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CrazyClare
03-03-2004, 09:08 PM
a momentous ocassion in any bisexual freaks life. Thank goodness for the internet and non descript mailing boxes. MY purchase? being not well versed in determining whats a good porn movie i kinda guessed and bought:
Award Winning Sex Scenes (Vivid, not sure who produced it)
Perfect 10's (jill kelley productions)

yay!


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bigbaldirish
03-03-2004, 09:11 PM
congrats.

and many hours of good masturbation. or whatever it is women do with pornos. (besides my gf who just gets angry at the way the pornstars look)

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CrazyClare
03-03-2004, 09:18 PM
i wonder if theres a subtitles option.

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whorehay
03-03-2004, 09:27 PM
or a directors commentary option

Gmann
03-03-2004, 09:29 PM
put it with the spanish sub-titles


thats what I do

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03-03-2004, 09:29 PM
or a blooper section

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serVice
03-03-2004, 09:40 PM
i have to suggest to check this one (http://www.digitalsindvd.com/__cats/my_plaything/plaything_gauge/plaything_gauge.htm)out. There's a whole series of them, but this is the one that i have, and i love it. You just have to love that little cutie Gauge.
You can control her demeanor, choose what you want to see her do, its great, i'm telling you.
And it does have some bloopers in the special features.

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TheGameHHH
03-03-2004, 10:00 PM
that's really cool, i hope all goes well for you. you can never have enough porn

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ChickenHawk
03-03-2004, 10:00 PM
Wait... So, you actually PAID for porn?

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sr71blackbird
03-04-2004, 03:43 AM
i wonder if theres a subtitles option.


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Arienette
03-04-2004, 05:28 AM
good for you. i want to start doing that myself. the only two videos that i have were hand-me-downs, and don't really cater to my tastes. i was going to just go into a store and buy one, rather than ordering, but it's a little uncomfortable.

anyway, anyone have any good reccomendations for gang bangs?

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Hosp
03-04-2004, 06:33 AM
Hmmmmm, I notice that "THe Unlucky Guy" wasn't on that list. I'm hurt.

And with my experience and connections to the buisness, I could probably give you some advice on what to buy. Let me know what type of woman you like, what type of sex, and whether you want just wall to wall sex, Story, Or just Gonzo.

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JustJon
03-04-2004, 06:46 AM
Don't forget the dvd porn that supports the multi-angle button.

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F1Gm3nT
03-04-2004, 07:44 AM
oh god.... the unlucky guy... LOL
I remeber hearing about it... didnt hav ethe stomich to see it

Hosp
03-04-2004, 08:00 AM
I can tell you, except for one girl, Charlene Aspen, there is no reason to see it. It's bad even by porn standards. But hey, at least I'm still the only one in my circle of friends to have appeared in a professionaly shot, mass produced and distributed "Adult Feature", so it's still cool in my book.

Although, if anyone is interested, I still have connections to get some people into the business.

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sr71blackbird
03-04-2004, 09:07 AM
Men and womens porn is so different. Womens seems to involve a storyline that culminates in the sex act, where as mens porn gets right to the good stuff with little build up, as it should be! ;p

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angrymissy
03-04-2004, 10:11 AM
Men and womens porn is so different. Womens seems to involve a storyline that culminates in the sex act, where as mens porn gets right to the good stuff with little build up, as it should be!

umm no. maybe you're talking about old women who watch "womens porn" or something, but we basically want to see the same thing.

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Mike Teacher
03-04-2004, 10:23 AM
umm no. maybe you're talking about old women who watch "womens porn" or something, but we basically want to see the same thing.




anyway, anyone have any good reccomendations for gang bangs?


Ahhhh the 21st Century Lady; gotta Love It. Not afraid to say what they want. And yeah, I guess Porno Stores are intimidating for ladies. I see, around here, more 'Legit' looking stores, that don't scream "XXX ALL NUDE" in glowing neon, and they have a fairly normal front, and if you want vids ya go in back. This contrats sharply with the places that also have those lovely booths where people go to batch.

There are 'female directors' like Nina Hartley and Veronica Hart [both were in Boogie Nights] doing what what seem to appeal to 'couples' who might want to try watching porn together.

I for one, have never figured that one out. I'm a guy, you're a lady; I don't need other images.

And Missy and Ari reflect what other ladies tell me; many want fantasy. The gang-bang. Again, we're talking the fantasy. And yes, I'll bring it up here since a lady began the thread. The rape fantasy is said to be strong in some. And again, ladies are said to be able to enjoy the fantasy while full well realizing it's exactly that, fantasy, having nothing in actuality to what a women might want.

Wow, I'm gonna get flamed for something in there...

Ladies, I defer to you on all of this.

[OK Edit 1: By 'Want' I meant what one might want to watch in a porn video, not do in actuality. Meaning I'm pretty sure Arienette was asking for *Movie* recommendations. OK, that 'pretty sure' was rude too. Sooooory.]

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scorpion
03-04-2004, 10:24 AM
I'll bring the beer, pizza and popcorn and we can watch and make a night of it. ;)



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Iamnotatool
03-04-2004, 10:35 AM
bisexual freaks life


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CrazyClare
03-04-2004, 10:55 AM
Mike; smooth move on bringing up rape fantasy in a rape victims thread.
it ok though
I have no sort of rape fantasy whatsoever, the reality of it sucks, but i know other females might be into it.

so i watched award winning sex scenes and it was ok, had the hottest lesbian scene with chicks from the 80's in leg warmers and shit. The first scene of the jill kelly was amaaaaaaazing.

I like group sex or threesomes where there are more females than males. And I dont like it when its just 2 chicks sucking a dick i need a bitch to be eating box while shes getting fucked, that to me is sooooooo hot. Any movie suggestions?

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Hosp
03-04-2004, 11:30 AM
I like group sex or threesomes where there are more females than males. And I dont like it when its just 2 chicks sucking a dick i need a bitch to be eating box while shes getting fucked, that to me is sooooooo hot. Any movie suggestions?


Uhhhhh, give me twenty minutes while I "think about this" and I'll get back to you.

And I know what to get you for christmas this year.

Nothing celebrates the birth of the baby jesus like hardcore 3 way action.

If you want Raunchy, you can go with Extreme Associates. Everyone in that company is a douchebag, but they are known for their stuff being just animalistic.

Then there is Seymore Butts, who is mostly known for his anal stuff, but the tapes of his I saw featuring Alish Klass were wild. She's a straight up nympho into anything that will get her off, girl or guy.

I'll try to get you specific titles soon.

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hyperspace
03-04-2004, 11:32 AM
i would recomend anything by gwen media.lesbian bondage'latex dvd are hot!

TheMojoPin
03-04-2004, 12:59 PM
It's illegal to transport my porn collection across state lines.

So I did just that the last time I moved, just to stick it to the man!

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Fallon
03-04-2004, 01:13 PM
I bought porn for the first time last week (also online), something by Vivid as well. Think I might get something else today.

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TheMojoPin
03-04-2004, 01:32 PM
I've only been in sex shops overseas. And even then I never bought any flicks (Only shameful secrets). All of those have been bought online.

Though I'm woefully behind the times technologically. 98% of my collection is video. I just bought my first porno DVD's in the past 6 months.

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Johnathan H Christ
03-04-2004, 01:47 PM
vivid seems to put out some pretty good porn. the last one i got from then was brianna loves jenna.

also... whorelando has some of the biggest pervert shops ive ever seen. like porn superstores. i saw a blow up doll that was supposed to be a 500 pound chick called fatty patty.

scrumptious.

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Iamnotatool
03-04-2004, 02:13 PM
Living in South Florida, you find the adult Superstores or MegaWarehouses.

Once or twice a month, my girl and I would take some 'e' and go to one of these huge fuck palaces, spend waaaay too much on toys and vids, then spend the weekend indoors playing. Love those fucking places. Up here you got shitty jerkshacks. Who goes to a store to beat off, unless its a Home Depot.




i saw a blow up doll that was supposed to be a 500 pound chick called fatty patty.



I saw one that was about 80 pounds, wrinkled and hairy, at McDonalds, called Stalker Patti.

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Arienette
03-04-2004, 02:16 PM
And I dont like it when its just 2 chicks sucking a dick i need a bitch to be eating box while shes getting fucked, that to me is sooooooo hot.i think clare is the bisexual version of me. or something. my favorite thing is a chick sucking dick while she's getting fucked. so, pretty close..

there's one sex shop that's geared toward women that i've bought a bunch of stuff at because it's very comfortable and not creepy or anything. maybe i'll go check out the porn they have. one time i bought some cock rings at a regular sex store, and it sucked. the guy was eyeing me the whole time, and made me feel really uncomfortable. you should have seen the look he gave me when i paid.. ugh.

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Reephdweller
03-04-2004, 02:36 PM
Rog Reviews (http://www.rogreviews.com/home.asp) is a good website for reviews of porn, there's full descriptions of the goings on along with ratings which are generally dead on.

Another good one is

Adult DVD Reviews (http://www.adultdvdtalk.com/adtalk/)

As for Vivid videos, if you like lesbian stuff then the Where The Boys Arent collection is for you. Hot chicks, hot action and very well shot.

Plus anything by Jim Holliday at VCA (http://www.vcapictures.com/) is usually good quality, and sometimes damn funny between scenes.

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TheMojoPin
03-04-2004, 02:41 PM
ALL HAIL THE NEXUS OF PORN INFORMATION! (http://www.rame.net)

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Johnny Fontane
03-04-2004, 06:25 PM
anyway, anyone have any good reccomendations for gang bangs?


...too easy...

Oh, you mean films. Get the first one ever (Gang Bang Girl # 1) with Trixi Tyler. Very filthy.




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newport king
03-05-2004, 03:39 AM
You just have to love that little cutie Gauge.

i liked her until i saw a scene with her and she tells the guy "don't blow your load in my mouth because i have an abcess" that just grossed me out.

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JustJon
03-05-2004, 08:01 AM
Ok, since no one else has asked... Mojo, what is it about your collection that makes it illegal to take it across state lines?

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Dan
03-08-2004, 02:58 PM
If you're gonna buy porn, try the Magazine 3-Packs they sell at shady convience stores...they are great because the magazine in the middle (that you can't see) is always something really awful that they couldn't sell alone.

Also, a word to the wise, don't order off the Hot Network or Adult on Demand on Digital Cable...I got that once (while drunk, of course) and it was good porn except they ended the scene before the cumshot, which is just a let down...I'm all about closure.

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newport king
03-08-2004, 03:23 PM
Mojo, what is it about your collection that makes it illegal to take it across state lines?

dog fucking and kiddy porn are usually tough to explain when you get stopped by state troopers.



Also, a word to the wise, don't order off the Hot Network or Adult on Demand on Digital Cable...I got that once (while drunk, of course) and it was good porn except they ended the scene before the cumshot, which is just a let down

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JerseyRich
03-09-2004, 05:59 PM
Just the thought of Hosp's porn collection alone staggers the mind!

I own a modest 4 DVD's of porn. One of them however came from a site that I think was a scam, and it has no sound whatsoever. But the video is good.

The others are relatively tame.

Is there such a thing as Netflix adult? The problem I have with owning DVD porn is once you've watched it 30+ times it gets kinda boring. And going to the store to rent them is difficult.

Nexflix for porn! Anyone with me?

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TheMojoPin
03-09-2004, 06:07 PM
I'm game.

I'd challenge my collection to Hosp's.

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Fallon
03-09-2004, 06:38 PM
Is there such a thing as Netflix adult?
urentdvds.com (http://www.urentdvds.com)

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03-09-2004, 06:45 PM
What'll they think of next?

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newport king
03-09-2004, 07:20 PM
urent sucks, a guy i know is in the bootlegging buisness and he just got a shipment from them, 3 dvd's were cracked in half.

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JustJon
03-10-2004, 05:26 AM
I dunno, I think there's something really skeevy about renting porn.

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Jennitalia
03-10-2004, 07:14 AM
You'd rather make your own

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East Side Dave
03-10-2004, 01:41 PM
My mom once found one of my movies, Black and White Cum Suckers Volume 14, which is when I started ripping the labels off my porn...

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newport king
03-10-2004, 06:08 PM
My mom once found one of my movies, Black and White Cum Suckers Volume 14, which is when I started ripping the labels off my porn...

you know, ESD usually makes everyone laugh with saying something pretty funny or completely insane, but really, who hasn't this happened to. ESD good to know you can be serious once and awhile. i just hope you were like me and blamed it on one of your skeevy friends and said you were just holding it for them.

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JerseyRich
03-10-2004, 06:19 PM
i just hope you were like me and blamed it on one of your skeevy friends and said you were just holding it for them.

ESD uses that line when she finds his dildo.

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03-10-2004, 07:15 PM
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Creepo
12-06-2008, 01:24 PM
So, this place seems to be filled with creeps. Anyone have any good porno suggestions for good ol Creepo. I am alone for the night and could use some entertainment.

Chuck Norris
12-06-2008, 01:25 PM
So, this place seems to be filled with creeps. Anyone have any good porno suggestions for good ol Creepo. I am alone for the night and could use some entertainment.

Just get paltalk. All sorts of porn and freaks on that place.

Creepo
12-06-2008, 01:26 PM
Just get paltalk. All sorts of porn and freaks on that place.

I will not feed the monster that is Sheepy

Doogie
12-06-2008, 01:27 PM
So, this place seems to be filled with creeps. Anyone have any good porno suggestions for good ol Creepo. I am alone for the night and could use some entertainment.

Not necessarily porn, but perfect for you...

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denko
12-06-2008, 01:29 PM
i recommend anything from the late 70's through the mid 80's. by far the best porn you can get IMO. if they re-released it all in DVD i would probably buy it, but i'm not about to pay for today's shit. who wants to see chicks get nailed on a bus anyway?

Fallon
12-06-2008, 01:34 PM
So, this place seems to be filled with creeps. Anyone have any good porno suggestions for good ol Creepo. I am alone for the night and could use some entertainment.

Check out Eva Angelina, Eve Lawrence, Jenna Haze, Sasha Grey, Jesse Jane, Nikki Benz, Belladonna, Brianna Love, Marie McCray, Gauge, Angelina Valentine, Carmel Moore, Devon, Lexi Belle, Jada Fire, Lanny Barby, Zuleidy or Teagan Presley.




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DarkHippie
12-06-2008, 02:32 PM
Check out Eva Angelina, Eve Lawrence, Jenna Haze, Sasha Grey, Jesse Jane, Nikki Benz, Belladonna, Brianna Love, Marie McCray, Gauge, Angelina Valentine, Carmel Moore, Devon, Lexi Belle, Jada Fire, Lanny Barby, Zuleidy or Teagan Presley.

:innocent:

Bree Olson FTW!

I miss CrazyClare :(

hyperspace
12-06-2008, 02:52 PM
i highly recomend lesbian bondage

DarkHippie
12-06-2008, 03:11 PM
i highly recomend lesbian bondage

of course you do ;)

Gvac
12-06-2008, 03:46 PM
1970's incest porn. It was all the rage. Lots of big hairy muffs, too.

Perfect for a creep like you.

GreatAmericanZero
12-06-2008, 04:11 PM
The first porn i ever saw (not the first one i bought though..i found this porn in my parents room) was called "The Erotic Adventures of Candy". I know it had Johnny Watt Holmes in it and it was a total 70s thing. Candy was a girl and she fucked her creepy uncle and then her gardener (and the uncle busted in with a shotgun as they were fucking and the gardener jumped off her and was standing in front of the uncle cumming as he was scared...aaaah comic relief). I think Johnny Holmes was a man who showed her his penis and said "im a freak" cuz it was large and she made him feel better and told him its "ok" through various acts.

I also remember there was a scene where Candy goes to the gynecologist and the gynecologist "sticks it in". That seemed to happen alot in 70s porno

anyway the movie ended with her at an orgy. And it ended on an odd note, like that there was a sequel coming out, but i dont think the sequel ever did come out

Misteriosa
12-06-2008, 04:20 PM
ive only bought porn once in my life and here is my story:

it was someone's birthday so i decided that i would get him the Halo game (it had just come out) and something else, but i couldnt figure out what it should be. as a lark, i decided some some porn would be a good choice. thing was, i didnt know which he already had and i didnt know where to go to get a porn. so i decided that i should try the adult section at the virgin megastore at union square.

i went in to the adult section and saw that no one was looking at each other. i searched and searched and couldnt find anyone to help me. so i went to the pay desk at the area and asked the guy there if he could suggest anything or help me pick one out. he was confused and embarrassed at the same time. it seemed like i showed him a pic of his mother in a gangbang. i gave the guy the parameters of what i thought the friend liked and he bashfully picked out some suggestions. i ended up buying some compilation video.

that was my experience buying porn. :happy:

denko
12-06-2008, 04:34 PM
i did buy porn once whn i was like 20, i went in and it was around christmas time. so i'm looking and looking and finalyy i grab two dvds. on called "hoochie coochie" a porn with all black chicks and another called "get up on it" compilation deal, i still have them actually. so i go up to the counter and the guy is watching dawson's creek on a little tv and starts asking me if i was on vacation or not talking to me like i knew him. it was incredibly akward for me at the time seeing as it took all the nerve i had just to go in there.

grlNIN
12-06-2008, 06:17 PM
I miss ChickenHawk and Arienette.

Damn this thread to h-e double hockey sticks.

GreatAmericanZero
12-06-2008, 06:21 PM
if u added up all the money i spent on things for a "quick jerk" i could probably buy a decent engagement ring for a chick

King Hippos Bandaid
12-06-2008, 06:24 PM
thank god for the internet, haven't paid for porn in ages

paulisded
12-06-2008, 06:38 PM
ive only bought porn once in my life and here is my story:

it was someone's birthday so i decided that i would get him the Halo game (it had just come out) and something else, but i couldnt figure out what it should be. as a lark, i decided some some porn would be a good choice. thing was, i didnt know which he already had and i didnt know where to go to get a porn. so i decided that i should try the adult section at the virgin megastore at union square.

i went in to the adult section and saw that no one was looking at each other. i searched and searched and couldnt find anyone to help me. so i went to the pay desk at the area and asked the guy there if he could suggest anything or help me pick one out. he was confused and embarrassed at the same time. it seemed like i showed him a pic of his mother in a gangbang. i gave the guy the parameters of what i thought the friend liked and he bashfully picked out some suggestions. i ended up buying some compilation video.

that was my experience buying porn. :happy:

I worked at a record store in the late 70's/early 80's that was the first local retailer to rent videos. Not long after beginning to rent regular movies we realized the money that could be made with porn. The local peep show store also rent and sold porn, but we had an advantage because we weren't an otherwise dirty store. As you may imagine, it was quite fun to be working on a weekend night when the bachelorette parties would come in wanting something special for their night out. Then again, this was more than made up by the creeps.

The perk for me was that we could rent anything in the store for free, so I saw all the classics (Deep Throat, Devil in Miss Jones, Taboo, all the Marilyn Chambers flicks, etc.). But it was interesting in '85 (or whenever it was) when the whole Traci Lords situation went down. Everything she was in had to be immediately taken off the shelves, which cut our inventory down by half.

NITRON
12-08-2008, 09:17 AM
the scandal broke in may 1986. every title except 'traci l love you' is illegal in the US. btw she sold the rights for a reported $100,000

topless_mike
12-09-2008, 11:00 AM
Check out Eva Angelina, Eve Lawrence, Jenna Haze, Sasha Grey, Jesse Jane, Nikki Benz, Belladonna, Brianna Love, Marie McCray, Gauge, Angelina Valentine, Carmel Moore, Devon, Lexi Belle, Jada Fire, Lanny Barby, Zuleidy or Teagan Presley.




:innocent:

meh.

try azlea, sana fey, donita dunes, anna malle, shyla stylez, carmella bing, gianna michaels, charlie, kendra jade (if you can find her), krysti myst, jewel d'nyle, olivia o'lovely, olivia parrish (a real good find, again, if you can.. usually just under "olivia"), sativa, and alicia klass.

just saying...

topless_mike
12-09-2008, 11:01 AM
umm no. maybe you're talking about old women who watch "womens porn" or something, but we basically want to see the same thing.


i know you are happily married, but for the record, i have to say:

:wub: