Funny as a...

[sr71blackbird]

One legged fireman kicking down a door!




Any other old school retorts to bad jokes?

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[JesterOfSadness]

I dont know, but the most common question everyone got when I was in elementary school was

"Are you PT?"

Better yet, Just swallow some jacks-CM Punk

[Hottub]

Funny as a crutch, Ritch.


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[reeshy]

Funny as a fire in an orphanage!!!

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[Lacey29]

BEIN THE REDNECK I AM......i cant forget these two...
my uncle Oogie ( yes thats his name ) sayin to his son about a lie he told: " THAT DAWG DONT hUNT!"

and....phonecall to friend, "Hey whats goin on?"...
friend," Nuttin much, just stirrin aroun like a three legged cat with mange."

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[Jennitalia]

my uncle Oogie ( yes thats his name )

I have an uncle Guggie

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[Iamnotatool]

I have an uncle Guggie


I once hocked a Loogie.


I'm funny as a turd in a punchbowl.

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[Jennitalia]

you made me chuckle.
and i havent even seen your teeny weenie yet :)

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[Yerdaddy]

Funny as a fire in an orphanage!!!


That's as funny as a fart in a phonebooth!!!

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[Iamnotatool]

and i havent even seen your teeny weenie yet



Now we're talking funny as a fart in church.




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[Tall_James]

Hell, even a blind hog can find an acorn once in a while.


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[BoondockSaint]

Hell, even a blind hog can find an acorn once in a while.

That was so funny I fogot to laugh.

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[Iamnotatool]

You also 'fogot' an R

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[BoondockSaint]

touche

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[Tall_James]

That was so funny I fogot to laugh.

Howdy.....fogot !!!!


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[FUNKMAN]

Funny as a heart attack...

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[BoondockSaint]

Rakim always said:
"I got a question as serious as cancer"

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[SuperClerk]

Funny as a screen door on a battle ship.
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Nothin???

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[Iamnotatool]

Clerk, thats a Polish joke, thats weak.


Either that or a blonde joke.

As a blonde Pollock, I take offense

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[blakjeezis]

. . . football bat.

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[keithy_19]

As funny as a whore with AIDS!

BAH-ZING!

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[sr71blackbird]

funny as a flood in an Alka Seltzer factory

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[SuperClerk]

Clerk, thats a Polish joke, thats weak.


I take it you've never seen the movie.

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