classic simpsons

[Freakshow]

Marge: So... you want to go on tour with a traveling freak show.
Homer: I don't think I have a choice, Marge.
Marge: Of course you have a choice.
Homer: How do you figure?
Marge: You don't have to join a freak show just because the opportunity came along.
Homer: You know, Marge, in some ways, you and I are very different people.



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Homer: What should I do with all this dirty, ill-gotten money?
Lisa: Well there are lots of needy children out there.
Homer: I see what you are saying. I need to buy a gun!

[KCfromDC]

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Bart : What happened, Dad? Did you screw up like the Beatles and say you were bigger than Jesus?
Homer : All the time! It was the title of our second album!

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[Freakshow]

Such attention to detail:

Barney is not wearing shoes.

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Homer: What should I do with all this dirty, ill-gotten money?
Lisa: Well there are lots of needy children out there.
Homer: I see what you are saying. I need to buy a gun!

[Djs11373]

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[badorties]

Lisa: "Dad, what if I told you you could lose weight without dieting or lifting a finger?"
Homer: "I'd say you're a lying scumbag - why sweetie?" (http://wav.briandulany.com/simpsons/scumbag.wav)

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[A.J.]

Homer: And you didn't think I'd make any money. I found a dollar while I was waiting for the bus.

Marge: While you were out "earning" that dollar, you lost forty dollars by not going to work. The plant called and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday.

Homer: Woo hoo! A four-day weekend!

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[TheMojoPin]

Homer: "Why don't you get off my lawn?!?"

Apu: "Why don't you make me?!?"

Homer: "Why don't I make you? Oh, I give up."

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[Patches]

Homer: You're in trouble now boy!

Bart: Why? She said nothing's wrong.

Homer: When a woman says there's nothing wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means EVERYTHING IS WRONG. And when a woman says 'that's not funny!', you better not laugh like hell!

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