heralded by shopkeepers and investment bankers alike, leading many to state that its influence on western cinema has not been given proper recognition. It still has the power to shock socialists, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.


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[WindowSill]

An essay on Ron and Fez
In this essay I will consider the social, economic and political factors of Ron and Fez. The constantly changing fashionable take on Ron and Fez demonstrates the depth of the subject. Remarkably Ron and Fez is heralded by shopkeepers and investment bankers alike, leading many to state that it is impossible to overestimate its impact on modern thought. Often it is seen as both a help and a hinderence to those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, who just don't like that sort of thing. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve

Social Factors

There is cultural and institutional interdependence between members of any community. The immortal and indispensable phrase `honesty is the best policy' [1] failed to understand that if one seriously intends to 'not judge a book by its cover', then one must read a lot of books. Spanning divides such as class, race and uglyness, Ron and Fez raises the question 'why?'

Recent thought on Ron and Fez has been a real eye-opener for society from young to old. Society says that every man must find their own truth. While one sees Ron and Fez, another may see monkeys playing tennis.

Economic Factors

The preceding section may have shed some light on society but to really understand man you must know how he spends his money. Of course, Ron and Fez fits perfectly into the Greek-Roman model, as is standard in this case. Average
Wage

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The results displayed in the graph are too clear to be ignored. Obviously the average wage cannot sustain this instability for long. In the light of this free trade must be examined.

Political Factors

Much of the writings of historians display the conquests of the most powerful nations over less powerful ones. Comparing Ron and Fez and much of what has been written of it can be like comparing Ron and Fezilisation, as it's become known, and one's own sense of morality.

In the words of award winning journalist Maximilian Woodpecker 'consciousness complicates a myriad of progressions.' [2] I couldn't have put it better my self. When it comes to Ron and Fez this is clearly true. Perhaps the word which sums up the importance of Ron and Fez to politics is 'participation'.

I hope, for our sake that Ron and Fez will endure.
Conclusion

To reiterate, Ron and Fez is, to use the language of the streets 'Super Cool.' It sings a new song, 'literally' plants seeds for harvest, and figures show it's a winning formular.

I'll leave you with this quote from Miles Beckham: 'I would say without a shadow of a doubt: Ron and Fez ROCKS!!! [3]



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[1] Traditional - possibly first said by King Arthor... but probably not.

[2] Woodpecker - Serving The Greats - 1990 Palmerston House Publishing

[3] Everything you always wanted to know about Ron and Fez, but were afraid to ask. - Issue 287 - QKS Publishing


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[SatCam]

An essay on SatCam and MrBadTouch
'Brilliant', 'Quite Good', 'What?', these are just some of the comments made recently in the press regarding SatCam and MrBadTouch. I really, really like SatCam and MrBadTouch. While much has been written on its influence on contemporary living, there are just not enough blues songs written about SatCam and MrBadTouch. It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history that SatCam and MrBadTouch is rarely given rational consideration by the aristocracy, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.

Social Factors

Interweaving social trends form a strong net in which we are all trapped. When Lance Bandaner said 'twelve times I've traversed the ocean of youthful ambition but society still collects my foot prints' [1] he saw clearly into the human heart. Much has been said about the influence of the media on SatCam and MrBadTouch. Observers claim it smells of success.

Status, Security, Fame - SatCam and MrBadTouch, all revolve around this 'golden fleece'. Society says that every man must find their own truth. While one sees SatCam and MrBadTouch, another may see monkeys playing tennis.

Economic Factors

Is unemployment inherently bad for an economy? Yes. We will primarily be focusing on the Simple-Many-Pies model, a lovely model. National
Debt

SatCam and MrBadTouch


What a splendid graph. My personal view is that the national debt, ultimately decided by politicians, will always be heavily influenced by SatCam and MrBadTouch due to its consistently high profile in the portfolio of investors. Assumptions made by traders have caused uncertainty amongst the private sector.

Political Factors

No man is an island, but what of politics? Politicians find it difficult to choose between what has become known in politics as - 'The two ways' - SatCam and MrBadTouchilisation, as it's become known, and one's own sense of morality.

We cannot talk of SatCam and MrBadTouch and politics without remembering the words of award winning journalist Esperanza Rock 'political change changes politics, but where does it go?' [2] This clearly illustrates the primary concern of those involved with SatCam and MrBadTouch. If our political system can be seen as a cake, then SatCam and MrBadTouch makes a good case for being the icing.

Is SatCam and MrBadTouch politically correct, in every sense? Each man, woman and to a lesser extent, child, must make up their own mind.
Conclusion

What can we conclude? Well, SatCam and MrBadTouch has a special place in the heart of mankind. It inspires, 'literally' plants seeds for harvest, and never hides.

Let's finish with a thought from star Ozzy Astaire: 'Oooh yeah SatCam and MrBadTouch shoo badaby dooo.' [3]



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[1] Lance Bandaner - Adventurous Spirit - 1993 See-Saw Publishing

[2] Rock - Roll It Up - 1977 - F. Lower Publishing

[3] Your SatCam and MrBadTouch - Issue 43 - Never Ever Publishing

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[billyio]

Plagiarism is an academic mortal sin! Great idea though.

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[BoondockSaint]

An essay on getting drunk on whiskey
To delve deeply into getting drunk on whiskey is an exciting adventure. At first glance getting drunk on whiskey may seem unenchanting, however its study is a necessity for any one wishing to intellectually advance beyond their childhood. While it has been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the development of man, spasmodically it returns to create a new passion amongst those who study its history. It is estimated that that getting drunk on whiskey is thought about eight times every day by the easily lead, many of whom blame the influence of television. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.

Social Factors

Society is a human product. When J H Darcy said 'fevour will spread' [1] she must have been referning to getting drunk on whiskey. While deviating from the norm will always cause unrest amongst ones peers, getting drunk on whiskey is quite good.

Status, Security, Fame - getting drunk on whiskey, all revolve around this 'golden fleece'. Society is powered by peer pressure, one of the most powerful forces in the world. As long as peer pressure uses its power for good, getting drunk on whiskey will have its place in society.

Economic Factors

Economics has been defined as 'I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine.' To my learned ear that sounds like two people with itchy backs. We will study the Watkis-Teeth-Pulling model using the median instead of the mean, where possible. Housing
Prices

getting drunk on whiskey


The results displayed in the graph are too clear to be ignored. Well housing prices will eventually break free from the powerful influence of getting drunk on whiskey, but not before we see a standardised commercial policy for all. Many analysts fear a subsequent depression.

Political Factors

Politics was once a game featuring competitors from elite classes. Comparing current political thought with that held just ten years ago is like comparing getting drunk on whiskey and former Wolves striker Steve Bull.

One quote comes instantly to mind when examining this topic. I mean of course the words of jazz singer Augstin Tuigamala 'I don't believe in ghosts, but I do believe in democracy.' [2] Considered by many to be one of the 'Founding Fathers' of getting drunk on whiskey, his words cannot be over-looked. It would be wise to approach the subject with the thought that 'if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all'. However this can lead to missing out important facts.

Is getting drunk on whiskey politically correct, in every sense? Each man, woman and to a lesser extent, child, must make up their own mind.
Conclusion

In my opinion getting drunk on whiskey is both a need and a want. It establishes order, applauds greatness and never hides.

I'll leave you with this quote from Beyonce J. Fox: 'It's been nice educating you.' [3]



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[1] J H Darcy - The Spaniard - 1988 - PPT

[2] Tuigamala - Captain Sir - 1844 Inevitable Publishing

[3] Weekly getting drunk on whiskey - Issue 54 - Rhino Media


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[WindowSill]

Goddamn this is fun...


An essay on why mommy is a whore
The subject of why mommy is a whore is a controversial issue. I really, really like why mommy is a whore. Remarkably why mommy is a whore is heralded by shopkeepers and investment bankers alike, leading many to state that there are just not enough blues songs written about why mommy is a whore. It still has the power to shock the over 50, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of why mommy is a whore. Here begins my indepth analysis of the glourious subject of why mommy is a whore.

Social Factors

While some scholars have claimed that there is no such thing as society, this is rubbish. When J H Darcy said 'fevour will spread' [1] she could have been making a reference to why mommy is a whore, but probably not. Difference among people, race, culture and society is essential on the survival of our world, however why mommy is a whore raises the question 'why?'

Recent thought on why mommy is a whore has been a real eye-opener for society from young to old. Society is powered by peer pressure, one of the most powerful forces in the world. As long as peer pressure uses its power for good, why mommy is a whore will have its place in society.

Economic Factors

The dictionary defines economics as 'the social science concerned with the production, distribution, exchange, and consumption of goods and services'. We shall examine the Spanish-Armada model, a complex but ultimately rewarding system. Inflation

why mommy is a whore


When displayed this way it becomes very clear that why mommy is a whore is of great importance. Well inflation is in financial terms 'holding hands with why mommy is a whore.' A sharp down turn in middle class investment may lead to changes in the market.

Political Factors

Politics - smolitics! Looking at the spectrum represented by a single political party can be reminiscent of comparing night and day.

Consider this, spoken at the tender age of 14 by one of the great political analysts Bonaventure Bootlegger 'Taking a walk across hot coals will inevitably hurt your feet.' [2] I argue that his insight into why mommy is a whore provided the inspiration for these great words. It is a well known 'secret' that what prompted many politicians to first strive for power was why mommy is a whore.

The question which we must each ask ourselves is, will we allow why mommy is a whore to win our vote?
Conclusion

What can we conclude? Well, why mommy is a whore is, to use the language of the streets 'Super Cool.' It replenishes the self, puts out 'fires', and always chips in.

I will leave you with the words of Hollywood's Clint Morissette: 'why mommy is a whore is the new rock and roll! And the new opera!' [3]



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[1] J H Darcy - The Spaniard - 1988 - PPT

[2] Bootlegger - Take It! - 1961 Viva Books

[3] Your guide to why mommy is a whore - Issue 98 - T36 Publishing


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It's like a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up.

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[TheMojoPin]

I GOTTA read "The Spaniard."

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[serVice]

Alright don't get pissed at me for this, but i wanted to see what would come up.

The subject of the amount of gayness on ronfez.net is a controversial issue. At one stage or another, every man woman or child will be faced with the issue of the amount of gayness on ronfez.net. While much has been written on its influence on contemporary living, there are just not enough blues songs written about the amount of gayness on ronfez.net. Inevitably feelings run deep amongst the upper echelons of progressive service sector organisations, trapped by their infamous history. With the primary aim of demonstrating my considerable intellect I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is the amount of gayness on ronfez.net.

Social Factors

There is cultural and institutional interdependence between members of any community. When J H Darcy said 'fevour will spread' [1] she failed to understand that if one seriously intends to 'not judge a book by its cover', then one must read a lot of books. Difference among people, race, culture and society is essential on the survival of our world, however the amount of gayness on ronfez.net irons out misconceptions from our consciousness.

Some analysts have been tempted to disregard the amount of gayness on ronfez.net. I haven't. If society has a favourite child, it is the amount of gayness on ronfez.net.

Economic Factors

We no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three cows for that hat, it's lovely.' Our existance is a generation which cries 'Hat - $20.' Of course, the amount of gayness on ronfez.net fits perfectly into the Maiden-Tuesday-Lending model using the median instead of the mean, where possible. Annual
Military
Budget

the amount of gayness on ronfez.net


It is apparent from the graph that the influence of the amount of gayness on ronfez.net is strong. What is the secret to its strength? Recent studies indicate that the annual military budget will continue to follow the amount of gayness on ronfez.net for the foreseeable future. Assumptions made by traders have caused uncertainty amongst the private sector.

Political Factors

Politics - smolitics! Comparing the ideals of the young with the reality felt by their elders is like contrasting the two sides of the amount of gayness on ronfez.net.

It is always enlightening to consider the words of the uncompromising Esperanza H. Amster 'A man must have his cake and eat it in order to justify his actions.' [2] What a fantastic quote. If I may be as bold as to paraphrase, he was saying that 'political ideals are built on the solid cornerstone of the amount of gayness on ronfez.net.'

One of the great ironies of this age is the amount of gayness on ronfez.net. Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Conclusion

We can conclude that the the amount of gayness on ronfez.net has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong. It questions, it stimulates and it is human.

I'll leave you with this quote from BeyonceSpielberg: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without the amount of gayness on ronfez.net.' [3]



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[1] J H Darcy - The Spaniard - 1988 - PPT

[2] Amster - The Popular Vote - 2002 Worldwide Publishing

[3] Everything you always wanted to know about the amount of gayness on ronfez.net, but were afraid to ask. - Issue 287 - QKS Publishing


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[PanterA]

To delve deeply into dildos is an exciting adventure. Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of dildos. Indispensable to homosapians today, it is important to remember that `what goes up must come down.' Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning dildos by socialists, who form the last great hope for our civilzation. Complex though it is I shall now attempt to provide an exaustive report on dildos and its numerous 'industries'.



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[keithy_19]

In order to understand our selves, we must first understand Why did Moe leave. In depth analysis of Why did Moe leave can be an enriching experience. While it is becoming a hot topic for debate, several of todays most brilliant minds seem incapable of recognising its increasing relevance to understanding future generations. It is estimated that that Why did Moe leave is thought about eight times every day by the aristocracy, trapped by their infamous history. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of Why did Moe leave.

Social Factors

There is cultural and institutional interdependence between members of any community. When Thucictholous said 'people only know one thing' [1] he globalised an issue which had remained buried in the hearts of our ancestors for centuries. Much has been said about the influence of the media on Why did Moe leave. Observers claim it is quite good.

Of paramount importance to any study of Why did Moe leave within its context, is understanding the ideals of society. It grows stonger every day.

Economic Factors

We no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three cows for that hat, it's lovely.' Our existance is a generation which cries 'Hat - $20.' We will study the Custard-Not-Mustard model, a complex but ultimately rewarding system
There is no longer a need to argue the importance of Why did Moe leave, it is clear to see that the results speak for themselves. The question which surfaces now is, how? Even a child could work out that the cost of living, ultimately decided by politicians, will always be heavily influenced by Why did Moe leave due to its consistently high profile in the portfolio of investors. Strong fluctuations in investor confidence have been seen over the past two financial years.

Political Factors

Machiavellian politics is rife. Are our leaders justified in pursuing and maintaining political power? Looking at the spectrum represented by a single political party can be reminiscent of comparing Why did Moe leave and political feeling.

We cannot talk of Why did Moe leave and politics without remembering the words of nobel prize winner Demetrius H. Amster 'consciousness complicates a myriad of progressions.' [2] He was first introduced to Why did Moe leave by his mother. Perhaps the word which sums up the importance of Why did Moe leave to politics is 'participation'.

Is Why did Moe leave politically correct, in every sense? Each man, woman and to a lesser extent, child, must make up their own mind.
Conclusion

What can we conclude? Well, Why did Moe leave has a special place in the heart of mankind. It sings a new song, 'literally' plants seeds for harvest, and never hides.

I will leave you with the words of Hollywood's Leonardo Schwarzenegger: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without Why did Moe leave.' [3]



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[1] Thucictholous - Man - Published 42 AD

[2] Amster - The Popular Vote - 2002 Worldwide Publishing

[3] Go mad for Why did Moe leave - Issue 132 - Kendeal Books


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[zoom2457]

While one sees Ron and Fez, another may see monkeys playing tennis.


I often see monkeys playing tennis while I listen to Ron and Fez.

My report on embezzlement...

In summary, embezzlement may not be the best thing since sliced bread, but it's still important. It brings peace, applauds greatness, though embezzlement brings with it obvious difficulties, it is truly embezzlement.

What a rip!!!! I could write better shit in my sleep. Glad it's free.

"Excuse me, excuse me I believe you have my stapler"

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[zoom2457]

While many learned professors have abandoned hope of ever discovering the truth behind shit, I for one feel that it is still a worthy cause for examination. I find my self constantly drawn back to the subject of shit. Though shit is a favourite topic of discussion amongst monarchs, presidents and dictators, it is important to remember that `what goes up must come down.' It is estimated that that shit is thought about eight times every day by the upper echelons of progressive service sector organisations, who form the last great hope for our civilzation. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve


Ok, so I'm 5 years old, I'm having fun...

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[Freakshow]

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In order to understand our selves, we must first understand Scheduled Beating. There are many factors which influenced the development of Scheduled Beating. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. The juxtapositioning of Scheduled Beating with fundamental economic, social and political strategic conflict draws criticism from the easily lead, whom I can say no more about due to legal restrictions. With the primary aim of demonstrating my considerable intellect I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is Scheduled Beating.

Social Factors

Society is a human product. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in' [1] , they shead new light on Scheduled Beating, allowing man to take it by the hand and understand its momentum. More a melody to societies dysfunctions than a parody of the self, Scheduled Beating raises the question 'why?'

Status, Security, Fame - Scheduled Beating, all revolve around this 'golden fleece'. Clearly it promotes higher individualism and obeyence of instinct. As soon as a child meets Scheduled Beating they are changed.

Economic Factors

Our world is driven by supply and demand. We will primarily be focusing on the Spanish-Armada model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers.

Indisputably there is a link. How can this be explained? Seemingly housing prices plays in increasingly important role in the market economy. The financial press seems unable to make up its mind on these issues which unsettles investors.

Political Factors

No man is an island, but what of politics? Politicians find it difficult to choose between what has become known in politics as - 'The two ways' - Scheduled Beatingism and post-Scheduled Beatingism.

In the words of the star of stage and screen Aaron Tuigamala 'The success of any political system can only truly be assessed once the fat lady has sung.' [2] He was first introduced to Scheduled Beating by his mother. If I may be as bold as to paraphrase, he was saying that 'political ideals are built on the solid cornerstone of Scheduled Beating.'

One thing's certain. The Human species liberally desires Scheduled Beating, and whats more human than politics?
Conclusion

To conclude Scheduled Beating has a special place in the heart of mankind. It replenishes the self, invades where necessary and is always fashionably late.

One final thought from the talented Nicole Schwarzenegger: 'I would say without a shadow of a doubt: Scheduled Beating ROCKS!!! [3]



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[1] Tygers of Pang Tang - The Cage - 1982 MCR Records

[2] Tuigamala - Captain Sir - 1844 Inevitable Publishing

[3] Smashing Hits - Issue 224 - Jazz Media


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[East Side Dave]

gum


The subject of gum is a controversial issue. I find my self constantly drawn back to the subject of gum. While it has been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the development of man, there are just not enough blues songs written about gum. It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history that gum is rarely given rational consideration by those most reliant on technology, who just don't like that sort of thing. Hold onto your hats as we begin a journey into gum.

Social Factors

Society is a human product. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in' [1] , they could have been making a reference to gum, but probably not. A child's approach to gum bravely illustrates what we are most afraid of, what we all know deep down in our hearts.

Special care must be taken when analysing such a delicate subject. On the other hand anyone that disagrees with me is an idiot. Society is powered by peer pressure, one of the most powerful forces in the world. As long as peer pressure uses its power for good, gum will have its place in society.

Economic Factors

Economics has been defined as 'I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine.' To my learned ear that sounds like two people with itchy backs. We shall examine the Maiden-Tuesday-Lending model, a complex but ultimately rewarding system. Interest

gum


There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. Of course interest, ultimately decided by politicians, will always be heavily influenced by gum due to its consistently high profile in the portfolio of investors. A sharp down turn in middle class investment may lead to changes in the market.

Political Factors

Politics has in some areas been seen to embrace an increasing ananiathesis of intergovernmentalism leading to neo-functionalism. Comparing current political thought with that held just ten years ago is like comparing the two, equally popular approaches to gum. If the reader is unaware of these, they need only to turn on the television, or pick up a newspaper or popular magazine.

In the words of the uncompromising Achilles Rock 'I don't believe in ghosts, but I do believe in democracy.' [2] Amazingly, he new nothing of gum until he was well into his thirties. History tells us that gum will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.

I hope, for our sake that gum will endure.

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[jeffdwright2001]

An essay on obstacles faced by Wonder Boy on his path to being a successful producer
I shall now enrich your life by sharing with you about obstacles faced by Wonder Boy on his path to being a successful producer . There are many factors which influenced the development of obstacles faced by Wonder Boy on his path to being a successful producer . Given that its influence pervades our society, obstacles faced by Wonder Boy on his path to being a successful producer is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. Inevitably obstacles faced by Wonder Boy on his path to being a successful producer is often misunderstood by the aristocracy, trapped by their infamous history. With the primary aim of demonstrating my considerable intellect I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is obstacles faced by Wonder Boy on his path to being a successful producer .

Social Factors

While some scholars have claimed that there is no such thing as society, this is rubbish. The immortal and indispensable phrase `honesty is the best policy' [1] must have been referning to obstacles faced by Wonder Boy on his path to being a successful producer . A society without obstacles faced by Wonder Boy on his path to being a successful producer is like a society without knowledge, in that it is quite good.

When one is faced with people of today a central theme emerges - obstacles faced by Wonder Boy on his path to being a successful producer is either adored or despised, it leaves no one undecided. Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to obstacles faced by Wonder Boy on his path to being a successful producer , again and again.

Economic Factors

Economics has been defined as 'I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine.' To my learned ear that sounds like two people with itchy backs. We shall examine the Fish-Out-Of-Water model, as is standard in this case. Annual
Military
Budget

obstacles faced by Wonder Boy on his path to being a successful producer


The statistics make it clear that obstacles faced by Wonder Boy on his path to being a successful producer is a major market factor. In spite of the best efforts of The World Bank the annual military budget will eventually break free from the powerful influence of obstacles faced by Wonder Boy on his path to being a successful producer , but not before we see a standardised commercial policy for all. The financial press seems unable to make up its mind on these issues which unsettles investors.

Political Factors

Machiavellian politics is rife. Are our leaders justified in pursuing and maintaining political power? Comparing international relations since the end of the century can be like observing night and day.

One quote comes instantly to mind when examining this topic. I mean of course the words of the uncompromising Augstin Tuigamala 'Taking a walk across hot coals will inevitably hurt your feet.' [2] I argue that his insight into obstacles faced by Wonder Boy on his path to being a successful producer provided the inspiration for these great words. If obstacles faced by Wonder Boy on his path to being a successful producer be the food of politics, play on.

The question which we must each ask ourselves is, will we allow obstacles faced by Wonder Boy on his path to being a successful producer to win our vote?
Conclusion

To reiterate, obstacles faced by Wonder Boy on his path to being a successful producer is, to use the language of the streets 'Super Cool.' It replenishes the self, puts out 'fires', and always chips in.

One final thought from the talented Clint Garfunkel: 'Oooh yeah obstacles faced by Wonder Boy on his path to being a successful producer shoo badaby dooo.' [3]



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[2] Tuigamala - Captain Sir - 1844 Inevitable Publishing

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[Wormwood]

I havent laughed that hard in a while

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[Cybersoldier]

An essay on cybersoldier
'Brilliant', 'Quite Good', 'What?', these are just some of the comments made recently in the press regarding cybersoldier. There are many factors which influenced the development of cybersoldier. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, cybersoldier is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. Inevitably cybersoldier is often misunderstood by the over 50, who form the last great hope for our civilzation. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve

Social Factors

Society is our own everyday reality. When Thucictholous said 'people only know one thing' [1] he could have been making a reference to cybersoldier, but probably not. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course cybersoldier raises the question 'why?'

Special care must be taken when analysing such a delicate subject. On the other hand anyone that disagrees with me is an idiot. Society says that every man must find their own truth. While one sees cybersoldier, another may see monkeys playing tennis.

Economic Factors

Increasingly economic growth and innovation are being attributed to cybersoldier. Of course, cybersoldier fits perfectly into the Simple-Many-Pies model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers. Transport
Costs

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How do we explain these clear trends? In spite of the best efforts of The World Bank transport costs will continue to follow cybersoldier for the foreseeable future. A sharp down turn in middle class investment may lead to changes in the market.

Political Factors

Politics has in some areas been seen to embrace an increasing ananiathesis of intergovernmentalism leading to neo-functionalism. Contrasting the numerous political activists campaigning for the interests of cybersoldier can be like looking at cybersoldier and ones own image of themselves.

To quote that most brilliant mind Bonaventure Bootlegger 'The success of any political system can only truly be assessed once the fat lady has sung.' [2] He was first introduced to cybersoldier by his mother. I feel strongly that if politicians spent less time thinking about cybersoldier and put more effort into their family life, that we would have a very different country.

Is cybersoldier politically correct, in every sense? Each man, woman and to a lesser extent, child, must make up their own mind.
Conclusion

We can conclude that the cybersoldier parades along man's streets and man waves back. It enlightens our daily lives, puts out 'fires', and is a joy to behold.

As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Ozzy Love Hewitt: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without cybersoldier.' [3]



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[1] Thucictholous - Man - Published 42 AD

[2] Bootlegger - Take It! - 1961 Viva Books

[3] Your guide to cybersoldier - Issue 98 - T36 Publishing


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Thanks for the sig monsterone

[stickyfingers]

This is pretty funny but all of these essays would've gotten an F in my classes....imagine they asked you to produce your sources....you might as well quit school...Where the hell are you going to find:



[3] Your guide to cybersoldier - Issue 98 - T36 Publishing





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[Freakshow]

I don't know where i'd find that, but I did enjoy their publication:

[3] Your guide to why mommy is a whore - Issue 98 - T36 Publishing

Some pretty nice pictures in that one.

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I left my brain inside my other head

This message was edited by Freakshow on 4-29-04 @ 1:54 PM

[stickyfingers]

An essay on Nut Scratching (i've abbreviated it and taken the liberty of highlighting some special areas of interest)

Let us commence a journey into the much travelled topic of nut scratching.
Underestimate nut scratching at your peril. Though nut scratching is a favourite topic of discussion amongst monarchs, presidents and dictators, nut scratching is featuring more and more in the ideals of the young and upwardly mobile. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning nut scratching by the aristocracy, many of whom blame the influence of television. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.

Social Factors

Much has been said about the influence of the media on nut scratching. Observers claim it bravely illustrates what we are most afraid of, what we all know deep down in our hearts. Nothing represents every day life better than nut scratching, and I mean nothing. It has been said that the one thing in society which could survive a nuclear attack is nut scratching. This is incorrect, actually cockroaches are the only thing which can survive a nuclear attack.

Economic Factors

There was a chart!

Politics

Politics - smolitics! Placing theory on the scales of justice and weighing it against practice can produce similar results to contrasting the vote of the man in the street with that of one more accustomed to nut scratching. (Amen to that)

It is a well known 'secret' that what prompted many politicians to first strive for power was nut scratching.

Conclusion

In summary, nut scratching is both a need and a want.

Here with the final word is Hollywood's Justin Pfeiffer: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without nut scratching.' [3]




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[Matrix]

Thats funny!

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