View Full Version : How you found there was no Santa Clause
erinmoran
09-08-2001, 05:32 AM
I just dicovered hidden toys and stuff hidden around the house. I was about 10 or 11.
Anybody got any interesting stories?
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When i told my little brother to go to sleep so so Santa will come, then helped my MOM make the cookies.
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JustJon
09-08-2001, 09:11 AM
Well, I was wandering around one day in Halloweentown, bored of the usual routine and accidentally fell into Christmasland. I saw Sandy Claws and I knew that I wanted to do Cristmas, so I had Lock, Shock and Barrel kidnap him...
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IkeaBoy
09-08-2001, 09:57 AM
When I was reading Reuters and it said that the sequel to Tim Allen's movie The Santa Clause had been cancelled. I cried.
Actually the way I found out was because my father dressed up like Santa Claus one Christmas to come down teh chimney and surprise us kids when I was younger and told no one. He was missing for many days before police finally found that he was stuck in the chimney and died while going down it.
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Dirtybird11
09-08-2001, 10:44 AM
He's not real?
is this some kind of twisted joke?
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Fallon
09-08-2001, 02:23 PM
I heard my parents putting my bike together and then in the morning it said it was from Santa.
DIRTY LIARS!!!
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ChildofFez
09-08-2001, 02:28 PM
I found about becuz every christmas eve santa would sneak into my room and leave a special present for me,it was always wet a oogy and my butt hurt afterwards. but one night when i woke i found out it was father all along. Oh my Father always was the trickster
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EffMeBoobs
09-08-2001, 11:04 PM
Well there may be no Santa Clause...but there definately is a Santa Claus, what's wrong with you people!!??
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HordeKing1
09-08-2001, 11:30 PM
I never believed in Santa Clause, but I've seen plenty of Sanity Clauses.
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FezWad
09-09-2001, 04:17 AM
I walked into my parents room and saw presens lying there.Not much of a story.
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erinmoran
09-09-2001, 05:00 AM
I found out was because my father dressed up like Santa Claus one Christmas to come down teh chimney and surprise us kids when I was younger and told no one. He was missing for many days before police finally found that he was stuck in the chimney and died while going down it.
Thats funny..cause thats how Phoebe Cates dad dies in Gremlins...lol
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