The Rock on Conan O'Brien Recap

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The Rock was on Late Night with Conan O'Brien tonight on NBC, here's my recap:

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Conan does one of his signature bits called "In the year 2000" and to help him, ladies and gentleman, The Rock! Funny bit that ends with:

Conan: "In the year 2000 a former girlfriend of The Rock will write a tell all book were she reveals that The Rock calls his testicles "pebbles"."

The Rock: "Conan O'Brien will become the new champion of the WWF, the "Wilted Wiener Federation", followed up by the peoples eyebrow.

Commercial break.

They come back with the audience chanting "ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY! Conan comments on The Rock and says he has a giant head and compares it to his own. Conan says that Rock became a dad three weeks ago (Simone), The Rocks first baby. Conan asks The Rock about his many nicknames, The Great One, The Peoples Champion, The Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment, The Rock says he's working on a new one "Big Long Daddy from Cincinnati".

Conan asks about the people's eyebrow, The Rock can only raise one eyebrow, he's not "bi-eyebrow". The Rock is working on a new move, if he does it tonight it will be the debut. It will be called "The People's Strudel". He does it and it's basically him with his hands near his crotch. Conan asks if when he goes out to eat at restaurants if he gets "We Smell what The Rock is Cooking", he says all the time. The Scorpion King is done and will be released in April 2002.

The Rock talks about having dinner with Arnold Schwarzenegger and does an impression. Conan says theirs a rumor of The Rock making a new Conan the Barbarian movie, Conan says "please don't" as he always got teased "Hey Conan, where's ya sword?". Conan says The Rock shaves his whole body, Conan would never do that. Rock asks if Conan still shaves his "booty". Rock says he uses baby oil and oil of olay after shaving, Conan says "that's for the ladies" and laughs at Rock.

Conan says welcome back to the WWF, plugs The Scorpion King and thanks The Rock for joining him tonight. End of interview.

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Current wCw Champion The Rock was on the Howard Stern radio show this morning, here is my recap.

Earlier in the show porno starlet Kendra Jade vomited on a man in order to meet The Rock. Kendra has a Rock tattoo on her ass.

Howard introduces The Rock, Howard says it's thrill to meet him. The Rock has met Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf who died on Tuesday, Rock gives his condolences to the family. He first met him at the Nassau Coliseum in Long Island. Hank, Crackhead Bob and Elephant Boy were involved in WWF programming. Rock said he bumped into The Hank, Rock said he was sorry and Hank said "go fuck yourself". Rock laughed it off and shook his hand.

Howard lets Kenda talk to The Rock, she shows him her Rock tattoo on her ass. Howard asks her why she did that to herself, she said "I'm a big fan". Howard lists her credentials, queen of anal, set up Jerry Springier on video. Her movies include "The Extreme Squit", "Assclown", "Face down, Ass up". Rocks wife (Danny) is the vice president of Merrill Lynch. Robin and Howard make fun of Chyna.

Rock said he got married young and has no regrets. they talk to him about The Mummy Returns and The Scorpion King, he made $5.5 Million for The Scorpion King. They asked what he makes for wrestling and doesn't say. Rock says he loves acting but will never ever leave the WWF, Robin said he's saying that because Vince McMahon is probably listening.

Howard brings in a obsessed Rock fan (Eddie) who has a giant Rock tattoo on his back and his obsession caused his wife to leave him! The crew said that's a bull not The Rock, but Rock corrected them and showed them his brama bull tattoo. Eddie says he is not gay, Howard asks if he wants to catch while The Rock pitches. Arti Lang calls him "The Fag". Robin says we have The Rock meeting The Fag. They continue too goof on the guy, he has over thirty rock action figures, twentyfive t-shirts and he wants The Rock to sign his back and then he will get it tattooed.

Howard says he'll sign it later, Eddie said he tried out for Tough Enough. Robin asks how "The Rock" was created, Rock said it was something that just evolved. When Rock was younger he had a temper and would fight and choke guys, but has matured since then. They talk about his football career and his family in wrestling, The McMahons have owned Rocks family for three generations, they make slavery comments. They ask why he didn't become a pro football player, he said he was good, but not good enough and NFL star Warren Sapp beat him for his position in Miami.

The Rock lost his virginity at 14 to a 18 year old in a park, while he was banging her the police showed up! They had a couple of blankets in the park, the cops though their might be a rape in progress, after the cop realized it was a mutual thing he said get the hell out of here. They start taking some phone calls, one says that The Rock charges $25 for autograph signings even for little kids, Rock said those are personal appearances and he gets paid for those, but if a kid walked up to him on the street he's sign free of charge.

Some jabronie calls in and talks smack to the rock, probably a drunk. Howard asks if Rock has ever faced Stone Cold Steve Austin, he talks about WrestleMania 18 when Austin turned heel. Howard says Rock is a good guy and will see his movie, Kendra Jade says she want's the Rocks strudel! Howard plugs TheRock.com. Robin says the other wrestlers must be jealous of the Rock, he says most wrestlers are happy for him because it opens up new doors for them. Howard says unless Vince has naked pictures of him with a donkey he's leaving the WWF for Hollywood.

If Rock ever leaves the WWF he would have to use his real name Dwayne Johnson because Vince owns all trademarks for "The Rock". Robin asks if Rock uses steroids, Rock tried them once when he was 18 coming out of high school. Howard says to say hello to that butterass Chyna, Robin says she's not in the WWF anymore, Howard says Rock has a better ass anyways! End of interview.

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The Rock was on Total Request Live yesterday on MTV, here's my recap:

I messed up taping it yesterday, but luckily MTV reruns EVERYTHING. :)

Carson Daly finishes up a interview with "The Musketeer" star Mena Suvari and they show The Rock making his way down the hallway and he's up next!

Commercial break.

TRL is back, plays a view videos and Carson introduces The Rock and Rock cuts him off and says "Carson please just smell what The Rock is cooking". His volume 4 theme plays and he enters the show. Carson asks him about his four month break and asks what he did to get back into shape, Rock said he got himself his own ring and trained 3-4 hours a day and wanted to be a better wrestler upon his return.

Carson is confused that Rock is wCw Champion and Stone Cold is WWF Champion and asks if their will ever be a match for unification of the title, Rock says it will probably happen some day. Rock says the WWF has plenty of great performers but theirs nothing like laying the smackdown on Stone Cold's candyass! Carson asks him who's the most electrifying artists The Rock listens to these days, Rock says Cash Money, Ludacris and Outcast.

They play a little of Rock and Wyclef Jean's "It Doesn't Matter" video. Rock said he talked to Michael Jackson the other day, Michael would like him to appear on his new album "Unbreakable". Rock says he's a cool cat. Carson jokingly says Mena has been talking smack about Rock all day long.

Commercial break.

They have a ten second "Commercial Cam" and it showed The Rock chatting it up with Mena.

Back to commercial break.

We are back and Carson says we are here with wCw Superstar The Rock. He asks about The Scorpion King movie, Carson asks how long he will be in wrestling due to his out-of-ring success, Rock says he will always be a WWF Superstar and continue to lay the Smackdown! they go to the Linkin Park "Crawling" video.

Back from the video, Rock is their with Mena and too fans Jessica and Cynthia to play the "Video ID" game (kinda like The $10,000 Dollar Pyramid with Videos) and will be playing for prizes. Mena and Jessica got two correct. Then they play Jennifer Lopez and Ja Rule's "I'm real Remix". Back from the video it's Rock and Cynthia's turn to play Video ID. They show a Britney Spears video and while Rock was describing it he says "Damn she looks good". Cynthia got two right, it's a tie. Both girls get one ticket each to a Michael Jackson concert!

Commercial break.

Back from the break, Carson wants to give Rock the camera for fun, they did it with L.A. Laker Shaq not too long ago. They fade into Jagged Edge's "Where the party at?" video. They come back to "Rock Cam's" out of focus close-up view of the audience. They go to Sum 41's "Fat Lip" video. They are back with Rock Cam and then cut to an N*Sync interview. After that Carson thanks The Rock. End of interview.

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