Colonoscopy Parties

[DJEvelEd]

PLANO, Texas - When oncology nurse Audrey Thompson invites her friends to a party, she often dares them to bare their bottoms.

On a recent Saturday, a dozen or so of her co-workers took the challenge. They arrived at Medical Center of Plano as early as 6:30 a.m. to drop their pants - for a colonoscopy.

Thompson, a self-described health crusader, has organized several parties in the past year, partly for selfish reasons. And, no, it is not to see her friends in uncompromising positions.

"I hate to say this, but we have so much fun," said Thompson, an assistant nurse manager at Medical City of Plano. "We meet at the facility that morning and we're all there for each other."

They can combine the candle & Tupperware parties with this one. Searching the colons with lighted candles, and catching all the F‘cesT in the Tupperware. I heard that Katie Couric shaves her ass and walks in backwards.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=541&ncid=757&e=10&u=/ap/20040322/ap_on_he_me/colonoscopy_party


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This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 3-27-04 @ 1:54 PM

[Tall_James]

http://www.gihealth.com/images/imgTestColonoscopy.gif
Doctor 1 - "Wow! This guy has been eating a lot of carrots and corn!!!"
Doctor 2 - "That's nothing...I can see a gerbil skeleton in this one!"


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[Mike Teacher]

TJ Nice Illustration!

Thats the ascending, tranverse, and descending large intestine. FYI, the Hershey Squirts occur because something tells this part of your intestines to NOT absorb back the water in the Faeces. Illness, something we ate, someone we ate, who knows, but diahhrea? you can place the blame on that right there.

The water in the shit doesnt get taken out, and hence you sit down and your ass suddenly sprays like a shower head, nice imagery, eh?

So; when you feel your 'stomach' twisting from food you ate hours ago, and bubbling and making your life a living hell; it's mostly going on here.

That Imodium Shit basically shuts this part of you down so the water has nowhere else but to be absorbed back; horrific, the body is shitting all that out for a reason, let it go.

[Edit: Many illicit drugs shut it down nicely too. You ever get surgery? And after the MDs or RNs or LPNs want you to take a dump real bad? And like *prove* it to them? Why? To see that this part of you is back up and running again, coz drugs like that will do that, shut your shitter down.]

And my caption for the pictures above: Contestant #1 didnt quite get the hang of the 'Shove the Electric Cord up the Person's Ass' Competition.'



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This message was edited by Mike Teacher on 3-27-04 @ 2:21 PM

[ChickenHawk]

HEY! Anybody ever have a colonoscopy?!
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Well it's a real pain in the ASS!

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This message was edited by ChickenHawk on 3-27-04 @ 2:50 PM