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Who would win in a fight, a ninja or a pirate?
A ninja, of course.
mikeyboy
03-11-2004, 08:39 PM
I vote ninjas, unless the ninjas are at sea and don't have cannons.
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JPMNICK
03-11-2004, 08:40 PM
Not even close, Ninja would kick some ass
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KERMIT
03-11-2004, 08:43 PM
Yea Ninjas unless they were fighting Capt Jack Sparrow.
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grlNIN
03-11-2004, 08:52 PM
I voted Ninjas.
Unless they're Ninja Turtles, then they lose horribly.
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JesterOfSadness
03-11-2004, 08:56 PM
Ninjas can be quick and deadly...All they need to do is stealth up to a pirate and end him quick
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monsterone
03-11-2004, 08:56 PM
dude, it's like superman vs aquaman - 2 different elements.
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TheMojoPin
03-11-2004, 08:59 PM
Ninjas fight ALL THE TIME.
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TheMojoPin
03-11-2004, 09:09 PM
And here's the link for that, in case you're the last person not to have seen it...
Turn your speakers WAY the fuck up. Classic. (http://www.msu.edu/~couilla3/ninja/ninja2.htm)
And if Jewish food is kosher, what the fuck is it when I only eat food made by NINJAS?!? (http://www.ninjaburger.com/)
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JesterOfSadness
03-11-2004, 09:33 PM
That first link...my gawd funny ass shit especially that pic of the kid in the trash can
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JustJon
03-12-2004, 06:48 AM
ummmm... how can you take a poll and post the answer above it? I call shennanigans for gerrymandering!
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Freakshow
03-12-2004, 06:59 AM
Ninja's always fight one at a time. Even if there is a lot of them. Allowing themselves to be slowly but surely eliminated. So the pirate would win for sure.
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Freebird
03-12-2004, 07:22 AM
Pirates lie, cheat and steal. And if there was any drinking beforehand, they handle their liquor better. So they win.
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jeffdwright2001
03-12-2004, 07:29 AM
Ninjas unless you are talking about the Dread Pirate Roberts
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Jennitalia
03-12-2004, 07:32 AM
I vote for Pirates. I <3 Jack Sparrow.
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Furtherman
03-12-2004, 07:52 AM
I bet there are some ninja pirates over there in the South China Sea.
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TheMojoPin
03-12-2004, 09:27 AM
Look at that picture above.
The Dread Pirate Roberts is clearly a ninja AND a pirate.
My mind just exploded.
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Ninja kick your head. Ninjas kick your face. Ninjas kick your ass into outerspace!
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furie
03-12-2004, 01:07 PM
how is this even a question?
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DarkHippie
03-12-2004, 01:22 PM
The Dread Pirate Roberts is NOT a Ninja! it's just that masks are terribly comfortable.
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