slap..im richard simmons..bitch

[jocefus]

richard simmons bitch-slapped some guy (http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/03/25/simmons.cite.ap/index.html)

hahaha i would love to see a video of it.. he probably looked like some old lady slapping her grandchildren for breaking one of her nik-naks

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[reeshy]

I heard ion WABC news that the guy he slapped was some ultimate fight champion...do I smell publicity stunt????

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[Tenbatsuzen]

The plantiff is indeed an MMA (mixed martial arts) fighter.

What gets me about the case is the following...

The dude said "Let's Rock To The 50's" - not "sweat to the oldies". So he's immediately dumb and unfunny.

Secondly, if you're a fucking MMA fighter, are you SERIOUSLY going to admit you got punked out by Richard Simmons?

Bradshaw wouldn't stand for that.



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[East Side Dave]

I heard ion WABC news that the guy he slapped was some ultimate fight champion

If that's true, then Richard will be bleedin' to the oldies!!! Hahahahahahaha!! BULLEEDIN" to the oldies!! Haha...ha.....guys?

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the guys lucky he didn't pull his hair and scratch his eyes out...



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[shamus mcfitzy]

Tenbats, the guy would've just gotten in trouble. He was like twice his size and could've killed him, but why? For a little slap. He'd just wind up looking stupid and crazy.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Tenbats, the guy would've just gotten in trouble. He was like twice his size and could've killed him, but why? For a little slap. He'd just wind up looking stupid and crazy.



I didn't say retliate against the guy. I just said walk away. I mean, if he's MMA, he's taken a lot worse than a slap from a fitness instructor.

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[shamus mcfitzy]

ok, i gotcha. I didn't read the link and had forgotten that he was bringing charges. Sorry then.