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Heavy
03-14-2004, 04:55 PM
I couldnt wait to get this out. The single worst thing Ive ever seen in wrestling was Foley going down to Orton, who BTW is worthy enough to carry BOB Ortons jock. What a fucking disgrace. I almost think it got fucked up and shouldnt have ended that way. You bring back Rock and Mick to job to this guy and his partners?
And the 2nd worse thing Ive seen is this panty match without one tit or ass being exposed.
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KERMIT
03-14-2004, 04:59 PM
yea u hit it right on Wadd. Just Awful. Nice entrence by Ultimo
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newport king
03-14-2004, 04:59 PM
gimme some details!! foley went down? i'm glad to see the inexplicable orton push continues. i'd rather see test or a-train than this 3rd rate talent.
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KERMIT
03-14-2004, 05:01 PM
Foley was getting ready to do Mr Sacko. But Orton did his gay move and just pinned him. that was it.
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Heavy
03-14-2004, 05:05 PM
Ultimo the retard. Slips on the ramp then again trying to climb the turnbuckle. Great entrance deek.
Whatsup with Heenan? Looks like an AIDS patient or something.
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KERMIT
03-14-2004, 05:08 PM
Whatsup with Heenan? Looks like an AIDS patient or something.
I think he had some kind of cancer of somthing.
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KERMIT
03-14-2004, 05:16 PM
Great Cruiser wieghts and no sell goldberg vs lesner i can watch the Sapranos. :)
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Heavy
03-14-2004, 05:19 PM
All they had to do was team these 2 along with Batista, Pump, Big show w/Cena as the front man and you have a crew that rivals the great NWO as heel team of all time. Morons.
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Mike Teacher
03-14-2004, 05:22 PM
wow, Les. Two whole lines.
You have a future in journalism.
Anyone who saw this want to give a *real* review?
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Heather 8
03-14-2004, 05:28 PM
YOU SOLD OUT.
Someone 'splain... how is just walking away selling out?
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Heavy
03-14-2004, 05:31 PM
Who sold out?? Who sold out!!!!!???
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KERMIT
03-14-2004, 05:32 PM
Lesner Wadd. This was prob one of the worst matches ever.
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This message was edited by KERMIT on 3-14-04 @ 9:33 PM
It may have sucked, but there WILL NOT be a more entertaining match this year than Goldberg/Austin.
But I agree with Peachy. How is giving up a multimillion dollar contract selling out?
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KERMIT
03-14-2004, 05:39 PM
Was that fucking wise? Making it look like somthing is blowinng up in the middle of NYC?
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who6489
03-14-2004, 05:57 PM
I came in on the Lesnar/Goldberg match. Y A W N!
I was surprised that Bill won clean. I guess it was in his contract. Very surprised that the match was THAT lame! I thought they'd both try at least!
Oh and why in the Hell do they INSIST on putting Rikishi and Scotty over?! Even with Sexay they sucked!
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walking joint
03-14-2004, 05:59 PM
even if they did put on a good match, the crowd was not giving it a chance. they were so against both guys. the "You Sold Out Chant" worked so much better when a guy would leave ECW to go to the WWF or WCW. not the same when you leave the money behind to go into something not guaranteed at all. i like Lesnar and wish him the best. my favorite part was him giving the crowd the finger, as to me they deserve it. if it didn't go public he was leaving they would have cheered him 100% and booed Goldberg out of the building...which is what i was waiting for. Lesnar to me was one of the most enjoyable newcomers to the WWE in a while, but if he didn't enjoy the job i sure won't get on him for leaving it. i wish i could leave my job, but i have bills to pay so i can't.
newport king
03-14-2004, 06:04 PM
you people suck at reviewing matches, name the match, a short summary along with opinion and name the winner. it isnt that hard. btw bret hart show up yet?
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Heavy
03-14-2004, 06:13 PM
Am I the only one that thinks Molly looks hotter bald?
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whorehay
03-14-2004, 06:37 PM
WMXX highlights for those who didnt order it
summed up
opening video ended with "where it all begins again" and
showed vince, shane and shanes baby
they brought out the hall of famers for another chance to
shine
the new logo seems to be the old school block style without
the "f"
theres a new titan tron via huge video on the entrance
walkway
jesse ventura "interviewed" donald trump. ventura said
there should be a wrestler in the white house in 2008
molly holly is bald
goldberg.lesner was horrid. crowd made the match with all
the taunting
there was a huge fireworks display outside MSG, al qaeda
style.
Ultimo dragon slipped twice. will probably be found dead
early tomorrow night hanging in his hotel room
bobby heenan and mean gene were buster having sex with
moolah and mae young
scotty 2 hottie and rikishi won and got to dance!!!
vince came out and said thanks to the fans
NO NUDITY in the PLAYBOY match
cena won the US title from big show
eddie g beat angle
and now taker.kane. paul bearer comes out with the urn.
then druids, lightening in the arena.finally comes out. still
looks like a biker with a cowboy hat on. the bikertaker.
what a dissapointment. oh well.
thats my attempt at the WMZZ, err, WMXX cliffnotes.
this is like a marathon. 1 1/2 hours to go. i'm mentally out
of breath already.
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phixion
03-14-2004, 06:41 PM
if you're not gonna give us a review at least let us know who the winners and losers are so far, and any big news. did taker show up yet?
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KERMIT
03-14-2004, 06:42 PM
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS ITS PAUL BEAR
Ok this is the damn underbiker with the Undertakers music this sucks.
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whorehay
03-14-2004, 06:47 PM
like i said, i just gave cliff notes
if you want all the details, check out random sites
http://www.wrestlingexposed.com/ for example
it's all right there
WRESTLINGFAN
03-14-2004, 06:51 PM
This undertaker gimmick is actually decent. old school with the biker look
FIRE SATHER!!!!!!!
Heavy
03-14-2004, 06:53 PM
Undertaker and Kane are trading fake punches and feet 2 feet from the face. Taker almost got fucked up when he was dropped too far from the ropes and had to REACH with everything he had and luckily for him he was able to grab them sving his face from breaking.
EDIT: Tombstone, Taker wins. Yay.
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phixion
03-14-2004, 06:56 PM
wait takers not in the dead man gimmick? now im fucking glad i didnt order it.
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KERMIT
03-14-2004, 06:58 PM
This undertaker gimmick is actually decent. old school with the biker look
We were promised the damn deadman not the underbiker with the deadmans music. and moves.
its like watching Aarone boone wearing the 13 jersey and saying he is Fucking Arod. HE WOULD NOT BE AROD.
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JesterOfSadness
03-14-2004, 07:01 PM
I'm glad I didn't order it either. Good Job WWE you f's
Better yet, Just swallow some jacks-CM Punk
The all leather look was pretty cool.
However, he sold WAY too much. He should not have been selling at all if they wanted the deadman to return.
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Heavy
03-14-2004, 07:10 PM
So far this whole thing has sucked.
Heres the final match and i better see tits, a run in, a screw job, blood and a big surprise guest.
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Heavy
03-14-2004, 07:21 PM
Bingo, we got blood
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KERMIT
03-14-2004, 07:24 PM
And HHH Titts
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Dude, they showed tits one time 5 years ago. It will never happen again. Deal with it.
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WRESTLINGFAN
03-14-2004, 07:30 PM
Yes!!!! HHH Loses
FIRE SATHER!!!!!!!
Heavy
03-14-2004, 07:31 PM
Hey guess what, this is a great match. And Benoits not the reason.
Well HHH tapped out. Thats a shame, he and Marry Micheals carried this match.
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KERMIT
03-14-2004, 07:32 PM
BENIOT. u gotta give it to Tripps for steping up and doing a clean job. Pretty good match.
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Heavy
03-14-2004, 07:36 PM
Yea great match. Without it the only hing even mildly enteraining was Rock imitating Flair, THAT was fucking great. Outside of that, we had a 4 1/2 Raw.
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It was a three match show.
1) Lesnar/Goldberg for sheer comedic entertainment value.
2) Eddie/Angle for match of the night. Although, it reaffirmed my hatred for Michael Cole. Hey asswipe, if Eddie reverses a move to a roll up, it is not stealing the match. Johnm Cena stole the match by cheating. Those roll up attempts by Eddie would have been a clean victory you stupid fuck.
3) Benoit/HHH/Michaels for mark out value. I admit I was sitting there saying "Tap out you son of a bitch"
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KERMIT
03-14-2004, 07:45 PM
It was a three match show.
1) Lesnar/Goldberg for sheer comedic entertainment value.
2) Eddie/Angle for match of the night. Although, it reaffirmed my hatred for Michael Cole. Hey asswipe, if Eddie reverses a move to a roll up, it is not stealing the match. Johnm Cena stole the match by cheating. Those roll up attempts by Eddie would have been a clean victory you stupid fuck.
3) Benoit/HHH/Michaels for mark out value. I admit I was sitting there saying "Tap out you son of a bitch"
Agreed. And trish being evil was very hot also.
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who6489
03-14-2004, 07:56 PM
It was a three match show.
1) Lesnar/Goldberg for sheer comedic entertainment value.
2) Eddie/Angle for match of the night. Although, it reaffirmed my hatred for Michael Cole. Hey asswipe, if Eddie reverses a move to a roll up, it is not stealing the match. Johnm Cena stole the match by cheating. Those roll up attempts by Eddie would have been a clean victory you stupid fuck.
3) Benoit/HHH/Michaels for mark out value. I admit I was sitting there saying "Tap out you son of a bitch"
Agreed. And trish being evil was very hot also.
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Agreed on both!!
I was screaming for Crips to tap, and was legitimately shocked when he did! Cudos to HHH for dropping the belt to Benoit at 'Mania instead of waiting 'til the next PPV in Edmonton. Which reminds me, what's up with them now sayin' Benoit "resides in Atlanta Georgia"?
I sense a heel turn in a few weeks :eg:
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CYYYFYYY
03-14-2004, 08:00 PM
I am thrilled the Rock and Foley lost... why should 2 guys who don;t wrestle win??????
Funniest thing of the night.... When Shawn was about to tap out and Helmsley grabbed his hand up so he would not.
Best match (And there really were not that many good matches) Shawn vs Helmsley vs Beniot
Worst match (Not counting the Divas match) Goldberg vs Lesner even though it was fun to watch the fans turn on Lesner. I think he is a great talent and the WWE pumped him and he leaves... That deserves booing
Tag matches were boring and both champs won
Light match was decent but very predictable. Chavo won.
Undertaker vs Kane. IT was nice to see Taker back as the dead man but the match was very obvious but hey I still liked it.
Cena vs Big Show... Decent match... I think Cena celebrated a bit much after the match and his opening rap was dissapointing.
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Se7en
03-14-2004, 08:02 PM
HHH.....taps. In the main event of Wrestlemania. TO BENOIT.
I just saw some pork fly by my window. And my contacts in the seventh layer of Hell are telling me it's about 24 below zero down there.
I........I must savor this new world - where Benoit and Eddie Guerrero simultaneously possess the two world titles. It's like a fine wine, this new reality, and I must enjoy each and every taste of it.....Because I can't think of another time that the two most deserving men in the entire company (not to mention the two best workers in the company) have held the belts at the same time.
As an aside: Damn, I guess that puts the "Lesnar leaving is a work" argument to bed, doesn't it?
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Heather 8
03-14-2004, 08:17 PM
Eddie/Angle for match of the night. Although, it reaffirmed my hatred for Michael Cole. Hey asswipe, if Eddie reverses a move to a roll up, it is not stealing the match. Johnm Cena stole the match by cheating. Those roll up attempts by Eddie would have been a clean victory you stupid fuck.
"But--but--it's his gimmick! He lies, cheats and steals! Get it? GET IT?!! ...aw screw you, I'll just go back with screwing up the names of those silly technical manuevers."
(ETA: Holly shit, did I ever fuck up my picks for this PPV. Damn you Trips, why don't you ever win when I "want" you to?)
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FollowThisLogic
03-14-2004, 08:32 PM
Okay, every match sucked except Jericho/Christian and HHH/HBK/Benoit. EVERY MATCH. Yes, Eddie/Angle included. It was a mediocre match, by normal standards. By Eddie/Angle standards, it was fucking horrible.
Brock/Berg.... AWFUL, but I'm glad the crowd knew it, and expressed it well, with "Boring" and "This match sucks" chants. "You sold out" may not be accurate, but what else can you chant in this situation? "You're turning your back on the business that made you" doesn't chant well.
Evening Gown match.... no it wasn't. If it was, it was over before it began, and Torrie/Sable lost. But it wasn't. It was what you might somehow call a "Playboy match" even though there was no nudity..... and if you were expecting to see any, you're retarded. I guess a "Playboy match" could just be defined as a regular match but wrestled in underwear.
Victoria covered her ass too much. Molly didn't show her tits enough. That would have been all that match was worth.
Evolution going over.... pointless. Stupid.
Taker's return...... FUCK YOU, TAKER. I HATE YOU. Two months of teasing the REAL Taker..... a real Taker entrance, Paul Bearer and all...... AND HE'S JUST THE FUCKING BIKER WITH A TAKER HAT AND A TRENCHCOAT ON. And he wasn't slow and no-selling like the real Taker, he brawled like the biker. Expect the return of the bike itself next time you see him.
Cruiserweight Open.... short! Go figure!
The two tag matches were pointless wastes of time that I'll never get back. Not even any fucking title changes.
Jericho/Christian... good. Trish turning... expected, but still done okay. And I didn't think she could look evil, but she did.
HHH/HBK/Benoit.... fucking awesome. Not just because HHH tapped to the crossface.... it was an awesome match.
-Edit- <b>Yo Tazz</b>, Eddie cheated/stole because he had his feet on the ropes.
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JesterOfSadness
03-14-2004, 08:43 PM
(ETA: Holly shit, did I ever fuck up my picks for this PPV. Damn you Trips, why don't you ever win when I "want" you to?)
You arent the only one. CURSE YOU Lesnar, RVD and Booker, and fuck you scotty and rikishi. God i sucked this PPV and yeah fuck you trips too :mad:
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KERMIT
03-14-2004, 09:25 PM
Taker's return...... FUCK YOU, TAKER. I HATE YOU. Two months of teasing the REAL Taker..... a real Taker entrance, Paul Bearer and all...... AND HE'S JUST THE FUCKING BIKER WITH A TAKER HAT AND A TRENCHCOAT ON. And he wasn't slow and no-selling like the real Taker, he brawled like the biker. Expect the return of the bike itself next time you see him.
That is exactly what i have been saying all night. That was AWFUL.
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JustJon
03-14-2004, 09:40 PM
In person, Brock/Goldberg was fun because we just chanted so much shit at them that it looked like they were about to crack up laughing. Near me, some scrawny kid was dressed as Hogna and hilarious. We all started chanting "Hogan" and cheered when he played the belt and ripped off his shirt.
Eddie/Angle was some great old school mat wrestling.
Christian/Y2J was just a great match.
The Benoit/HBK/HHH match was some great spots with mediocre indy style transitions, but triple threats rarely work cleanly throughout. HHH grabbing HBK's arm was great.
It was also damn cool seeing Eddie come out to celebrate with Benoit, then Nancy and the rest of Benoit's family.
When they announced the evening gown match, I knew was going to go south as soon as they announced "pinfall or submission." pinfall or submission in an evening gown match???
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FollowThisLogic
03-14-2004, 09:57 PM
It was also damn cool seeing Eddie come out to celebrate with Benoit, then Nancy and the rest of Benoit's family.
Ooooo, off-camera ending. They shut it off with Eddie and Benoit hugging and crying, and went to a long highlight video of the night, like every WM.
When they announced the evening gown match, I knew was going to go south as soon as they announced "pinfall or submission." pinfall or submission in an evening gown match???
Heh, I thought the same damn thing...
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Tenbatsuzen
03-14-2004, 10:37 PM
My jaw dropped... seriously... when Triple H tapped.
I had a feeling that Benoit was gonna win the title, but not in that fashion. The camera lingered just a little bit too long on Benoit staring at the title when the ref showed it to him pre-match.
Given Shawn's new direction in life, instead of a Muta scale, should we follow a Passion scale for that bladejob?
Seeing Molly get her head shaved was just... disturbing. In a really bad way.
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03-14-2004, 10:46 PM
Molly getting her head shaved while having her wrists restrained = HOT!
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fluffernutter
03-14-2004, 11:12 PM
I just saw some pork fly by my window.
Funny as shit, thanks for the laughs. Not only did I think I saw the same thing but the pig then proceeded to come in and take the bacon off of my Turkey Hoagie.
Being literally over the fence on the WWE as of late becasue it has just been so sub-par (but I still watch! UGH!) things were really shaping up that way again though a WrestleMania that I was not really looking forward to but since WM III it has been a yearly tradition.
Jericho/Christian got my hopes up and the Trish heel turn was quite nice to see. I love the classic heel turn and I see it happen so rarely anymore.
Eddie/Angle I liked cause they are two of my favorites. Pretty decent match and glad Eddie held the belt.
Brock/Goldberg was a shit break for two of my friends and almost made me go right there on the couch. It was painful to watch and I could not wait for it to be over. Now with the Brock leaving work/angle/whatever, I still have no idea what is going on with that. I saw it as how it was mentioned on the PPV then it was an angle situation but then again I never can tell anyway. It seems like something Vince would conjure up to suck in all the marks and create some chatter while he just laughs giddily behind the curtain.
Benoit/HBK/HHH really surprised me because I just look at the thing as Trips and Shawn's playground and they don't really look upon Benoit with the respect he deserves. I just get that vibe from both of them and like they will roll with the punches for a while and then either of the two will win the match. As pigs did fly and my jaw dropped as well, I cannot remember the last time I actually shed a tear in happiness at a wrestling match. That was probably one of the coolest things I have ever seen take place in the middle of a ring next to the comeback of Ric Flair in WCW. I know all this stuff is scripted but you could just tell that Benoit was taking it all in as he had Trips in the crossface. It must have been an endless moment just waiting for the tap with everything going through his mind of all the hard work and blood and sacrifice to get to this pinnacle in his career. If anything it makes me look forward to RAW a bit more tomorrow evening.
...and the Undertaker? All that buildup and he comes out like 7even (Dustin Runnels) on Nitro. Almost even MOD Undertaker.
Baby.
Again, after all that buildup. I was just hoping for more I guess. Maybe buckles on his outfit like he had when he WAS the DeadMan! Paul Bearer was very cool though. That almost got me really excited for the old school Undertaker.
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FollowThisLogic
03-15-2004, 12:01 AM
Given Shawn's new direction in life, instead of a Muta scale, should we follow a Passion scale for that bladejob?
As a friend of mine put it... "I guess god directed him toward an artery."
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Assscat
03-15-2004, 12:26 AM
I have been out of wrestling for awhile but I always manage to watch the Wrestlemania's (like most people I know.) Taker vs. Kane was just slow-mo big guy wrestling - stupid. Guerrero vs. Angle was excellent. For once I thought Triple H did good in a wrestling match, he didn't no-sell like always he took his beating and didn't trample everyone, Benoit deserved the title more then anyone probably and I'm glad he won for once, instead of cementing HHH as the undefeatable kind of WWE.
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WRESTLINGFAN
03-15-2004, 03:00 AM
Fuck Guerrero!!!! I hope for the next PPV Angle gets his due and finally defeats him. Id like for Angle to have him in the Ankle lock and not release it and really break Guerrero's Ankle.
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RF Godfather
03-15-2004, 04:07 AM
Why the hell did Mick get pinned by Orton? In NYC no less? Trish turn is good, Molly bald is odd, only celeb is The Donald?
Glad Eddy retained and Benoit got the clean victory over Triple H.
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RF Godfather
03-15-2004, 04:14 AM
I liked the Taker intro pretty much the same like WM in 1998 but why did Taker have his biker getup?
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RF Godfather
03-15-2004, 04:22 AM
Oh yeah thank you my fellow NYers for booing Brock and chanting YOU SOLD OUT throughout his match. Glad Goldberg got booed as well and Austin stunned both bastards!
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Yo Tazz, Eddie cheated/stole because he had his feet on the ropes.
Yea, at the end of the match he did. But I am talking about Cole screaming that he ALMOST stole one when he reversed a move into a roll up for a two count.
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03-15-2004, 05:32 AM
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FollowThisLogic
03-15-2004, 05:36 AM
Yea, at the end of the match he did. But I am talking about Cole screaming that he ALMOST stole one when he reversed a move into a roll up for a two count.
Oh. Pfft, this is the guy where everything's a fucking "explosion".... what did you expect, good announcing on the show? That would require the WWE to have at least one good announce team.
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Freebird
03-15-2004, 06:14 AM
During the nightgown match, hearing Tazz "that's not my pencil" was just hilarious!! Sometimes his delivery and timing are just perfect!
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fluffernutter
03-15-2004, 06:16 AM
It's nice to see FTL floating around these parts again.
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RingWraith
03-15-2004, 07:44 AM
Well, I like to say after being at MSG for this event, it was by far the most fun I had. Except getting in the building before the show. I mean, there are four main entrances and it felt like everyone was going to just one entrance "Tower D". Oh well.
Most of the matches were great, and even the crappy ones were fun to make fun of there.
The most memorable for me obviously, was the Lesner/Goldberg match as match-wise was horrible, but the crowd was really all over both guys. I knew at the start of the match the crowd was going to sing the "good-bye chant" during this match.
But I was a little surprised with the "You sold out chants", but I guess it's a popular chant to say whenever a wrestler is leaving.
Anyhoo, congrats to Benoit for the title win as that was a great main event.
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Yeah, TJ is the king of the floaters.
Except for the fact that I got there at 8 in the morning and left at 1 with no tickets, I did get some interesting souveniers.
Tag matches were useless. So was the evening gown match. The taker costume ruined the match for me. Everything else I enjoyed for one reason or another. And I don't like Brock or Goldberg, so I chose to not even recognize that it exist.
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FollowThisLogic
03-15-2004, 10:40 AM
Yeah, y'know, I pop in now and then, contribute every once in a while... heh.
I just HAD to comment on that suckfest, though.
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sleepyeyed_Jynx
03-15-2004, 11:19 AM
I liked the Taker intro pretty much the same like WM in 1998 but why did Taker have his biker getup?
I think the fed were trying to go for the "he just got out of the grave" angle with him still wearing biker clothes. But I certainly would've wanted to see him in his old attire. Also, the 1998 WMXIV entrance must have been his best. With all those guys coming out with the burning sticks with him walking through them wearing that black cape, it was awesome.
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newport king
03-15-2004, 03:29 PM
Why don't you just pay for it you cheap SOB?
i can't dickface. cablevision doesn't offer PPV unless you are a digital subscriber. and even if they did just on principal of getting free ppv's fr the last 5 years i wouldn't do it.
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walking joint
03-15-2004, 04:42 PM
not sure if anyone posted this, but ESPN's page 2 has a good article reviewing Wrestlemania. the Undertaker/Kane part is funny.
Page 2 Wrestlemania review (http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/040315)
JustJon
03-16-2004, 06:36 AM
Did anyone else notice the Druid who set himself on fire and had to be put out with a fire extinguisher?
Where I was sitting, you could see part of backstage, and they kept lighting shit on fire back there. The torches kept dripping and the extinguisher was literally following each druid out. It was pretty funny.
And Hosp, scalpers were everywhere. I even had them offerring me tickets outside Toys R Us.
I watched the Goldberg/Lesnar match on tv later that night and it was really funny to hear them spin the audience chants. We all knew both guys were leaving, and suddenly JR acknowledges the Lesnar NFL shit. I'm sure they had no fucking clue what the Hogan chant was about.
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Crippler
03-16-2004, 07:46 AM
not sure if anyone posted this, but ESPN's page 2 has a good article reviewing Wrestlemania. the Undertaker/Kane part is funny.
Someone sent me that article this morning & I laughed my ass off. Sometimes it's good to see that even guys who get paid to write about sports have the same roots that you do...at least the part about being a huge wrestling fan.
As far as WMXX itself is concerned, I know I'm a little late to the party, but I have to give HHH credit for doing the right thing. It helped to wrap up an otherwise lack-luster PPV with a bang & I thank him for that. I must admit, they really got me with the psychology at the end of the match. Just as HHH went for the gut-kick that preceeds the pedigree, I went ballistic..."NO, DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN!! LAY DOWN YOU SELFISH FUCK." I really thought HHH was about to retain, so the emotional swing that followed when it was reversed & he eventually tapped was even better.
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