Jessica and Ashlee Simpson

[Fallon]

Looks like Jessica's younger sister Ashlee is also getting a reality show on MTV soon. So the question is asked... Who's hotter?

Jessica.
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Ashlee
http://home.comcast.net/~rmfallon/Ashlee.jpg

[JPMNICK]

Holy shit, her little sister is hot as hell. how old is she?

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[monsterone]

fuck your poll. it should be, who would you batch to more? you'd have to give me a weekend to decide.

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[monsterone]

buy the way, if i could only come back in my next life as jessica's button and ashley's necklace after.

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[JPMNICK]

Tried to post pics, but would not allow hyperlinking. To lazy to host it myself.

Who is the little one's dad, jay leno? check that chin out.

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This message was edited by JPMNICK on 3-24-04 @ 1:27 AM

[fluffernutter]

http://home.comcast.net/~rmfallon/Ashlee.jpg


There was this one bit on one of The Office Christmas specials where David was out with dates from a dating service. He mentioned to the one girl "Nice necklace". The girl explained she got it from her mom. David then went to explain that women wear necklaces to make men's eyes go automatically to the breasts. She said she got it from her mother before she died which then David mentioned that her dead mother probably wore it to show off her breasts. The girl asked that her mother's dead breasts be left out of the conversation.

Nice necklace Ashlee and very VERY nice breasts.



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[JustJon]

At the very least, a necklace is there to draw attention to the breasts if it falls right between them like that.

I've seen pics of Ashlee before, but she didn't have those breasts in them.

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[Melrapuo]

Ashlee is f'in hot. I don't care if he has a Chevy Chase-like chin. Much hotter than Jessica. And probably smarter, too.


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[Furtherman]

From those two pix, I'd say Jessica.

Ashlee looks too much like Leelee Sobieski in that picture.

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[Gmann]

Tried to post pics, but would not allow hyperlinking. To lazy to host it myself.

Who is the little one's dad, jay leno? check that chin out.

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Yeah....cause if she wanted to get down and have sex....youd be all " no no...its the chin...i can't"

[Hoojibs]

I think Jessica has the t's but Ashlee has the prettier face. So I guess my answer would be both.

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[JPMNICK]

Thats not what I was saying at all. I think she is hot as hell. I would not even have to think twice about banging her.

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[JustJon]

Do you think she kidnapped Reese Witherspoon's chin?

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[mdr55]

We should have another poll like:

Which sisters are hotter? (or would you bang):

the Olsens twins
the Barbie twins
the Simpson sisters
the Hilton sisters
the Spears sisters
All of the above

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[grlNIN]

Jessica still, she's a complete moron which gives you the advantage of tricking her into doing dirty, dirty things.


Plus there was an episode that the sister was on and she so did NOT have those breasts. I'm saying that picture was 100% Photoshopped.

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[Tall_James]

Plus there was an episode that the sister was on and she so did NOT have those breasts. I'm saying that picture was 100% Photoshopped.


They did the same thing with Oswald.

http://www.konformist.com/jfkland/oswald.jpg
...but his tits weren't as sweet.


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[mikeyboy]

the Simpson sisters


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[Fallon]

I'm saying that picture was 100% Photoshopped.
It was from some event she went to and I found it on a fan site. Don't think it's been edited (besides me making it smaller).

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[angrymissy]

it's called a push-up bra

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the Simpson sisters

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[A.J.]

Ashlee is definitely prettier.

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[Hottub]

I would probably have to take them both out for a "Test Drive". It's like going to the Caddilac dealer and deciding if you want the Deville or the CTS.

If you get the leather seats on either model, the baby-batter wipes up nicely.

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[Katylina]

Which one is the goer?

I like Jessica better.

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[Se7en]

It's too tough to call. I'd do both, and consider it a good day.



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[Arienette]

i think jessica's hotter. you can't really tell in that picture, though. her hair looks like shit.

try this one:

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[canofsoup15]

I'd do them both inside out upside down and around. But i'd go an extra mile for jessica.

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Isn't that just Britney Spears with a couple of alternate aliases?

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