What would you do?

[keithy_19]

I was in my first period art class and this girl who sits in the table to the right of me got up to go change her contact. She stood up and sat down. Next thing you know she slouched over in her chair and staretd drooling and staring. What would you do?

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[JesterOfSadness]

Was she staring at you or something? Or was she spazzing out?

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Are you sure you weren't sitting next to Stephen Hawking?

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This message was edited by East Side Dave on 3-16-04 @ 5:31 PM

[JPMNICK]

replace change her contact withingested the Date Dape Drug and this story not only makes more sense, but now is actually good.

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[monsterone]

you should be in a special school for children with mutant powers. you're ability to bore people into unconsciouness is dangerous.


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[keithy_19]

I wasn't talking to her. I was just sitting there drawign and this happened.

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[shamus mcfitzy]

explain it more dick. Did she look like she was blacked out? Was she staring voluntarilly? You tell a story like Helen Keller with a mouth full of marbles.

[Jennitalia]

She wants you.

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[TheMojoPin]

She magically travelled through time, joined the message board, read this thread, and fell into a coma of confusion and rage.

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"If it weren't for my horse . . ."

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[Freakshow]

What would you do?

She's clearly performing the mating ritual. Club her over the head and take her back to your cave.




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[StupidGirlllll]

Did she slurp her drool back into her mouth or did she just let it hang there?

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[Yerdaddy]

I'd tell you to take of that goddamn dress.

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[mdr55]

Did anyone ask her if she was okay??? Maybe she was having a seizure, epiletic attack or something.

Too bad you weren't in First Aid/CPR class cuz you could have gave her mouth to mouth. (or pretend trying to).

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[JohnnyCash]

Uh oh Keith, she might be one of those pot smoking girls!

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[Katylina]

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did she find her contact?

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[keithy_19]

She just zoned out it looked like. People asked her if she was ok. She didn't answer. Her eyes never closed. Your not supposed to go and touch someone when they have a seizure.

Luckily we had someone in the class who's sister has epilepsy. She was there and kinda knew what was going on.

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[smiler grogan]

Blech, slurping drool back up always makes me queezy.
As for the girl I would have stood up unzipped my pants and shoved my balls in her mouth. Then smack her till she awakens.

[JPMNICK]

You should have dragged her into the closet and fucked her. It might be your only chance

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[keithy_19]

Yes Kat, someone found her contact. The class was really cool about it.

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[Reephdweller]

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I sense a love connection.

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[SatCam]

So is she still sitting there?

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[shamus mcfitzy]

shoved my balls in her mouth. Then smack her till she awakens


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[ChickenHawk]

What would you do?
I'm gonna go to the Pie Pod!

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This message was edited by ChickenHawk on 3-17-04 @ 6:21 PM

[Patches]

"If it weren't for my horse . . ."


I wouldn't have spent that year in college...


Dude, what do you expect people to respond with? Dissertations on staring at retards?

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