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Patches
04-23-2004, 12:39 PM
a little late but,Amanda Bynes is 18! (http://www.epissed.com/amanda.php)
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http://www.epissed.com/img/bynesa6.jpg
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TheMojoPin
04-23-2004, 12:50 PM
Thanks, but I like not being a coward and watching porn.
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Patches
04-23-2004, 12:53 PM
after reading and re-reading your post mojo, all I got is
'huh?'
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mikeyboy
04-23-2004, 12:59 PM
Here's what I got from his post:
Boys crank to clothed girls in squeaky clean movies and TV shows. Men use porn.
But what do I know. Mojo's a loose cannon.
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Patches
04-23-2004, 01:05 PM
Bah. I crank to EVERYTHING.
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Freakshow
04-23-2004, 01:07 PM
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Why do you think Caroline in the City get such high ratings?
Outdated on so many levels. I feel unclean.
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TheMojoPin
04-23-2004, 01:30 PM
I always knew Leary was a hack.
Now I know he's queer, too.
You call me crank, my idea
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Please call me crank, it's what I need
Crank, my mind in seed
Crank, my dream complete
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Doctor Manhattan
04-23-2004, 02:32 PM
Did Caroline in the City get high ratings? I don't remember that being on for long. Or was that the joke? I like it better when Leary talks about eating meat, doing drugs and smoking.
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TheMojoPin
04-23-2004, 03:27 PM
I'd like Leary to be dead.
And I keep reading this thread's topic title like it's telling I can't masturbate with my favorite quilt.
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Hottub
04-23-2004, 06:08 PM
Fuck you. Leary is funny as hell and...
Amanda......
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JustJon
04-23-2004, 06:22 PM
I liked Leary when he was Bill Hicks.
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Se7en
04-23-2004, 08:04 PM
Bill Hicks was never that hackish. Or never AS hackish as Leary.
And for your info, Patches, I've batched to an underage Amanda Bynes several times and felt NO guilt for it at all.
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04-23-2004, 08:27 PM
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TheMojoPin
04-23-2004, 09:39 PM
Leary would only be funny IN Hell.
I gotta million of them!
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Whyyouhaddiddat
04-23-2004, 11:46 PM
Will everyone please just shut the fuck up and watch "Operation Dumbo Drop"
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zathrus
04-24-2004, 01:41 AM
are you sure that she's 18. she looks like she's 12
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DarkHippie
04-24-2004, 03:45 AM
I've never seen a 12 year old with those tits. and I've looked
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JustJon
04-24-2004, 09:25 AM
I've never seen a 12 year old with those tits. and I've looked
He scouts the junior high schools daily.
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Fallon
04-24-2004, 11:19 AM
I hate that second picture. But she is damn fine.
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shamus mcfitzy
04-26-2004, 01:16 AM
what is this guilt you speak of?
I do have to agree with Mojo and say that you should act like a man and jerk to porn. I am 18 and whenever I am jerking to like pictures of clothed celebrities I feel just a little childish (should be funny but I am being true).
I think a better title would be "Rape away! Now there'll be less charges!" I can now rape Amanda Bynes and get less time than if i did it a month ago.
I think Dennis Leary is funny. It's kinda like liking Chris Rock who I think does a half-Pryor half-Carlin act (his recent special actually had a joke that's setup was almost word for word a Carlin joke). Leary is a Bill Hicks knock-off of course. And Leary IS a whore for doing any movie that he can get paid for. I just think his stand-up is funny.
TheMojoPin
04-26-2004, 05:50 AM
I think a better title would be "Rape away! Now there'll be less charges!" I can now rape Amanda Bynes and get less time than if i did it a month ago.
I heart Shamus' entire post. Except for the Leary part.
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Wormwood
04-26-2004, 06:06 AM
technically it would still be wrong to batch to these pictures of her as a minor.
I suggest everyone just wait until newer more legal photos of her are made available to the public then you may proceed with the batching.
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Freakshow
04-26-2004, 06:14 AM
Did Caroline in the City get high ratings? I don't remember that being on for long. Or was that the joke? I like it better when Leary talks about eating meat, doing drugs and smoking.
There was more to the Leary bit, I just sorta assumed people had heard it. But I was wrong.
Back to the Leary hating. Or whatever the real point of this thread was, which I have forgotten.
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SlowDust
04-26-2004, 07:07 AM
In the pantheon of modern female teen celebrities, Amanda Bynes has to be the least interesting.
If you've got news on Hilary Duff or the Olsen Twins or Avril Lavigne, get back to me.
Also: Leary = Hack.
Patches
04-26-2004, 10:27 AM
what is this guilt you speak of?
I do have to agree with Mojo and say that you should act like a man and jerk to porn. I am 18 and whenever I am jerking to like pictures of clothed celebrities I feel just a little childish (should be funny but I am being true).
I think a better title would be "Rape away! Now there'll be less charges!" I can now rape Amanda Bynes and get less time than if i did it a month ago.
holy christ.
The only point I was making was Amanda is hot and 18. And yes that whole rape thing would have been alot funnier but I didn't think of it. I'm sure I would have caught alot of shit for it, if I had.
And I have no opinion on Denis Leary one way or the other. The asshole song was kinda funny for 15 minutes.
And who gives a shit about Caroline in the City?
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TheMojoPin
04-26-2004, 10:44 AM
Dennis Leary does.
Because he's a laugh-free queer.
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jeffdwright2001
10-21-2004, 10:51 AM
And I keep reading this thread's topic title like it's telling I can't masturbate with my favorite quilt.
It just occured to me that in order for Mojo to have a favorite quilt, he must have multiple quilts.
And now I can't get the picture out of my head of him curled up on a rainy day sipping tea and reading "Little Women".
But then again, who would want to.
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TheMojoPin
10-21-2004, 12:52 PM
*Titters*
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