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Tall_James
03-03-2004, 07:54 AM
As if being a crack-addicted, deadbeat dad wasn't enough, Jake The Snake Roberts sinks even lower... (http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=2574167)


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Furtherman
03-03-2004, 08:20 AM
In a related story, Jimmy "Mouth Of The South" Hart never changed the batteries in his megaphone therefore they exploded and corroded the piece, making it unusable.

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Crippler
03-03-2004, 08:22 AM
Damnit...there goes any chance of my favorite wrestler of all time making a surprise appearance at WMXX. Damn you Jake, why did you have to be an even bigger scumbag in real life than you played on TV?!

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Hosp
03-03-2004, 08:31 AM
I found out this past weekend that Jimmy Hart left his wife and is getting married to Kimona. He doesn't deserve the luck.

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serVice
03-03-2004, 08:49 AM
Textand would then drape the 15ft python over the bodies of his prone opponents after knocking them out with his trademark DDT manoeuvre.

What the hell?

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JustJon
03-03-2004, 09:51 AM
What the hell?
Main Entry: maúnoeuúvre
chiefly British variant of MANEUVER

It's a Scotish site. But don't worry, just because the spelling is correct doesn't mean the grammar is....


causing unnecessary suffering to his Burmese python. Damien.


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furie
03-03-2004, 01:59 PM
Wearing a purple shellsuit


Classy


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ChickenHawk
03-03-2004, 02:13 PM
Wait a fuckin' MINUTE. You can get in LEGAL trouble for starving a SNAKE? I've had fuckin' goldfish that died cuz I forgot to feed them. If the law finds out, can I go to prison?

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Heather 8
03-03-2004, 02:18 PM
Wait a fuckin' MINUTE. You can get in LEGAL trouble for starving a SNAKE? I've had fuckin' goldfish that died cuz I forgot to feed them. If the law finds out, can I go to prison?


Feh... my brother accidentally "baked" his snake (left it outside in the summer for several days and forgot about it), and he just tossed it out in the dumpster.

BTW, how does one starve a python? Don't they only eat once every few weeks anyway?

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JesterOfSadness
03-03-2004, 02:24 PM
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BTW, how does one starve a python? Don't they only eat once every few weeks anyway?
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He may have left it without food longer than he told them..or something, some snakes people feed every 2 to 3 weeks (anaconda) so they dont get too big too quickly

Man and I remember when I was little and wanted to be like Jake...

Better yet, Just swallow some jacks