Happy Birthday Jessica Alba

[Green Lantern]

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She 23 today. I know she isn't a board member, but that don't make her a bad person.


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[Freakshow]

Can I batch away guilt free?

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I left my brain inside my other head

[Furtherman]

I approve of this birthday thread.



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[Crippler]

She's so beautiful she makes me angry.

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Let's get Sirius...
I plead the FiF!

[saveopieanthony.net]

I'm been batching to her for five years..


by the way Jessica Alba fans...get the movie "Paranoid." It's a low budget suspense movie in the HBO Prime mold if you guys remember when HBO did that on thursday nights. Jessica's like 18 in it and there's a party where the father drugs her and keeps her hostage in the basement...swear to god.

there are scenes where's she's like drugged and felt up...(it dissolves and she wakes up with her dress on backwards)...she's handcuffed to the bed...she's forced a joint shotgun down her throat by the father holding her nose....she stands up to the guy and he suffocates her for several seconds with a plastic bag...it sounds freaky but those into S&M and celebs (i'm a big fan of those..) will find it amazing.

I can't count the number of times i've "used" this film...honestly it's one of the hottest batch material films out there...no nudity or even bra and panty shots...but very very hot.

also for those film geeks that girl from OC mischa barton is in it for like two minutes...

Paranoid on IMDB (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0197750/#comment)

Paranoid on Rotten Tomatoes with DVD cover shot and order info (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/Paranoid-1109635/preview.php)

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"Really...that means he must know you" - Ron

[GaryWyze]

[color=purple]In honor of this momentous occasion, I shall jerk off 23 times.

Dark Angel indeed!!!

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[TheMojoPin]

If saveopieandanthony.net wants to know if you're a great big fat person...RUN.

And at this point, I don't think Green Lantern does anything BUT masturbate.



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2% << December boys got it BAD >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Patches]

Can I batch away guilt free?


SHUT UP.

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[Freakshow]

Actually I was asking Mojo




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[Patches]

ok sorry then. I thought I was still getting my balls busted.

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[TheMojoPin]

Unless you're somehow magically able to see her naked and it's NOT your imagination, you should be filled with shame since you are jerking the gherkin over a clothed celebrity.

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2% << December boys got it BAD >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Patches]

You have to use your imagination!

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[Fallon]

by the way Jessica Alba fans...get the movie "Paranoid."
Jessica and Mischa Barton. Sounds great, too bad netflix doesn't have it. :(

I've been in love with her since Idle Hands. Happy birthday baby.

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[jeffdwright2001]

You have to use your imagination!
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[FMJeff]

daddy like

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It made my heart sing.

[furie]

I know she isn't a board member, but that don't make her a bad person.


yes it does


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[TheMojoPin]

daddy like

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It made my heart sing.

Papa, don't batch!

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2% << December boys got it BAD >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Green Lantern]

And at this point, I don't think Green Lantern does anything BUT masturbate.

Rude & rude. That hurts... it's true but it also hurts

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[Iamnotatool]

It hurts because you won['t stop touching it with those dirty hands.

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[ChickenHawk]

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This picture makes my privates feel funny.

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This message was edited by ChickenHawk on 4-28-04 @ 9:23 PM

[schmega]

"Paranoid" is available on Greencine.com, a nice althernative to netflix. but they're based in sf so the turnaround's longer.

misha barton's been batchable ever since she spat up green stuff in 6th Sense.










well, no. it was kinda creepy when i found out that was her.

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[JPMNICK]

In idle Hands -

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[Iamnotatool]

That ass is too damn juicy. Holy christ, I knew she was hot, but that shelf is top quality.

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[TheMojoPin]

She was a meaty unknown then.

THAT ass is guarenteed to NOT be on her in the first picture in this thread.

Sad, really.

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2% << December boys got it BAD >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Iamnotatool]

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yum

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[Crippler]

wowsers...nice find.

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[fezident]

She is so hot that I actually paid to see HONEY that day it was playing in the theater.

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[DJEvelEd]

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Evel Ed: "Come here you sexy little penis!!!"

Evel Ed's Penis: "NOOoo NOT AGAIN!!! AHHHHH!!!"

Evel Ed: "eah!!!! TAKE IT ALL!!!!! STROKE STROKE!!!!!!"

Evel Ed's Penis: "It hurts....IT HURTS!!!!!"

Evel Ed: "Oh Jessica!!! OH JES-SIC-AAAAAAA!!"

Evel Ed's Penis: "COUGH COUGH AACCCH"

*Squish*



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[Bulldogcakes]

Since there isn't any nude pix available of her I'm left wondering. . . . .
What's she doing with the cootchie? Shaved? Neatly trimmed? Hitler Mustache? Au Natural?
I guess shaved. She's so smooth and juicy looking, I figure she's that way all over.
Nice pic tool.

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Ow! Hey! Get that net offa me! Ouch! Help!! Somebody HELP!!!!

[Iamnotatool]

http://img119.exs.cx/img119/249/therockjessicaalbamiamibeach01.jpg
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are you kidding me?

http://drunkenstepfather.blogspot.com/2005/01/i-am-jessica-albas-perfect-perfect-ass.html
Here's the link if the pics dont work. Yowza!

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This message was edited by WWFallon on 1-6-05 @ 1:25 PM

[TheMojoPin]

Nice caboose, but from the waist up she looks WAY too skinny.

EAT, DAMMIT!

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1979 << I love my drug buddy... >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[mdr55]

Jessica Alba is fucking hot as hell. Even hotter when her hair is darker.

[Reephdweller]

Holy fuck on a popsicle stick that's hot!!!

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[Crippler]

I definitely liked her a little thicker, but even at what appears to be about 42 pounds, she's absolutely dizzying.

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[Iamnotatool]

I would eat the peanuts and corn that were cyphoned out of her doodee just to have been close to that ass.

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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[Reephdweller]

Tool, who wouldn't? I happily do that after being dragged across a field of broken glass, thumb tacks, and lemon juice.




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[sr71blackbird]

I would happily drag my d!ck through 8 miles of broken glass just so I could sniff the tires of the laundry truck that brings her panties to the cleaners!!

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[Iamnotatool]

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Yum. Thats a nice tummy

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This message was edited by mikeyboy on 1-7-05 @ 11:16 AM

[monkeysweat]

Damn. She sure did lose a lotta ass. That's a pity.








This message was edited by monkeysweat on 1-7-05 @ 11:19 AM

[FUNKMAN]

man i bet getting alba in the can is alot better than getting albacore in the can...

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[JPMNICK]

MonkeySweat i was thinking the exact same thing. that ass was perfect in the pic I posted in this thread. Now she is WAY to skinny.



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[King Imp]

This Sin City movie looks great, but I really want to see it just for this.


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[whiteboy1457]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/tmimp67/sincityalba.jpg

frank miller sounds fimilar... has he done anything else

MASTA MEAT

Cluching defeat out of the claws of victory.

[TheMojoPin]

HI! I'M THE IMDB!!! (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0588340/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnxteD0yMHxzZz0xfGxtPTIwMHxwbj0wfHE9Zn JhbmsgbWlsbGVyfGh0bWw9MXxubT1vbg__;fc=1;ft=20;fm=1 )

He's written tons of great comics, most famously the "Dark Knight Returns" and "Year One" Batman series from the 80's.

Movie-wise, he wrote the 2nd and 3rd "RoboCop" films.

Yikes.

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This message was edited by TheMojoPin on 1-7-05 @ 10:59 PM

[monkeysweat]

MonkeySweat i was thinking the exact same thing. that ass was perfect in the pic I posted in this thread. Now she is WAY to skinny.

People prefer their hot women generic.






Even when I was close to defeat, I rose to my feet...

[old-fan]

MonkeySweat i was thinking the exact same thing. that ass was perfect in the pic I posted in this thread. Now she is WAY to skinny.

People prefer their hot women generic.


shes gorgeous i cant ever argue that, but i still prefer her with a little more meat on her bones (like when she was in idle hands etc).

a meaty ass and nice stomach is way hotter then a smaller ass and exposed ribs.

<br> </br> big ass card #1588

This message was edited by old-fan on 1-10-05 @ 2:16 PM

[JPMNICK]

thats the gospel right there my man.



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[Fallon]

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[Kevin]

Nice work Fallon.

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[Crippler]

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SHIT....my office's smut filter is blocking it, what am I amissing? And if it's really good, would someone kindly save it for future reference. It always seems to happen that I can't look at the good stuff while I'm at work & it's gone or overloaded by the time I get home.

Oh well, either way, Jessica is filthy hot. That is all.

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[Reephdweller]

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[FMJeff]

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I'd hit it...she's so fucking hot...im so into her...

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It made my heart sing.

[Crippler]

Yeah, but would Betsy be into her?

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[Reephdweller]

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[Fallon]

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[FMJeff]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://men.style.com/slideshows/mens/standalone/gq/feature/031505ALBA/00001m.jpg" border="0" /> &nbsp;<a href="http://www.osirusonline.com/" target="blank">Reefy's website...</a><font color="#ff0000" size="1"><a href="http://www.osirusonline.com/ronfez.htm" target="blank">Check out The Ron and Fez Show Logs...UPDATED!!!!!</a>Right now you could care less about me... but soon enough you will care, by the time I'm done</font>whats with the granny panties? <br />

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It made my heart sing.

[FUNKMAN]

<p><font size="1">whats with the granny panties? </font></p><p>disguises the big mound...</p>

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