What would the name of your online memoir be?

[mikeyboy]

If your wrote your memoirs about your time posting on RF.net, what would the title be?

I wish mine could be something cool or funny, but sadly, it would probably be "I'm not Mikey D".


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[Snoogans]

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[Katylina]

I can vouch for that one, snoogs!

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[keithy_19]

I was 15 and dumb and got stuck in a bad crowd.

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[keithy_19]

Or

Changing names

or...

Did I mention that I have multiple sclerosis?

or...

The pot smoking girl made me do it.

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[Snoogans]

Or You dont know how to quit while your ahead

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[Mike Teacher]

revenge

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[keithy_19]

Snoogs yours could be...

I smoked lots of weed back in my hay day.


Its simple and its tells a lot!

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[monsterone]

mine is, so boring, but might have been amusing if drunk.

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eh....uh...?

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[Katylina]

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[Furtherman]

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That reminds me of a quote

or


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[keithy_19]

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[furie]

mental vomit really does say it all.


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[Iamnotatool]

Either

"What the fuck does memoir mean?"

or

"I'm a fucking pervert"

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[ADF]

<i>The guy who looks just like some other guy with glasses.

Hands off those chicken fingers!</i>

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[mikeyboy]

<i>The guy who looks just like some other guy with glasses.

Hands off those chicken fingers!</i>


How about:

Nemesis

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This message was edited by mikeyboy on 12-16-04 @ 12:00 AM

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or

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or

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or

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Be more funny!

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[Katylina]

You can suck all the dick you want and still be a virgin....



Mary!

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