View Full Version : The 'ol poop n' run...
Furtherman
03-16-2004, 07:11 AM
Man wears diaper to apply for job (http://abclocal.go.com/wls/news/strange/022604_ap_sn_diaper.html)
Man wears diaper to apply for job
February 26, 2004 (Pequannock, New Jersey) - Dress for success probably doesn't include wearing a diaper.
Authorities in northern New Jersey charge that William Rhode the Third went to a Roman Catholic school seeking a job application. Police say the 53-year-old Paterson man was wearing a diaper and pink stretch pants. According to police, Rhode pooped in his diaper when officials at the Holy Spirit School refused to give him a job application.
Police caught him a short time later near a local supermarket.
He faces child endangerment charges and is being held on $75,000 bail. A judge has also ordered a mental exam for Rhode.
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Funny story, but I also like how they used the word "pooped" instead of your standard "deficated". Much funnier.
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Katylina
03-16-2004, 07:21 AM
This must be one of Ed's distant relatives.
Ed's hot pants are lime green, and his diaper brand of choice is Depends.
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Tall_James
03-16-2004, 07:38 AM
If he poops in his own diaper and not on the floor, how is that breaking the law.
If that's considered breaking the law, my 2 year old should be featured on America's Most Wanted.
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JustJon
03-16-2004, 09:36 AM
but aren't they required by law to give him a job application?
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Recyclerz
03-16-2004, 09:48 AM
but aren't they required by law to give him a job application?
To wipe with?
Maybe Ron & Fez can get this guy to do an homage to Billy Staples by crapping on Wonderboy's paycheck!
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SatCam
03-16-2004, 10:11 AM
He faces child endangerment charges
Yea, those alter boys were in grave danger.
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ChickenHawk
03-16-2004, 10:13 AM
Rhode pooped in his diaper
Quality journalism.
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Doctor Manhattan
03-16-2004, 11:17 AM
I don't get it, Why was he charged with child endangerment while the priests who don't wear diapers but do touch the young boys are free to roam
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Authorities in northern New Jersey charge that William Rhode the Third went to a Roman Catholic school seeking a job application. Police say the 53-year-old Paterson man was wearing a diaper and pink stretch pants. According to police, Rhode pooped in his diaper when officials at the Holy Spirit School refused to give him a job application.
"Say hello to William Rhode the Forth."
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FUNKMAN
03-16-2004, 02:05 PM
guy was probably drunk... you know 'had a load on'...
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