Details are sketchy at this point, but apparently Stephanie McMahon is now separated from her real life husband of a couple months, Paul Levesque (also known as Triple H also known as Hunter Hearst Helmsley also know as the Locker Room Cancer) and will be filing for divorce shortly.
This all stems from an incident at this past Monday's Raw where Triple H was caught working on a behind-the-back hammer lock with Trish Stratus in the locker room. This is not unusual because Triple H has been caught several times by Stephanie over the past three years rehearsing this hold with Trish Stratus, but this is the first time Triple H and Trish Stratus were naked from the waist down, sweating, and grunting while practicing this resthold.
There is no official word at this point about Trish and Triple H's status in the company, but Triple H is rumored to be working with the returning Maven on Sunday Night Heat at the upcoming Raw taping this Monday and Trish will be having a several hour meeting with Vince McMahon in his hotel room on Monday to determine what future positions she will have in the company.
A full report of this controversy will be available in this week's Torch Newsletter including quotes from several anonymous wrestlers who witnessed, cheered on, and took home videos of this grueling, but enjoyable, training session between Trish Stratus and Triple H.
This fictional headline story for April Fool's Day was written by PWTorch.com reader Matthew Alan Roberts of Lakewood, Ohio...
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