Dirtier Than Toilets

[Furtherman]

Keyboards, phones 'dirtier than toilets' (http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s1064322.htm)

And I thought sitting here at my desk just couldn't get any better!

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[Jennitalia]

I believe it; especially with my company. On Monday we had no water. It was turned off. So they ordered some port-a-potties (2 for men, 2 for women), because, god forbid a direct marketing company shuts down for a day. But there was nothing for people to wash their hands afterwards with. Luckily I was working from home and wasn't affected. But now I'm just afraid to touch anything here.

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[TheMojoPin]

I always order disenfecting wipes with my supply orders at work because of just this sort of thing.

I figured it was just common sense in a busy workplace. Who is this news to?

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[A.J.]

Makes sense. I see a good number of my co-workers leave the head without washing their hands. Fucking dirtbags.

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[DarkHippie]

Considering the massive dumps i love taking at work, I'm not surprised

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[Johnathan H Christ]

i always figured if you run around washing your hands every time you worry about germs....

(a) you become obsessed with germs and you'll never be comfortable in your own skin.

(b) you never expose yourself to lifes everyday germs, weakening your immune system cause it never gets to fight anything off.

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[SatCam]

Makes a lot of sense, with the cum all over it and all. If I pissed on it, would that sterylize it?

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[IrishAlkey]

The next time I see a homeless gentleman pissing on a pay phone, I shall say "thank you, kind sir".

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[reeshy]

The next time I see a homeless gentleman pissing on a pay phone, I shall say "thank you, kind sir".



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[monsterone]

just imagine using the computer at the local library after ed gets off it.

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[IrishAlkey]

Interesting choice of words, monster.

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[monsterone]

just playing off of ed's persona.

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[TheMojoPin]

Stop saying "off."

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[Arienette]

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[Katylina]

just imagine using the computer at the local library after ed gets off it.


Funny that you say that... he just got a library card this past Wednesday, and we looked up such topics as "incest," "sex," and "porn."

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[TheMojoPin]

Reminds me of being stuck in detention and looking up "dirty" words in the dictionary.

Of course, I was 11 at the time. Still, good, clean, all-American fun.

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[high fly]

Reminds me of George Carlin on Occupation: Foole riffing on an expansion of the "7 Dirty Words" -bit.
He's going down the many ways the word "shit" may be used, and gets to, ".......I don't know whether to shit or wind my watch. So I guess I'll just shit on my watch...."

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[DESERTEAGLE.50]

I agree that keyboards and comps can be germy messes, but to say theyre dirtier than toilets is to never have seen my toilet.

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[monsterone]

Stop saying "off."


what's the matter, mojo. turned on?

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