i think its so nice when...

[CrazyClare]

guys hold back your hair when your giving them blowjobs, its simple and easy, but it really makes you feel like your on the same team.

complete strangers hold the door open for you.

when you looking for parking and theres a car with their lights on, they tell you that theyre not moving so you dont wait around for a nonexistent parking spot.

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thanks to my Bo, Monsterone.

[Snoogans]

when you looking for parking and theres a car with their lights on, they tell you that theyre not moving so you dont wait around for a nonexistent parking spot.

around christmas time, i purposely walk up the wrong isle with my keys in my hand so a car will start to follow me for the spot. Until i swiftly cut through to the next isle and get in my car, leaving them alone in the middle of a full lot

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This message was edited by Snoogans on 3-9-04 @ 1:06 PM

[DreamWeaver]

people at the grocery story let you go in front of them when you have fewer items then they do.



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[walking joint]

my wife actually gives me a blowjob.

[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

when girls swallows after you're done with blow job

http://64.177.177.182/katylina/rockoutsig.jpg
A Special Kat make this for me

[DreamWeaver]

my boyfriend uses a clean sock to wipe my belly.

http://blakjeezis.homestead.com/files/ginani.gif

[Iamnotatool]

Walking Joint's wife gives me a blow job


When Clare wears hair clips so I don't have to hold her hair

<img src=http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/iamnotatool.gif>
Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[GaryWyze]

[color=purple]....when another driver waves or nods in appreciation after you've let them cut in front of you.

....when a passing stranger says "hello" or "g'morning" for no real reason at all.

And I'll echo what somebody said about being allowed to cut the line at the supermarket when you only have an item or two. There may be no greater act of kindness than that one right there.

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Much thanks to CZM for the killer, yet not currently working, sig pic

[walking joint]

Walking Joint's wife gives me a blow job


and somehow i'm stuck home with the mother in law while this happens.

[jeffdwright2001]

and somehow i'm stuck home with the mother in law while this happens.

Could be worse. The mother-in-law could be offering you a BJ

[Recyclerz]

I always hold the door open for strangers and have yet to receive even one complementary BJ. Where do I file my complaint?



[b]Sig-less in Gaza[b]

[jeffdwright2001]

I always hold the door open for strangers and have yet to receive even one complementary BJ. Where do I file my complaint?

Talk to Imnotatool. He's got the inside track.

[Hosp]

...when a child says thank you without being coached.

...when you enter a row of seats at a stadium and the people that are there clear a path instead of sucking their teeth and rolling their eyes.

...when a girl runs her nails along my scalp as I eat her out. It just send shivers down my spine.

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[CrazyClare]

a guy eats you out before youve sucked hs dick, its so refreshing, (and a good way to get a chick naked and horney)

when the toll booth operators smile or respond to you in a nice way.

When at a drivethru you get to the window to be told that the person 2 cars in front of you, who already drove away paid for you.

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thanks to my Bo, Monsterone.

[sexy bastard]

a guy eats you out before youve sucked hs dick, its so refreshing, (and a good way to get a chick naked and horney)


it is in page one of the man stand operating procedure manual

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[Furtherman]

When at a drivethru you get to the window to be told that the person 2 cars in front of you, who already drove away paid for you.


Was this person holding your hair back recently?

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...with thanks to JustJon

[furie]

around christmas time, i purposely walk up the wrong isle with my keys in my hand so a car will start to follow me for the spot.


i used to do that in college, with those small packed lots.


<img src="http://tseery.homestead.com/files/tucan.gif">
Thanks M.

[Hosp]

a guy eats you out before youve sucked hs dick, its so refreshing, (and a good way to get a chick naked and horney)


You see, all of your better porno has the standard progression:

Oral on her
Oral on him
Missionary
Reverse Cowgirl
Doggie
Anal (optional)
Facial


...when a person picks up their bag so you can have a seat on the subway.

...when a girl thanks you after you make her cum.



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[AngelAmy]

...someone says, "have you lost weight?"

<center>You can speak your mind but not on my time.
C*U*N*T
[b]I'm doing the happy dance, I'm doing the happy dance.
<img src="http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/treysig.gif">
<font color=blue>110% Shenannigans</font>

[Iamnotatool]

I always hold the door open for strangers and have yet to receive even one complementary BJ. Where do I file my complaint?

Talk to Imnotatool. He's got the inside track.




I think there's an office in Lodi.

<img src=http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/iamnotatool.gif>
Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[AngelAmy]

...when you drop something and a total stranger picks it up for you.

<center>You can speak your mind but not on my time.
C*U*N*T
[b]I'm doing the happy dance, I'm doing the happy dance.
<img src="http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/treysig.gif">
<font color=blue>110% Shenannigans</font>

[Furtherman]

...when you drop something, bend over and a stranger says "Have you gained weight?"

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...with thanks to JustJon

[reeshy]

I think it's nice when someone pokes you in the eye with their umbrella, causing you to go blind cause your eyeball exploded and they immediately say "I'm sorry"!!!!

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[center] I CAN'T GIVE IT AWAY ON 7TH AVENUE!!
Thanks to Monsterone

[Hottub]

...when you drop something, bend over to pick it up, and some chick sticks her tongue in your ass!!

OOOHHH!!!!

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"Ahh, Beer. The cause of, and answer to all of life's problems"
Big A.S.S.#22127
After Friday, my sigpic will be relevent.

[AngelAmy]

that was YOU?!?!?

<center>You can speak your mind but not on my time.
C*U*N*T
[b]I'm doing the happy dance, I'm doing the happy dance.
<img src="http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/treysig.gif">
<font color=blue>110% Shenannigans</font>

[Hottub]

Who'd ya think it was, baby, Emeril Dice Clay??


BAM!!!


Sorry about that.

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"Ahh, Beer. The cause of, and answer to all of life's problems"
Big A.S.S.#22127
After Friday, my sigpic will be relevent.

[FUNKMAN]

there is no sex and you just cuddle

<img src="http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/guests/fm_sig.jpg">
sig by #1 Monster

[AngelAmy]

along the same lines of funkman.....
...when you fall asleep next to that special person and when you wake up and theyre the first thing you see

<center>You can speak your mind but not on my time.
C*U*N*T
[b]I'm doing the happy dance, I'm doing the happy dance.
<img src="http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/treysig.gif">
<font color=blue>110% Shenannigans</font>

[FUNKMAN]

it's pretty sweet too when you're lying on the beach with the girl you love and you rub your sweaty noses together, while softly kissing as you taste the salt of each others skin...



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sig by #1 Monster

[Arienette]

... a random guy walking past you in the street tells you that you're beautiful, and then keeps walking without hitting on you.


<center><img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/aricheat.gif" height=100 width=300</img><br>the moon, it leaves silver but never sleep
and then the silver turns to gray
oh, stay with me, arienette, until the wolves are away
</center>

[FUNKMAN]

you plan an 'outside' party and it turns out to be a nice sunny day...

after a long day of good housecleaning you take a nice hot shower and relax with a nice bottle of cabernet in your nice clean home...


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sig by #1 Monster

[AngelAmy]

....when you get a gift "just because"

<center>You can speak your mind but not on my time.
C*U*N*T
[b]I'm doing the happy dance, I'm doing the happy dance.
<img src="http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/treysig.gif">
<font color=blue>110% Shenannigans</font>

[Gmann]

.....the doctor says its not your child

[FUNKMAN]

....when you get a gift "just because"


these are for you!

44FFE

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sig by #1 Monster

[AngelAmy]

aww funkie, youre the best :)

<center>You can speak your mind but not on my time.
C*U*N*T
[b]I'm doing the happy dance, I'm doing the happy dance.
<img src="http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/treysig.gif">
<font color=blue>110% Shenannigans</font>

[FUNKMAN]

aww funkie, youre the best


and you know what you are...

"Sunshine On A Cloudy Day"
:)

hope all is well!

Funksie

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sig by #1 Monster

[AngelAmy]

...when we think/say the same thing(s)

<center>You can speak your mind but not on my time.
C*U*N*T
[b]I'm doing the happy dance, I'm doing the happy dance.
<img src="http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/treysig.gif">
<font color=blue>110% Shenannigans</font>

[StupidGirlllll]

When on a rainy day, a gentleman takes off his overvoat & puts it over a puddle so a young lady can walk over it.

http://academ.hvcc.edu/~01885716/images/sg_sig.jpg
Much Love To MONSTERONE

[sr71blackbird]

When somone points out where the Tupperware kiosk is at the mall, just so's you dont forget ;)

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[AngelAmy]

when someone helps you look for a lamp that you need and helps you find the price :)



<center>You can speak your mind but not on my time.
C*U*N*T
[b]I'm doing the happy dance, I'm doing the happy dance.
<img src="http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/treysig.gif">
<font color=blue>110% Shenannigans</font>

[Gmann]

.... the blood test comes back negative


.....you go through your winter clothes and find money you forgot about in a pocket. Its like it never existed untill you found it.


......you come home and your roomate did all the dirty dishes

[Reephdweller]

your girlfriend buys you a foosball table (with drink holders!!)

my girl sings "Somewhere Out There" from An American Tail to me

my girl is in my arms when watching movies





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<marquee behavior=alternate bgcolor="#FFFFFF">Right now you could care less about me...
but soon enough you will care, by the time I'm done</marquee> </font>

[AngelAmy]

when youre sneaking a peak at your baby and their eyes meet yours and they catch you watching :)

<center>You can speak your mind but not on my time.
C*U*N*T
[b]I'm doing the happy dance, I'm doing the happy dance.
<img src="http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/treysig.gif">
<font color=blue>110% Shenannigans</font>

[AngelAmy]

when someone at work thanks you for all your hard work and/or help

<center>You can speak your mind but not on my time.
C*U*N*T
[b]I'm doing the happy dance, I'm doing the happy dance.
<img src="http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/treysig.gif">
<font color=blue>110% Shenannigans</font>

[Reephdweller]

...your girlfriend uses a gigantic stuffed gumby doll to block the doorway and the site of her giving me a blowjob. ;p

<center><IMG SRC="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=3">
<B>Horde King Forever!! <strike>The Oracle Never!!</strike></B></center>
<font size="1" color="red">
<center>Check out The Ron and Fez Show Logs...UPDATED!!!!! (http://www.osirusonline.com/ronfez.htm)</center>
<marquee behavior=alternate bgcolor="#FFFFFF">Right now you could care less about me...
but soon enough you will care, by the time I'm done</marquee> </font>