Being Conscious of Touching Genitalia

[fluffernutter]

...indirectly of course.

I was contemplating this and it struck me as I was using the facilities in the Men's Washroom in the Clinton Wal Mart.

I touch my penis to urinate.

I touch the lever to flush which has also been touched by others hands whom have also touched their penis.

I touch the faucet knob which has also been touched by those whom have also touched the lever to flush and their penis.

I wash my hand to get rid of the filth but then touch the faicet knob to turn off the water.

I most times select the automatic hand dryer but if there is none, I use the paper towels in the facility.

I touch the handle to open the door which has also been touched by the hands whom have touched the faucet knob, the lever and the penis.

Are my hands dirty all over again?

Should I just wear disposable gloves all of the time now?

How about those who don't even wash their hands after they go and touch the lever of 1,000 penises? There are thousands of penises on that lever and THEN on the door handle! Thats a lot of filth! You ever see who walks out of a Wal Mart washroom?!?

Am I thinking too much?



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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Yes, everybody is touching your penis by proxy.

:)

I wash my hands everytime I go to the bathroom. However, I open the door with my sleeve or a paper towel.

You're not thinking too much.


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[silera]

That's why I flush the toilet with my elbow or foot then open the faucet with my elbow and close it with the paper towel that I just dried my hands with.


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[keithy_19]

I lick my hands after I use all of the knobs, levers, and handles. It's fun to see what STD's the people who use it have. Ghonoria for instance, has an orange chalky taste.

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[newport king]

i wash my hands BEFORE i touch my dick.

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[bigbaldirish]

now your going to have to wash your hands after you wash your hands after you wash your hands ....... CAN"T GET PENIS OFF YOUR HANDS!

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[monsterone]

i got a mail-order penis holder for such occasions.

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[ADF]

You've got nothing to worry about, germophobe.

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[TheMojoPin]

I always flush a public toilet with my foot, and like others said, use a paper towel to get the door.

But I ALWAYS check my shoes BEFORE I go into a public restroom. If my shoelaces touch the floor, it's all over...

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If my shoelaces touch the floor, it's all over...
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[fluffernutter]

Oh man, I am so very conscious of that too and so many times forget to do it except for at conveinience stores and gas stations, I roll the bastards up.

I also really hate the idea of having to USE the toilet when i make it from store to store. I mean i am in the car ALL day and know which certain bathrooms are in good shape. But (and to quote Evel Ed here) when the turtle is poking his head out I have to soap up a paper towel and clean the toilet (most times the best looking of the 3) and clean it away. Then wash my hands. THEN rewipe off the toilet and proceed to violate. The only things that really sucks (and I feel awful about it) is when the damn thing won't flush. I have to do all of this cleaning when the bathroom is clear for having a fear of looking "weird". How could any of that look weird?

Maybe this should have gone in the confessional.

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[TooCute]

I like the faucets that automatically shut themselves off.

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[monsterone]

this is kind of gross so i had to share. at work, we have "piss flys." you start pissing into a urinal and they fly out from the corners. they're probably 3x the size of a fruit fly and for some reason the fly straight for your dick.

you jump back, possibly pissing all over the place, but the idea of this lil creature who's lil feet have been sitting in other peoples' piss grosses me out so bad.

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[fluffernutter]

I like the faucets that automatically shut themselves off.


I love those too.

When they WORK properly.

Now granted Wal Mart is cheap and that is the only bathroom I encounter during the day but there is nothing more annoying than getting a nice lather going and then the water shuts off and you have to wave your hand under the faucet like an asshole trying to get it to come back on.

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[monsterone]

holy shit. if we all start complaining, i bet we can have legislation passed that all doors must be hadicapped accessible(where you hit a button and the door opens automatically)

auto toilets and faucets, plus they have automatic towel dispensors, germaphobes have it made.

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[TheGameHHH]

I'm always conscious when I touch Jennitalia

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[Freebird]

But is she?:)

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[Jennitalia]

But I love it when you touch me.

Especially Gamey.

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[KennethC]

I suppose I live dangerously and trust my immune system to do its job. I do my business, wash my hands and trust my luck.

Does anyone have any scientific data on the dangers of urine exposure? I mean Jimmy Norton is still alive and kicking, hanging out with Jesse Camp and Randi of the Redwoods on MTV.

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[Lisa Croft]

I hate germs on my hands. That's why I flush public toilets with my mouth.

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[curtoid]

Wussies!

I suppose I live dangerously and trust my immune system to do its job. I do my business, wash my hands and trust my luck.

Amen!

The only ones who will survive the plague will be those who weren't afraid of a little helpful germs.



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[Gmann]

I hate germs on my hands. That's why I flush public toilets with my mouth.





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[TheGameHHH]

But I love it when you touch me.

Especially Gamey.
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[SatCam]

Ewww, you guys use PUBLIC BATHROOMS?

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[TheMojoPin]

I prefer at least one party to be unconscious when I'm touching genitalia.

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If my shoelaces touch the floor, it's all over...


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[sr71blackbird]

Here is my move; I walk in and grab some paper towels and shove it under my arm and procede to the urinal. Hold myself when urinating and then use the paper to pull the handle. I then use the paper to open the tap and wash my hands and use the paper again to turn it off. I toss the paper and use new paper to dry my hands and use that paper to open the door and casually toss that paper either in the can near the door or on the floor if they dont have the can near it (most do).

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[Katylina]

However, I open the door with my sleeve or a paper towel.


I am obsessed with not touching dirty objects-- especially in places like trains, restaurants, and malls. Actually-- any public place. I usually pull my sleeves over my hands or wear my gloves (in winter). I am severely grossed out when I have to share weights at the gym, and I forget my workout gloves. Just the other day I was in yoga class, and we had our faces smushed on the mats in this twisted kind of leg over other leg ass in the air type of position. She is telling us to relax into the pose, and all I am thinking of is how many dirty bare feet have touched the mat where my cheek is now resting. I was so tense, and I think I got a fucking knot in my shoulder because of that (can that happen?) Someone tried to massage it out, and it hurt so much I screamed like he was raping me, and told him HANDS DOWN, like I tell the kiddies when they go to scracth me or flap their hands. Long story short-- OCD- ya think?

And forget those wet naps in Ed's bathroom. I use them every single time I go in there (not because he's dirty, just because I just HAVE to). First I take a piss, then I use tp, next I use the wet nap, then I use tp again to dry. After that it is time to wash my hands.

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[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

I have an immune system, I say put it to work. It's not like I am going to catch AIDS from a bathroom doorknob.

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[sr71blackbird]

Your immune system is getting a workout all day long, so I try and avoid germs as much as possible, especially in resturants, because I sure dont want anyones funk on my hands and then procede to eat anything. I take the train and hold onto the rail and always scrub the shit out of my hands once I get where Im going because it skeeves me out. The gym mats and benches are also a source of skeeve for me, so I use a towel as much as possible and wash up after.

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[fluffernutter]

we had our faces smushed on the mats in this twisted kind of leg over other leg ass in the air type of position


HOT!

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[samnyc]

I am obsessed with not touching dirty objects


That must make it difficult to run a little girl batch.

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Maybe you should get some antibacterial hand goo. I don't know if they have an anti-penis one but this might help suit your needs.

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[Katylina]

That must make it difficult to run a little girl batch.


Are you kidding me? I have the greatest vibrator in the world! I have enough hand goo to last me a life time, Sarah, er, booboo.

Besides-- sex secretions never bothered me one bit.

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[BooBooKittyFuck]

no no sweetie i have the greatest vibrator in the world... it has a smiley face right on the head. 8)

i will buy you one for christmas that sings "oh come all ye faithful"

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[shamus mcfitzy]

i bet we can have legislation passed that all doors must be handicapped accessible(where you hit a button and the door opens automatically)


but then we'll be touching the same buttons dirty cripples press!!!! I'll catch polio!!!!


I hate germs on my hands. That's why I flush public toilets with my mouth.


i gotta admit that i got a chubby after reading that.....