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Tall_James
03-15-2004, 12:41 PM
He's got to put up with stuff like this.... (http://www.veryverygay.com/elijahwood/ewivvg.html)
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badorties
03-15-2004, 12:51 PM
gawker has been floating these rumours for the last few weeks ....
very funny that someone would care enough to create such a detailed website ....
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reeshy
03-15-2004, 01:30 PM
He's a pretty, pretty boy!!!!!!
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SatCam
03-15-2004, 02:25 PM
http://www.veryverygay.com/elijahwood/images/elijahkiss.gif
Hey, since when does this make him gay. I mean, haven't we all doen this once or twice in our life?
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reeshy
03-15-2004, 02:37 PM
I mean, haven't we all doen this once or twice in our life?
NO!!!!!!!
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monsterone
03-15-2004, 04:47 PM
http://www.veryverygay.com/elijahwood/images/elijahlapsitting.gif
Eljah with male costar sitting on lap = gay
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serVice
03-15-2004, 05:33 PM
http://www.veryverygay.com/elijahwood/images/elijah.gif
This has to be the gayest picture i've ever seen in my whole life. Only a picture of Liberace and Elton John having a threesome with George Micheal might be on par with this one.
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monsterone
03-15-2004, 05:43 PM
Only a picture of Liberace and Elton John having a threesome with George Micheal might be on par with this one.
funny cuz it's true.
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Se7en
03-15-2004, 06:30 PM
If he's gay, what's the big deal?
He is a very pretty man though. Sometimes I just want to cuddle him.
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monsterone
03-15-2004, 06:34 PM
I've been having this urge to fuck the bejeezus out of Elijah Wood.
oh the irony.
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Doctor Manhattan
03-15-2004, 07:23 PM
Dude, Franka Potente is hot, The guy who made that web page is gay and probably in love with Elijah (who is also gay)
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FUNKMAN
03-15-2004, 07:27 PM
'prince of the ring' he be...
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TheMojoPin
03-15-2004, 09:28 PM
Elijah Wood isn't real.
"He's" just the new identity Winona Ryder made up to jumpstart her career.
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http://www.poorlilrockstar.com/images/elijah.jpg
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monsterone
03-15-2004, 09:42 PM
thank you mojo for taking any kind of sexiness out of winona ryder; i have to bathe in bleach now...
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TheMojoPin
03-15-2004, 11:23 PM
Oh it gets worse...
Kirsten Dunst?
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Just Billy Corgan with a wig and overrated tits...and the same creepy li'l bean teeth, too!
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Se7en
03-16-2004, 05:38 AM
Goddamn, Mojo, you're kidding me, right?
.......RIGHT?....
Oh.....oh god......I...I have all these magazines........Oh God!
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03-16-2004, 08:14 AM
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