animal vs. animal

[bigbaldirish]

i know there was thread like this awhile ago, but i couldn't find it.

but tonight at 7pm on animal planet hippo vs. croc (http://www.discovery.com/?channel=APL)

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[FUNKMAN]

i think the croc will beat the hippopotamus from top to bottomus...

now if it were an elephant?

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[East Side Dave]

I'd take croc over hippo but DEFINITETLY shark over croc! I'm no dummmy!

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[FUNKMAN]

don't forget, chihuahas are tough too...

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[furie]

$5 on the hippo


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[East Side Dave]

You're on, hippy.

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[reeshy]

My money's on the Hippo too,,,shit, all he's got to do is fall on that faggot croc and it's all over!!!!!

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[East Side Dave]

Let's just say hippo DID fall on croc, Bad Touch, croc would STILL eat through hippo!!!! You're all fucking crazy!!!!

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[reeshy]

Yea, but as DVEvelEd will tell you,, when that croc hits the Hippo's intestines, all the hippo shit will drown the croc....that's scientific!!!!!

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[East Side Dave]

Bull shit!!!! Where do you get your science from- Crazy-Old-Man-Who-Used-To-Be-Stationed-In-San-Diego University??????!!

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[East Side Dave]

You got me so mad I'm double posting, Bad Touch!! ARHGHGHGH!!

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

The answer is obvious! HIPPO!

Yeah, the croc has jaws of steel, but they're no match for the hippo. The hippo is way bigger and tougher than a croc. A croc bites the hippo, then what? It's not like the croc could take the hippo down. Sure, the hippo will suffer battle scars, but will come out on top.

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[reeshy]

See, Dave, see!!!!! Even Alice has disproven your"theory"...go back to that so-called radio station of yours so I can start making my crank-calls!!!!!!!

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[East Side Dave]

Hippo is FAT and STUPID.....like Al Roker! Croc is cunning like Storm Landers from channel 7 or at least the guy who does the weather from channel 9 I forget his name!!!

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[East Side Dave]

See, Dave, see!!!!! Even Alice has disproven your"theory"...go back to that so-called radio station of yours so I can start making my crank-calls!!!



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[reeshy]

Ok Dave...now you're ticking me off...besides channel 9 weather is right only 37.73% of the time anyhow!!! I'm gonna fool you when I call the studio and tell you I'm Mr. Nice Guy...you'll never know it's me!!!!!

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[East Side Dave]

I'll know it's you by that disturbing smoker's cough and the faint sounds of children struggling in the background, you creep!!!

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[Se7en]

Hippo would win. It's larger and stronger, and quite possibly MORE vicious. Probably smarter too; I'd give a mammal the edge in the smarts department 9 times out of 10 when paired up against a reptile.

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[East Side Dave]

That's crazy! What about Tonya Harding's smarts Vs. a python's smarts! I'm takin python!!! Croc Forever! Hippo Never!!

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Dave,

Hippo is TOO BIG for croc to eat. Even if a croc could down a hippo he'd go down like this chap from The Meaning of Life

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Monty Python proved it. I'm sorry.

And... scene.

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[JPMNICK]

I hate when I watch these things and they say stupid shit like "when a hippo is full grown, it will weigh as much as 45 humans" How the hell are we supposed to quantify this. Just look at Mizzle. 2 years ago he was like 100 punds more than he is now. He is still a human, but 100 punds lighter. A 100 pund differnece multiplied by 45 is 2.5 tons difference. Just give us a fucking number next time.

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[East Side Dave]

Animal Planet is declaring the winner....Hippo?!?! Bull Shit!!! I call mistrial!! Fuck hippo!! And fuck Alec Baldwin!!!

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[FUNKMAN]

"Hippo Wins!" what a croc


they have to do it by weight class,,, it just wasn't fair

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[schmega]

dont gators and crocs do a lot of that, drag-you-in-the-water-and-spin-on-a-horizontal-axis-til-you-dead thing? i dont see the hippo going thru that.

[ADF]

I vote hippo!

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Hippopotamus
Hippopotamus amphibius

The heaviest land mammal after the elephants, the Hippopotamus feeds by plucking grass with its wide muscular lips. Hippos spend much time underwater, coming ashore to feed at night. They spend the day digesting and socializing in the water. Hippos form dense groups, especially during the dry season when waters recede. Herd members often lie in contact with one another. Males compete for females and their tusks can inflict terrible wounds.

Look For: A thick-skinned animal with a huge rotund body on stubby legs and an enormously wide snout. Smooth, purple-brown skin is pink in creases and underparts. Feet have 4 webbed toes. Can open mouth very wide.


Length: Body 11'-12'4" long, tail 14" long; height 4'4"-5'6"; 1,440-7,000 lb.

Habitat: A deep body of water near grassland.

Range: Africa, south of the Sahara, in rivers, lakes, and swamps; common only in protected areas.



Alligator and Caiman
Class: Reptilia (Reptiles)
Order: Crocodylia
Family: Alligatoridae
Genus: 4 genera
Species: 8 species
Length: largest-black caiman Melanosuchus niger is up to 16 feet (4.9 meters); smallest-Cuvier's dwarf caiman Paleosuchus palpebrosus is up to 5 feet (1.5 meters); the American alligator Alligator mississippiensis can reach 15 feet (4.6 meters)
Weight: up to 1,000 pounds (454 kilograms)
Life span: 30 to 60 years
Number of eggs laid: 10 to 50 for alligator; 20 to 60 for caiman
Incubation: about 65 days for alligator; 70 to 90 days for caiman
Size at hatching: about 2 ounces (56 grams)
Age of maturity: 4 to 7 years



they're comparing 1,000 lb animal to a 5,000 lb animal NO FAIR!

take a 1,000 lb alligator and a 1,000 lb hippo and let's make it a fair fight...


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This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 3-14-04 @ 8:28 PM