Celebrity fights thread

[Marist Mike]

I figured I'd start a thread so we could decide who we think would win in a celebrity fight...kinda like celebrity deathmatch but without the death..we could use anybody from movie characters to baseball players....I'll start with Tony Montana vs. Tony Soprano....this is easy for me now that I've seen Scarface....Tony Montana hands down...unless he killed an animal in front of Tony Soprano...then it may be different...but if this pussified version of Tony Soprano that we've seen recently shows up Montana will kick Soprano's ass....if anybody has an idea for a fight just post it here

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I agree.

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[shamus mcfitzy]

hey i'll play along...

who'd win in the catfight i think i'd most like to see: Lindsey Lohan or Hillary Duff? (you can't respond "the audience". I forbid it. Answer the question.)

this kinda feels like the "who dies" thread. I don't know though

[East Side Dave]

The name "Hillary" sounds like a German-brawler-steel-lesbian type of name or maybe that was just my Aunt Hillary; anyway I'll take Duff.


Han Solo vs. Indiana Jones?

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[JPMNICK]

Tony M. beats Tony Soprano hands down. I would take Lindsey Lohan in an easy victory. Han Solo also will be victorious.

My question in, who wins Al Pacino or Robert Deniro?

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[Tall_James]

DeNiro. Hands down.

Dustin Hoffman vs. Richard Dreyfuss.


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[East Side Dave]

Ricky Dreyfuss, no question. Scrappy, bitter, coked-up. Trotter's the man.


Pat Sajak vs. Donny Osmond

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[mikeyboy]

Sajak -- you know he fight's dirty.


From Dumb and Dumber: Harry or Lloyd?


Moving to the game room, because that's clearly where this is headed. In fact, there was an old game thread that was exactly the same premise.

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[JPMNICK]

Harry.

And I also think DeNiro over Pacino.

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James Earl Jones or James Earl Ray (sans rifle)

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[shamus mcfitzy]

James Earl Jones has the reach and the intimidation factor.

Allan Thicke or Kirk Cameron?

[YoungJersey]

Kirk Cameron would win on the age factor alone. Zim vs. lasorda?

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[shamus mcfitzy]

LaSorda could beat a troop of bikers. Barry Bonds now or Babe Ruth at Barry's age?

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The Babe...all he gotta do is puke last night's liquor all over Bonds and then fall on him!!!!!

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[Mike Teacher]

Ok: Babe Ruth vs Dr. Ruth Westheimer

OR

Barry Bonds vs. Sean Connery and Roger Moore as 'The Bonds'

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[YoungJersey]

Barry in ten minutes with bat. 20 minutes with out it. Roid rage vs. hemmoroid rage. Roid rage win.

Maximus vs. Mad Max?


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[YoungJersey]

The Babe would kill himself after listening to that broad for ten min. about sex and anal beads

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[jeffdwright2001]

Mad Max wins. Why? Because he's mad I tell you, mad!

Maximus vs. Optimus Prime?

[YoungJersey]

Optimus prime because he's a friggin truck.

The entire Wayans family vs. the core members of the Wu-tang clan(Meth,GZA,RZA,ODB,ghostface killa,Masta killa,U-god,Raekwon,Cappadona,and Inspeckta Deck)?

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[Jennitalia]

J-Lo or Beyonce?

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[Justice4all]

J-Lo Vs. Beyonce` in Jello and there is a pay-per-view in the making.
I think Beyonce still has more ghetto in her then J-Lo has now.
Beyonce` in a knocked-the-fuck-out brawl.

Mr. Rodgers or Captain Kangaroo?

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Mr. Rodgers or Captain Kangaroo?


As much as I dig Mr. Rogers, he is a bit of a poofter compared to the he-manly, macho, beer-swilling Captain!!!!!! The Capt. all the way!!!!!

Barbera Walters vs. Oprah!!!!

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[East Side Dave]

Barbara Walters is a little she-beast. She'd scratch Oprah's eyes out and piss on her sockets. So to clarify- I think Barbara Walters will win!


Paul McCartney vs. Verne Troyer

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Paul Is Dead.

Rocky Vs. Rambo; no weapons, mano a mano.

It's a Split-Screen Idea; work with me; who would win?

Or; All the Bugs in Starship Troopers Vs. Every Velociraptor around. Again, I'm nuts. work with it.

Or: Hannibal Lecter vs. The Baby from TeleTubbies.

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Rocky kills Rambo: near-even match but always go with the streets, baby. The streets......of phiiiiladelllllphia...


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Betty White vs. Don Knots

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This message was edited by East Side Dave on 4-30-04 @ 1:13 PM

[jeffdwright2001]

Betty Whitle beats Don Knots. Not even oversided gaters scare her.

Andy Taylor vs Andy Roonie