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serVice
04-16-2004, 07:08 AM
i've been thinking about this for some time and have been wondering what other people think about it.
i used to spend a lot of time in a porno shop near me, that had the video booths in the back. Whenever anyone went back there with the expectation of doing something, the clerk made it a point to tell them to keep it clean back there.
i've been wondering why exactly anyone would want to go into the back of a dirty store, in an area that they know has been used time and time again, for masturbatory purposes.
i want to know if anyone would actually consider, for whatever reason, going into a place like that, and just jerk off where countless other men have had their meat out in the open, and left various residue all over the place.

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Jennitalia
04-16-2004, 07:12 AM
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04-16-2004, 07:18 AM
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04-16-2004, 08:33 AM
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East Side Dave
04-16-2004, 09:03 AM
I went into a porn theater once with baggy clothing in hopes of spanking it but there were too many old men around and they were all related to me!!!F@*%$!!

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TheMojoPin
04-16-2004, 09:23 AM
This board is filthy!

I've never heard such disgusting language used in front of customers!

You should all be FIRED!!!

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phixion
04-16-2004, 11:39 AM
I've never heard such disgusting language used in front of customers!


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04-16-2004, 11:43 AM
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
04-16-2004, 02:33 PM
Whenever anyone went back there with the expectation of doing something, the clerk made it a point to tell them to keep it clean back there.
i've been wondering why exactly anyone would want to go into the back of a dirty store, in an area that they know has been used time and time again, for masturbatory purposes.
i want to know if anyone would actually consider, for whatever reason, going into a place like that, and just jerk off where countless other men have had their meat out in the open, and left various residue all over the place.



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TheMojoPin
04-16-2004, 10:52 PM
Now you know what I go through in the Staff Room.

All initiates must pass the 21 "gun"-salute!

Then...the paddling of the swollen ass!!!

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sr71blackbird
04-17-2004, 05:38 AM
I went to a "peep show" booth in a porno store and put my money in the slot and was watching the girl, who was very hot and I took mine out and was jacking it but noticed the sticky floor and the glistining wall and got so skeeved out I walked out. I didnt want to get back in my car after that thinking of all the secretions I was standing in, so ended up scraping my shoes in the dirt and grass and puddles for a half hour. The booth reeked of jack, and I wondered who ends up cleaning that crap out back there?

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A.J.
04-17-2004, 06:05 AM
Whenever anyone went back there with the expectation of doing something, the clerk made it a point to tell them to keep it clean back there.
i've been wondering why exactly anyone would want to go into the back of a dirty store, in an area that they know has been used time and time again, for masturbatory purposes.
i want to know if anyone would actually consider, for whatever reason, going into a place like that, and just jerk off where countless other men have had their meat out in the open, and left various residue all over the place.



Now you know what I go through in the Staff Room.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
04-17-2004, 06:22 AM
Pun intended?


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