I read Fat Bastard magazine for...

[Johnny Fontane]

OK, this might be a stupid idea, but let's try it:

I read Fat Bastard magazine for all the latest on fat fashion!

I read Fat Bastard magazine for tips on how to STAY fat!

I read Fat Bastard magazine for the latest news on fast food!

next please...

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This message was edited by Johnny Fontane on 3-7-04 @ 1:04 PM

[DJEvelEd]

I read Fat Bastard Magazine for the latest in ass wiping techniques. I like the toilet paper on the toilet brush reacharound.

Thanks Katylina, Monsterone, you make the shittiest sigs.
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[reeshy]

I read Fat Bastard Magazine to catch up on all the new techniques of babysitting fat little tykes!!!!

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Thanks to Monsterone

This message was edited by Mr. Bad Touch on 3-7-04 @ 7:28 PM

[Johnny Fontane]

In times like these, it's not enough just to be fat. Making other people miserable is just as important. Fat bastard magazine shows me how to be fat AND a bastard.

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"The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis."

[KERMIT]

I read Fat Bastard magazine for the articals

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