favorite thing to do while dropping a duece

[monsterone]

we all do it, so how do you occupy your time. lately i've been bringing in a copy of playboy and reading some of the articles i've missed in previous months. they really have some great writers on their staff.

if i'm at work, i usually pull out my cell phone and play a couple of hands of blackjack.

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[FUNKMAN]

at work sometimes there is a paper on the floor but i would have to say that i am in/out as quickly as possible... at home i never read or do anything other than my business. it's usually very quick unless there are them times when your butthole won't seem to close and there's a deuce right on the edge but it won't come out. so you make several attempts to force that puppy out and if it don't go then you make a few attempts before your hole puckers shut and you can wipe and leave. But then usually as soon as you take a few steps that stubborn turd is now ready to drop, so back ya go...

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[DJEvelEd]

I listen to AM talk radio and pick my teeth.

if i'm at work, i usually pull out my cell phone and play a couple of hands of blackjack.

I do the same thing at work. We should shit together sometime. We could play 21 BrownJack. Or just plain Jack.

Monsterone: "Hey Ed, pass me some paper"

Evel Ed: "Here ya go budday"

Monsterone: "Noooo, this has brown shit on it"

Evel Ed: "Here ya go budday"

Monsterone: "Noooo, this has your sperm all over it"

Evel Ed: "Here ya go budday"

Monsterone: "Noooo, this is a rolling paper with pot on it."

Evel Ed: "Here ya go budday"

Monsterone: "Forget it! What are you fucking LIVING in there!!!"

Evel Ed: "Want some fries?"

Monsterone: "C'mon man, my ass is dripping here!..........OK.......Gimme an onion ring"

Evel Ed: "Try the brown sauce, I'll be here all week"




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[Crippler]

Old school gameboy & original Tetris, all I need.

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[Tall_James]

Read comic books.


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Punch the clown.

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[phixion]

Monsterone: "Noooo, this is a rolling paper with pot on it."


and hes complaining about this?

oh by the way i read.

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[Meve]

write on the wall...

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[Doctor Manhattan]

You actual read the articles? Are they any good?

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[Tazz]

Blackjack. Tetris. Just how long are you people in there anyway?

Christ, it's drop the pants, go, wipe, out the door in 5 minutes.

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[walking joint]

at home I usually read the same article in Sports Illustrated or People magazine over and over again. i'm usually quick, so I only have time for an article and the magazine rarely changes so i end up reading the same thing many times.

at work I hope for a paper on the floor, if not I just sit and stare at the wall. though when someone else is in there I usually squirm around so i don't let out something that they will talk about when they leave the bathroom.

[Fallon]

I keep a radio in the bathroom.

I work at a newspaper, so their's always a paper on the bathroom floor there.

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This message was edited by WWFallon on 3-1-04 @ 11:02 AM

[blakjeezis]

Read, read, read. If there's nothing to read, I'll go through the medicine cabinet and read pill bottles or the ingredients on a shampoo bottle. There's something about reading that makes the whole process go a little smoother.

I also like to sleep on the pot. Usually during work, especially when I workled at Victoria's Secret. I would go in the bathroom and catch like a 20 minute power nap. You know, just to freshen up a bit.

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[Katylina]

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[Tazz]

I'll go through the medicine cabinet and read pill bottles or the ingredients on a shampoo bottle.


Damn, and I thought that I was the only one that did that. Too funny.

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[JustJon]

Read a magazine/comic book/couple pages from a book or play gamebay/neo geo. At work, I've played a hand or two of uno on my phone.

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[A.J.]

Try and figure out how many wipes it's going to take.

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[Johnathan H Christ]

i like to take a bong hit or two....its usually in the morning, fresh cup of espresso. helps loosen the phlegm to choke on a bong hit. drink my coffee, smoke a cigarette, wipe up and jump into the shower.

i like how the steam mixes with the smell of the pot and the coffee and the tobacco. its invigorating. gives good people the strength to get up and do what needs to be done.

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[ADF]

You people are in the bathroom too long. Have some fiber, for chrissakes.

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[TheMojoPin]

Yeah!

I never take more than five minutes. And I always try and time it so I drop one right before I shower. Gotta keep things clean.

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[SatCam]

favorite thing to do while dropping a duece

Well, normally I'll sit on the toilet...

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[Arienette]

favorite thing to do while dropping a duece

Well, normally I'll sit on the toilet...
normally?

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[reeshy]

I usually sterilize my stethoscope and other paraphenilia that I will be using later that day... hate to waste time while sitting on the throne!!!

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[reeshy]

Sorry about the double post.. I was taking a dump and I hit the send key twice while trying to wipe at the same time!!! Won't happen again...promise!!!1

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[Katylina]

Well, normally I'll sit on the toilet...


Maybe in public places he does the hover/squat move.

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