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monsterone
03-03-2004, 10:10 PM
a new game.


...when you buy a pack of cigarettes and the cellophane that unwraps it says promotional - no not resell.

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shamus mcfitzy
03-03-2004, 10:25 PM
...the gas is being used for the showers (oh, you mean the other type of ghetto)

ok then:

...you are robbed by the guy at the cash register

...the toilet's been stolen from the bathroom

...the gas pumps are filled with "Jamaica Cola"
CrazyClare
03-03-2004, 11:40 PM
there are "private contractors" who will wash your windshied for a couple green pennies.

filling up the tank is an opportunity to stick your ass out and show off your fatty.

the guy at the pump across from you attempts to; "holla".

theres a greasy, skinny, guy in a pick up hangning out the window asking for money because hes out of gas and needs to get home to long island (true story)

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Patches
03-04-2004, 05:16 AM
No Pepsi.

No Coke.

All Tropical Fantasy, nigga!

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Hottub
03-04-2004, 05:31 AM
The attendant asks if you want

Regular
Premium
or a 20-sack



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Patches
03-04-2004, 05:37 AM
You're the only one there NOT paying with change.

You're the only one there NOT filling up an empty 40 bottle, and having to walk back to your car.

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Mike Teacher
03-04-2004, 05:44 AM
-you see clark griswold with the family truckster asking for directions

-you look down the street and see the club the St. Pat Spat [GOD; why didnt they go for Erin Go Brawl?] is at.

yeah i know. weak.

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furie
03-04-2004, 02:34 PM
...the attendants are all Korean

...All the shelves have Goya beans



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sr71blackbird
03-04-2004, 02:45 PM
Flanking the attendant are bags on plantain chips and pork rinds.
Trash recepticles have discarded Tall Boy Bud cans.


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Hottub
03-04-2004, 02:56 PM
Free Philly's Blunt with each fill-up.
The guy ahead of you wants "$2.37 of regular".

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more cowbells
03-04-2004, 05:55 PM
No Pepsi.

No Coke.

All Tropical Fantasy, nigga!



Don't forget the flavad blunt wraps, YO!

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monsterone
03-04-2004, 06:05 PM
...they don't even bother to cover up the porn. nothing but black tail and chunky asses.

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blakjeezis
03-04-2004, 06:28 PM
The brother in front of you is complaining about the price of a 40. This is a direct quote taken from the Amoco station in Amityville, "A dollah eighty-two?!?!? Ohhh, dese mus' be Long Island prices!!!"

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TheGameHHH
03-04-2004, 10:02 PM
theres a greasy, skinny, guy in a pick up hangning out the window asking for money because hes out of gas and needs to get home to long island (true story)
i'm pretty sure i've actually met that guy, he's not that cool and he kinda freaked me out


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Iamnotatool
03-05-2004, 06:57 AM
They sell weed. And 100 different types of blunts

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Hottub
03-05-2004, 07:02 AM
They sell weed. And 100 different types of blunts


Thanks Capt. BRB

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Freakshow
03-05-2004, 07:04 AM
The station also sells Fried Chicken.

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Wormwood
03-05-2004, 07:28 AM
they pump gas into your car by siphoning it out of the car next to you

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Iamnotatool
03-05-2004, 07:53 AM
Thanks Capt. BRB


Huh? What's that mean?

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Hottub
03-05-2004, 07:59 AM
Bureau of Redundancy Bureau.

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FUNKMAN
03-05-2004, 08:40 AM
when the attendant cleans your windshield with his spit...


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Tall_James
03-05-2004, 09:39 AM
they have to force your orange soda through 4 inches of bullet proof glass.


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DJEvelEd
03-05-2004, 11:15 AM
*Wilding black youth beating down a white jogger.

*A girl in a trash can schmearing herself with F‘cesT.

*When you pull out your wallet to pay, you get shot 41 times.

*All the plungers look like a pine tarred baseball bat.

*Every corner is a piss corner.

*The smell of cock and hooker stank is stronger then the gasoline.


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