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[DreamWeaver]

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[PanterA]

I just ordered mine. I'll post my witty remark in 6 to 8 weeks.

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[blakjeezis]

Yeah, they asked me to teach a session, but I told them I was too busy wearing smoking jackets and making pithy comments reminiscient of Noel Coward.

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[TheMojoPin]

I declare my posts to be the jests of the season!

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[JustJon]

Rawther. Quite.

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[Tall_James]

I was at the Algonquin Hotel the other day and was told that the tables are now all square.

Dorothy Parker has achieved 75 rpms.


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[TheMojoPin]

*Guffaw!*

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[JustJon]

I dare say, old chap, that was quite the jape. Good show, old man.

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[Tenbatsuzen]

I dare say, old chap, that was quite the jape. Good show, old man.



Yes, Old Bean! Let us retire to the study so we can enjoy cognac and cigars!



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[TheMojoPin]

Capital suggestion, good sir! The notion we are anything less than jovial gentlemen leaves me quite aghast!

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[Recyclerz]

Damn! P.G. Wodehouse is gonna come back from the grave and pimp-slap you droll frontin' muthafuckas.

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Well, I don't know about pimp-slap but there will definitely SOME sort of slapping involved.




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[TheMojoPin]

I have been wronged and I demand satisifaction!

Pickles at dawn! 10 paces!

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[jeffdwright2001]

Pickles at dawn! 10 paces!

The guy on the right had pickles anytime he wanted.
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[FMJeff]

I was at the Algonquin Hotel the other day and was told that the tables are now all square.


In fact...Mee-leee-wak--kayy is an Algonquin Word for "the good land".

Can I party or what?

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[TheMojoPin]

I've got Prince Albert in a can!

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[JustJon]

But you told me you like to take a Prince Albert in the can.

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