View Full Version : just about the saddest thing you'll ever see ...
badorties
04-16-2004, 07:55 AM
it is one thing to be a fan, you can even push the boundaries of your devotion, but this is just really beyond the pale ....
i only wish i was invited
On October 31,2003 Lt. K'Allen and 2nd Lt. Torsha became husband and wife ... (http://custurd.b3ta.com/mirror/klingonwedding/)
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walking joint
04-16-2004, 07:57 AM
that is pathetic.
furie
04-16-2004, 08:01 AM
KA'PLAH!
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serVice
04-16-2004, 08:01 AM
Wow, the woman is fat. What a surprise.
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Jack_Doff
04-16-2004, 08:17 AM
And people complain about gays getting married?
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Furtherman
04-16-2004, 08:23 AM
Disturbing. But if you look around the site, I think I'll take the Klingons over THIS:
http://custurd.b3ta.com/mirror/pedalporn/
It's totally work safe, although you may be confused.
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badorties
04-16-2004, 08:35 AM
wow, that has to be the oddest thing, is it meant to be some sort of fetish ...?
the balloon poppers seem a more in touch
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Crippler
04-16-2004, 08:42 AM
I was convinced that the Klingon wedding took the cake...then I saw the pedal pumping site, and, well, now I may not sleep tonight as I ponder the ways in which the latter is wrong, confusing, pathetic, disturbing, and just plain stupid.
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GaryWyze
04-16-2004, 08:51 AM
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keithy_19
04-16-2004, 08:56 AM
Just weird. I guess that those two people were so lonely that they took the first....loser, they could find.
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Melrapuo
04-16-2004, 09:02 AM
Uh oh...
http://www.meow-meow.com/photo-mania/July4/Charles%20pumping%20gas%20for%20the%20trip.JPG
Looks like Asian Charlie is startin to pump gas. See as he inserts that pump and lets the gas flow. Watch him with those midget legs...and it looks like hes going to do his impression of Mr. Roboto. Wow. HOT.
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TheMojoPin
04-16-2004, 09:25 AM
just about the saddest thing you'll ever see ...
What's even sadder is that Shatner showed up and had his way with the bride.
JUST BECAUSE SHE WAS THERE.
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badorties
04-16-2004, 09:33 AM
Just weird. I guess that those two people were so lonely that they took the first....loser, they could find.
i don't know if it's that, or is it more how there's these sub-cultures based on a short-lived t.v. shows ...
it was only a few pix, but were there any represenatatives from the Federation there ..? would they have been welcomed ...?
as bizarre as turning your car into a tie fight or making an rv to resemble the enterprise is one thing, but making it the theme of your wedding might take it too far ...
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TheMojoPin
04-16-2004, 09:48 AM
When I'm in my car I drive really fast and call myself "Knight Rider" because I am!
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AngelAmy
04-16-2004, 09:53 AM
whatever makes 'em happy
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serVice
04-16-2004, 02:15 PM
http://custurd.b3ta.com/mirror/pedalporn/
You know, i've never understood the whole foot fetish thing; the pictures of the girls in socks and the people that seek out places to buy a girl's dirty used socks, but that is just fucking odd.
i think that shit is more disturbing than the dolphin sex website.
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whorehay
04-16-2004, 03:07 PM
now is that really sadder than this?? (http://www.geocities.com/Petsburgh/Yard/9766/party.html)
Where's the picture of the bride's mother crying out of shame and embarassment?
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SatCam
04-16-2004, 04:04 PM
Where's the picture of the bride's mother crying out of shame and embarassment?
Human!! You are utterly confused. This Klingon woman had no mother! She was the result of intercourse between a refridgerator and a toaster!
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Melrapuo
04-16-2004, 04:07 PM
She was the result of intercourse between a refridgerator and a toaster!
She's a breadbox?
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DeltaPin
04-16-2004, 04:14 PM
She's a breadbox?
No, bigger than a breadbox.
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Melrapuo
04-16-2004, 04:17 PM
No, bigger than a breadbox.
Breadtruck?
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JustJon
04-16-2004, 06:21 PM
I'm totally cool with someone putting a few touches from their happy little subculture into their wedding or whatnot, but to subject your family and friends to such torture is just awful. Wonder if they forced all the guests to wear those awful headpieces too.
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sr71blackbird
04-16-2004, 07:26 PM
I always figured Klingon births would really tear the woman up when the little buggers head was sliding down the birth canal. Them Klingon babes must have iron clad snatches!
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Good thing they didn't decide on a Betazoid ceremony -- they get married in the nude.
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TheMojoPin
04-17-2004, 08:33 AM
Good thing they didn't decide on a Betazoid ceremony
All of my home movies are on Betazoid tapes.
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