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high fly
03-13-2004, 10:42 AM
Yeeeaaaaah, that right.
I'm the one.
When some bastard parks all crooked or over the line in a parking space so it messes up anyone trying to park in the next space, I hawk a biggo loogee on the driver's window.
My preferred method id to be eating something just beforehand, so there's little bits of food in the goo I deposit on the window.
I figure it's a good way to make the point without damaging the car.

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TheMojoPin
03-13-2004, 10:47 AM
I spit on your grave.

AND IT HURTS SO GOOD.

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03-13-2004, 10:52 AM
Does your vagina hurt afterwords?

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reeshy
03-13-2004, 11:06 AM
Gee, I hope I see you doing it to my car sometimes!!!!!

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03-13-2004, 12:01 PM
Vengence is sooo 2003.

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03-13-2004, 12:50 PM
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FUNKMAN
03-13-2004, 06:31 PM
gee! hate to see what happens when somebody crowds you at the dinner table...

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Katylina
03-13-2004, 06:48 PM
Perhaps next time you can just piss on their door handle.

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DeltaPin
03-13-2004, 07:45 PM
I usually spit on door handles if someone parks close enough that I can barely get my door open.

This seems to happen every time I visit a Jersey mall.

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keithy_19
03-13-2004, 08:42 PM
Hmm...You should sit in your car and when the people get back run them over.

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Mike Teacher
03-14-2004, 12:38 AM
I figure it's a good way to make the point without damaging the car.


Some places near here I figure it's a good way to get shot.

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Arienette
03-14-2004, 05:21 AM
Hmm...You should sit in your car and when the people get back run them over. for once i agree with keithy... it seems the most proportionate punishment, don't you think?

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high fly
03-14-2004, 09:55 AM
Hmm...You should sit in your car and when the people get back run them over.

KEITH, MY MAN!!




So, it looks like some of you don't think this is such a god idea.
Now we know who the shitty parkers on the board are.

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TheMojoPin
03-14-2004, 10:58 AM
Yeah, that's good logic.

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Arienette
03-14-2004, 11:04 AM
Yeah, that's good logic.
sure, it makes the kind of sense that doesn't.

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East Side Dave
03-14-2004, 11:14 AM
I Spit On Car Windows


I spilt soda on an old lady at "Passion of Christ"!! Well then move your feet in, old bitch!!

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high fly
03-23-2004, 01:37 PM
Sometimes, when I'm really pissed at other drivers, I will drive around the parking lot looking for cars parked over the lines.
I like to be able to drive by them through 2 parking spaces, so I can hawk a good one on the driver's side window as I slowly go by.


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This message was edited by high fly on 3-23-04 @ 5:38 PM

GwEnYpOo
03-23-2004, 01:51 PM
forget spit!


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smiler grogan
03-23-2004, 01:53 PM
high flys driving around like charlie bronson in death wish looking for some scum bag bad parker. Go get em Charlie!!!!

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03-23-2004, 01:55 PM
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